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Razul22
He/She better become the GOD DAMN BATMAN
Jacob Dittmer
SHE become batman?!
Ryan
Well, in an alternate universe the Joker is Bruce Waynes mother, so...
Josiah Thompson
Son, If you become robin instead of batman.. ILL GODAMN HUNT YOU!
Reconzile
She can be batman, batman is just a mask, and idea. Anyone can put it on and become a symbol
Franklin Chen
batwoman
Jim
He would either grow up to be a rogue super hero. Or be a jaded heart throb
Sarah Labbé
Your child needs you at a very young age bro
Jessica Harmon
It just said "die before you," it never said how old they would be. I wouldn't want to leave my child without a mother when they are very young, and I could be okay with my 70 year old kid dying when I'm 90 ;)
querijzarida
That's how I read it.
[deleted]
Exactly.
LoopholesEverywhere
Loopholes!
Sythana
So you're gonna have a kid when you're 20 years old?
wartpig
belive it or not people had kids at 13 or younger. 20is around the average age for a first child btw
sadiesaxton
...awkward..
[deleted]
I'm with you there.
Ellipsis
I'm a little late to the party.
Forealms
Do I have enough time to send him or her off to Earth before my planet explodes?
Olz Benz Brittzen
nope.avi
Zander Hartbeatman
i love you.
Kikira
I don't want a kid, so that was easy.
Matt Hoffman
Amanda it doesnt say how old you are, it just says you have a kid. If it said I was 90, sure yeah, but if im only like 30, no, Id rather live.
dalahast
Sorry kid, but I put myself first in all matters. I can have another kid at least.
Jizzwold
Yay selfishness
pleaseimbeyonce
I chose it because your kid die before you could mean you're 90 and they're 70 or something idk
Morgan Marie
@chrissy, you cant have grandchildren and experience them if you are dead..
nashcali22
Either way you or the kid are messed up by the end
XcheerioX
i would never have a kid and be immortal
LoyalJoker
The child has it's life ahead of him.
GareBear
I hate children.
Michael Delgado
It all depends when you have the kid, let's say I have him a 25, if I die at 95 he'll at most live till 70. Or if I had it ASAP at 18 then if I lived till 80, he'll live at least till 62. You know? So the rest of you did not think this through... -_-
some random guy
I DID I DID!
Fortehlulz
I want to be Batman's dad,so I DID think it through
[deleted]
I rather be alone than have my newborn child grow up without a mother.
katiemae
I would want my kid to live. If I had to go through seeing my kid die before me … I wouldn't want to live! :(
Anonymous
Fuck kids, let them die.
rubberlikewalrus
what happens if s/he is very-very young and is miscarried
The_dokkter
he's batman
Jared Jacobson
COMMENT ON THE CURRENT FUCKING QUESTION!
guridkt
Can still get another
Mason
Have my kids die first so they wont feel the pain of loosing me
I tellz da trufe
A kid has potential why end it so soon
neonblue120
I as a future good parent chose the "selfish" choice.
Lorenzo Avena
I'll die at 200 y/o,he/she only 100 y/o
Kyle
LOL. You're all kind hearted.
Tony
I suppose my child can die when I am 90 or something.....HA take that!!
tom
What if I lived to be 200 and he just aged and died normally?
Violet Howard Vaugha
If I wanted kids to begin with, I wouldn't want them to be forced to suffer from the results of the other option. .-.
Jeremy
All about survival. Sorry, brat.
xXboxicXx
This is fucked up lol.
Skylar
Have good godparents this way.
Bradley
Just because your kid dies before you doesn't mean he or you live long
Crissy
I want grandchildren, thank you.
Vin Shaw
He better be either a superhero or Iron Man's sidekick
Mikenna
My mom died when I was two... so I know what it feels like....and many times I have thought about how I would rather be dead
Jordan Wright
I can't have my kid suffer by me dying, but I want him/her to live a full life. Tough one.
Jordan Wright
I can't have my kid suffer by me dying, but I want him/her to live a full life. Tough one.
BOSS SOCCER PLAYER14
Fuck yea become BATMAN!!!!!!!!
Jalen Chesser
Atleast I won't have to experience the misery from my child's death.
EideJulie
If my kid could live an entire life and get the chance to raise kids for him/herself, I would rather live through the pain at 90 years of my child's death. But having two small siblings with no father is the greatest pain I have ever witnessed! I would put my children's happiness first!
littliliar
i don't want mt kid to outlive me BITCHES
RPBC123
I don't want them to be all sad when I'm gone
rct3fan24
My mom died when I was really young. It's not that bad, it didn't really affect me too much. If I had to die when my child was very young, my child won't be affected very much.
SamMiller
I hope if I have kids they die
MrChicano209
Now I never had a kid and I'm not planing on having one soon but I would go with me dying first.
Creatrix
Like 10seconds before? While we're running away from our booby-trap that we set up full of explosives for the zombies chasing us and get caught in the blast?
aa777nx
Wouldn't want a kid in the first place.
Mynameistank
JASON! JASON! also SHAUN! SHAUN!!
Nikolai Belinski
23% of people are normal, 77% are lying to themselves
Insakna
There would be no pain for either of you. Your child will be too young to know, and you would be dead, so obviously you wouldn't be able to tell.