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Zombie or Witch Trial

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  • 47

    ChalngeAccepted

    2 years ago

    I would like to die with my mind intact, thank you very much. And when I die, I'd like to stay dead and not go around killing other people. To each their own.

    • 20

      Keegan M. Lowry

      1 year ago

      doesn't say you need to be alive for the zombie to eat you. Pretty sure they only burn live people at the stake

    • 6

      deadkraze

      1 year ago

      Dude.. Zombies taking over. This has been my dream which I am waiting to happen but never does. If this happens, (which it prob wont, so I won't die) then I'll know it will, so i'll be prepared.. Have a bunker with 3 machine guns and a flame thrower, and just incase, i'll have the walls made out of iron. and i'll have food down there, which could last me years.

    • 40

      Gryx

      1 year ago

      deadkraze, you'd die in the first 5 minutes.

    • 0

      TSOPER

      1 year ago

      then your obviously not me

    • 2

      Kris

      1 year ago

      Doesn't mean you'll get burned until you die. You might just get burnt a little it then they release you

    • 3

      BillyBob

      1 year ago

      I would be less painful, they have made models and found that you die from smoke inhalation before you burn, It would still suck but at least you won’t burn alive or have your limbs chewed off. Now lets pretend you don’t pass out and you actually burn, you would go into shock pretty quickly because, Fun-fact: Burning In an inferno causes a lot of damage to your body, very quickly. That’s when shock happens.

    • 1

      BillyBob

      1 year ago

      It*

    • 2

      Dumle29

      1 year ago

      @BillyBob yeah I don't think so. I know how freaking painfull it can be to just burn your finger. To have that all over my body.. No thanks.

    • 1

      Mike

      1 year ago

      You would be eaten, not turned..

    • 0

      Nikolai0169

      1 year ago

      i can choose if i join them or not huh, if they are as inteligent as people today, why the hell not join them, if they are dumb as hell, kill yourself.

    • 0

      Michelle

      5 months ago

      Now that I think about it, a witch trial would be really scary. Everyone would be wanting you dead and poking at you with their spakes D:

    • 0

      James Scott

      5 months ago

      Actually, when they used to burn people after a while the people would stop begging to be released and mostly just start begging to build the fire higher because it was too painful to bear.

    • 0

      grider

      5 months ago

      Deadkraze, you would die in 5 minutes. You're just saying, i would have this, i would have that, but you wouldn't. And guns are pretty retarded in a zombie apocalypse, because for every zombie you kill, 5+ others will have heard the shot and will be coming towards you. Also, you completely missed the point of the question. They don't say you can resist, and it's not like it's optional to be eaten.

    • 0

      Kat

      4 months ago

      Well, when people burned at the stake, normally they breathed in the fire, and that killed them before the burned to death.

    • 0

      Jacob Dennison

      3 months ago

      This is what im thinking

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      omega_wolf

      1 week ago

      Yes you would die with your mind intact. For a while. Your brain will explode after a few minutes with your eyeballs and any watery organs.Humans take a long time to burn to death, thats why it was such a severe punishment because it was so painful and a sure way to kill.

  • 14

    EZPZ

    1 year ago

    Eat me in the right places baby.

  • 9

    Philtrum

    2 years ago

    I want to be a Zombie.

  • 6

    Tim

    2 years ago

    I would rather die a faster death, then a slower one by burning at a stake. Which would last forever as I see my limbs painfully burn off my body. Definately rather have my brains ripped out or eaten quickly. xD

  • 5

    iamdrebbits

    3 years ago

    In this case, i was like a plant being eaten by a zombie :p

  • 4

    blackenedchi

    3 years ago

    Rather be a zombie than a pile of ashes.

  • 3

    skeletonparty

    2 years ago

    Zombie's scare me so much...

  • 3

    Mummer16

    2 years ago

    If a zombie is eating you you have a chance of coming back as another zombie so you're kinda still alive I guess.

  • 2

    slaterdahater

    1 year ago

    Any1 else excited about the zombie apocalypse before death

  • 0

    Yin Yang

    6 days ago

    I wouldn't want to be one of those things. I'd rather kill them than be one of them.

  • 2

    idpiasg

    1 year ago

    I'd rather die, defending my loved ones making the ultimate sacrifice, as compared to "SHE'S A WITCH! BURN HER!"

  • 2

    Izaak Dunsford

    1 year ago

    Burning alive would be the worst way to die.

  • 2

    Atomic69

    1 year ago

    If you were to be burned alive, once the nerves in your skin are burnt you can't feel anything. That happens fairly quickly btw.

  • 1

    Anime stickman

    3 months ago

    I I go down Emma gonna try and take someone with me

  • 2

    Tim

    2 years ago

    I would rather die a faster death, then a slower one by burning at a stake. Which would last forever as I see my limbs painfully burn off my body. Definately rather have my brains ripped out or eaten quickly. xD

  • 2

    Tim

    2 years ago

    I would rather die a faster death, then a slower one by burning at a stake. Which would last forever as I see my limbs painfully burn off my body. Definately rather have my brains ripped out or eaten quickly. xD

  • 0

    Chiara Lovenme Snyder-harvey

    2 weeks ago

    I dont wanna look dirty

  • 1

    drew_b

    7 months ago

    Being a zombie wouldn't be THAT bad

  • 1

    Bozzy446

    8 months ago

    If I'm going down, I'm going down fighting

  • 0

    Plecofish97

    1 month ago

    I'd die from smoke inhalation before I actually start to burn.

  • 0

    Aran_Steampunk_Ginger

    1 month ago

    While death by zombies might be more horrifying and excruciating, I would become a zombie and get to eat people :).

  • 1

    slaterdahater

    1 year ago

    Anyone else excited bout the zombie apocolypse

  • 1

    bungie01

    1 year ago

    Both of these options are horrible D:

  • 1

    Lili Phew

    1 year ago

    Stop twisting it, you ether die by zombie or by stake, THAT'S IT! No twists and turns that "It didn't say you die by stake" shut the fuck up and grow some balls.

  • 0

    Lucario227

    1 month ago

    This was hard to choose between getting burned alive or having your guts be ripped out of your body

  • 1

    mclovin

    1 year ago

    FIRE

  • 1

    WolfGirlKate

    1 year ago

    This way i wouldn't have to "Zombify" anyone else ^^

  • 1

    sseliga

    1 year ago

    More importantly, slowly get your skin and muscle fibers chewed away dying a slow and painful death, or bear with it until you reach a 3rd degree burn which destroys your nerve ending which causes you to lose any feeling.

  • 1

    Jerry Jerryson

    1 year ago

    I'll always opt for the answer that doesn't involve burning. It's a deal I made with myself.

  • 1

    Ryan

    1 year ago

    Choke on 'em!

  • 1

    wrathseed

    1 year ago

    What?! How did I comment that twice?! What sorcery is this?!

  • 1

    7r3v0r13

    2 years ago

    ZOMBIES FTW!!

  • 1

    Majornougat

    2 years ago

    eaten by a zombie does not imply becoming a zombie. Id rather burn because I could be some martyr/hero

  • 0

    Anthony Jeremiah Alvarado Alem

    2 months ago

    You'd die faster

  • 0

    Reflexionz

    2 months ago

    It will make for a better story on how you died with the zombie choice

  • 0

    Pradidye

    2 months ago

    With a fire resistant suit

  • 0

    Daniel Matthew Yates

    3 months ago

    Thing got heated

  • 0

    jojo

    3 months ago

    Eaten then I can cone and eat you

  • 0

    Jacob Dennison

    3 months ago

    Why would someone pick zombie? Your body would reanimate and someone else would be tortured that same way and then how would you feel?

  • 0

    Wayne Rooney

    3 months ago

    Im dead already

  • 0

    kittycatheart

    3 months ago

    I picked eaten by a zombie because I can be dead when this random zombie eats me and then my friend says you can have the choice of having a knife while being burnt at the stake...

  • 0

    Xethycutty

    4 months ago

    Hard, but you would be undead if you were a zombie and kill your friends. Not pleasant.

  • 0

    Mario Time

    5 months ago

    I skipped that

  • 0

    CODE RED

    6 months ago

    i would rather die as aplha zombie n then someone takes my place

  • 0

    Shelby

    7 months ago

    I have a very irrational fear of being eaten alive. Being burnt to a crisp sounds more appealing.

  • 0

    larhni

    7 months ago

    Well it depends Cuz if u got bitten/eaten bye a zombie u mite not TURN

  • 0

    alieisthename

    7 months ago

    Cuz im a witch mo-sucka :p

  • 0

    Aqua

    8 months ago

    Burnt, so that people can't clone me :D

  • 0

    Bozzy446

    8 months ago

    If I'm going down, I'm going down fighting

  • 0

    Shayeem Rashaan Malcom Reemnet

    8 months ago

    they did say you died

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