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be stabbed in the stomach 10 times

be shot in both kneecaps

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Be shot in both kneecaps

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Either way you get to live.

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437 comments

  • 47

    Brendan

    4 years ago

    Stabbings would be a bit more manageable if I survive, survival being the key there.

    • 156

      Joseph D Vondross

      2 years ago

      Are you kidding me? People die from a single stabbing to the stomach and you think youll survive 10, FUck No!! BUllshit

    • 89

      Jamie Coolstorybro D

      2 years ago

      Say's either way you get to live so I'd go for the stabs

    • 10

      D'vaughn Clarke

      1 year ago

      they shouldsay once,caus realisticly if you get stabbed 10 times ur dead.

    • 52

      Dojoslasher

      1 year ago

      2 SHOTS TO THE FUCKING KNEECAP? fuck that im not losing my legs for some bullshit. STAB ME.

    • 14

      tyler

      1 year ago

      says either way you get to live. "Either way you get to live."

    • 1

      Tom

      1 year ago

      People die with one stap... Ten they survive you say?

    • 24

      2weirdy

      1 year ago

      I picked this just so I can say: "... but then I took a bullet to the knee!"

    • 1

      Tom

      1 year ago

      if your femoral artery gets cut when you get shot you are dead.

    • 8

      Konev13

      1 year ago

      Yes, the description says i survive, thats the only reason i picked this, i want to know how.

    • 4

      ThunderHornet

      1 year ago

      knives do more damage than bullets.. and you NEED your stomach to live, but dont need ur kneecaps retard

    • 14

      Okmrbob

      1 year ago

      ermahgerd read the description

    • 13

      AussyPyro

      1 year ago

      @ThunderHornet Are you... Like, answer honestly, are you aware of what a bullet does? A bullet would fuck you up. a knife will cut you, that is about it, a bullet will penetrate, likely fragment, if you're lucky rip a hole out the other side, and a shot to the gut would fuck up your neck with the amount of force if hits with. @all those people who think you auto die from a stabbing, getting stabbed 10 times does not say all at once, or 10 individual wounds, but it's easily survivable, especially if it's a short knife. Few scars, no lasting damage, your knees would be fucked for life.

    • 3

      midori

      1 year ago

      WHO NEEDS KNEE CAPS ANYWAY

    • 6

      anonymous123

      1 year ago

      yeah I need my knee caps, I couldn't bear not being able to play football/soccer. as long as I survive getting stabbed in the stomach ten times that is

    • 3

      Joosep Puusaag

      1 year ago

      one stab wonded., two stabs dead

    • 9

      auburnstar

      1 year ago

      It didn't say WHAT you'd be stabbed with. Could be a play dough sword.

    • 3

      Discord's wings

      1 year ago

      @Joseph D Vondross Read the desc dumbass...

    • 2

      Franklin Chen

      1 year ago

      @Joseph You're a fucking dumbass. Read the description

    • 3

      Franklin Chen

      1 year ago

      @thunderhornet Knives do more damage than bullets? This is the REAL world. Not cod.

    • 2

      TheXXsloXX

      1 year ago

      if u get stabbed in front of a hospital you are gona survive! :P

    • 2

      UseThisToAddressMe

      1 year ago

      Description says I survive either way so I chose 10 stabs in the stomach. The idea of such damage to joints is probably the only type of bodily harm that makes me cringe.

    • 1

      tuppenycrane

      1 year ago

      more blood

    • 1

      Eden of the East

      10 months ago

      @2wierdy Same

    • 0

      theo

      9 months ago

      No cuz it's extremely hard to stop it from bleeding ad people die from far less getting shot in the knees is still painful but u can live with it

    • 0

      Joaquin Perez Prieto

      8 months ago

      Bitch I would be like Woods from COD black ops 2

    • 0

      Null

      7 months ago

      Would make one hell of a story..

    • 1

      Derrp

      7 months ago

      If you are stabbed only 0.5 millimeters into your outerst skin layer you would definetly survive it.

    • 0

      Hole in my sock

      6 months ago

      In the stomach, derrrp, not just in the skin around it.

    • 0

      Handies

      5 months ago

      Didn't say what you were stabbed with. Needle FTW

    • 0

      Rasmus Jensen

      5 months ago

      "I used to be and adventurer like you, but then i got shot in both my knees" is the only reason i picked red

    • 1

      Rasmus Jensen

      5 months ago

      "I used to be and adventurer like you, but then i got shot in both my knees" is the only reason i picked red

    • 0

      NOPE.jpg

      4 months ago

      You survive wither way.

    • 1

      Lexxiee

      4 months ago

      You survive either way and im not getting shot in my kneecaps D: Dont want to be a cripple for the rest of my life.

    • 0

      Jezza

      4 months ago

      Ok you'll be dead and ride off into the sunset with my 12 inch rims

    • 0

      Atlanntis

      3 months ago

      So you prefer to die than losing your ability to walk?

    • 0

      Gina Gonçalves Melancia

      2 months ago

      It says u live on both situasons

    • 1

      Voice Of Reasonable People

      2 months ago

      Believe it or not stabbing would be much more painful however considering the granted immunity I would choose this of fear the gun shot to knees would permanently cripple my ability to walk

    • 1

      John Evans

      2 months ago

      Getting shot on the knee caps is better as it might be a Nerf gun for all you know.

    • 0

      Vin Shaw

      2 weeks ago

      They didnt say what you'd get shot with... BB GUN FTW

    • 0

      7035

      2 weeks ago

      It's called being stabbed by a thumbtack.

  • 14

    Sam Dunn

    4 years ago

    I want to be able to walk.

    • 2

      BreckenThedude

      1 year ago

      So you would rather die then walk? Getting shot in the stomach kills much more people than getting shot in the kneecaps. Not to mention all the blood vessels in your abdomen.

    • 9

      xereeto

      1 year ago

      ^^ @Brecken "Either way you get to live"

    • 1

      Shillness

      1 year ago

      You could be shot with a really weak gun

    • 0

      1stwarror

      1 year ago

      No thank you. I like eating without tubes attached to me.

  • 8

    Conor Begley

    1 year ago

    You could have been stabbed by a four year old with a tooth pick

  • 6

    DrCrazyFishMan1

    2 years ago

    if it's just a needle/thorn who cares. but on the other hand, what if it was being shot with a water pistol??

  • 6

    napiern

    2 years ago

    "Arrow to the knee" joke, anyone?

  • 6

    Ethan

    2 years ago

    There's no way you're surviving 10 stab wounds. Not a chance.

    • 5

      Andrew

      2 years ago

      People survive 10 stab wounds all the time, people even survive abdominal stab wounds. Getting shot in the knee is the most painful place to be shot.

    • 6

      Okmrbob

      1 year ago

      So many people don't read description

  • 6

    Brian

    4 years ago

    I think down the road it would be cooler to brag about getting shot than getting stabbed. Either way it's gonna hurrrrrt.

    • 9

      ZmanElete

      1 year ago

      Bro i got stabbed 10 times in the stomech

    • 1

      T.P.N

      1 year ago

      But you would be in a wheel char for long time if not the rest of your life

    • 0

      Karina

      7 months ago

      Brian's right

  • 6

    rxcjack

    4 years ago

    I'm with brendan on this one, stabbed would be a bit more manageable.

    • 5

      ZmanElete

      1 year ago

      Still walking is the key here for me though.

    • 0

      1stwarror

      1 year ago

      So you're saying a maniac shanking you 10 times in the stomach is more bearable than being shot twice?

    • 2

      SunnyCrapCake

      1 year ago

      1swarror, you mad, bra? Seriously, do you even KNOW what a bullet can do to you? And we survive anyway, says in the description.

  • 4

    Will

    1 year ago

    being shot in the knee i head is the most painfull spot to get shot

  • 4

    Carking99

    1 year ago

    I took an arrow...

  • 4

    Andres Garcia

    2 years ago

    You guys realize that not only do you live In both instances but that being shot in the knee cap is the most painful shot....

  • 4

    dathan

    4 years ago

    Both are horrible but definately the knees. First of all, futuristic prosthetic limbs are the shit. Secondly, stabs in the stomach could kill you.

  • 3

    José Fonseca

    9 months ago

    Read the description. "EITHER WAY YOU GET TO LIVE" So basically you'd either have to sit on a wheelchair the rest of your life or drink only liquids until the stomach would heal.

  • 1

    DaGeek

    2 months ago

    I used to be an adventurer like you, until I took 2 shots to the knees

  • 0

    Tenko Warmels

    1 hour ago

    you get better from the stabs, and from the shots you'll never walk again. Seems a bit unfair...

  • 1

    Phil671

    2 months ago

    Being from Northern Ireland Kneecapping is a profession so my choice was simple

  • 1

    Zellona

    2 months ago

    If you get stabbed ten times... Well, you'd die, but this says that either way you live. While you won't make a full recovery, you'll at least recover. You don't recover from being shot in the kneecaps-- it paralyzes you.

  • 0

    Vannessa T

    3 days ago

    I chose a random answer, just to be clear.

  • 2

    Sean

    1 year ago

    Alex mason

  • 2

    Zacho99

    1 year ago

    I heard stabbing is like being punched

  • 2

    ZmanElete

    1 year ago

    If i cant walk i don't think i want to live

  • 2

    David

    1 year ago

    The abdomen wounds...the colostomy bag after surgery. NO THANKS!! Also, no such thing as a prosthetic abdomen.

  • 2

    bob6969||

    1 year ago

    you wouldnt kneed a bunch of surgureys

  • 1

    Travis Layton

    3 months ago

    Two words...NERF GUNS

  • 2

    Andres Garcia

    2 years ago

    You guys realize that not only do you live In both instances but that being shot in the knee cap is the most painful shot....

  • 2

    Demon1981

    2 years ago

    it just says you live never says youre not f***ed up afterwards

  • 2

    iloveglobes

    2 years ago

    If I get to live, I would prefer not to have to have artificial knees. Knees don't recover easily.

  • 0

    bobalicia

    1 week ago

    I used to be an adventurer like you. But then I took an arrow [bullet] to the knee

  • 0

    bobalicia

    1 week ago

    I used to be an adventurer like you. But then I took an arrow [bullet] to the knee

  • 1

    glitchface

    4 months ago

    scew dying

  • 1

    NOPE.jpg

    4 months ago

    Water pistol.

  • 1

    William Winkle

    6 months ago

    Heh heh, 300,000 people didn't see the Fine Print... "Either way you get to live" I know I sound like an moron/idiot for making fun of the 300,000 people... but they ARE the idiots for not reading slowly!

  • 1

    Batman

    7 months ago

    fuck that. once you're shot in the kneecaps, you're fucked for life. since you live either way, i'd rather still be able to use my legs normally

  • 1

    SirBrenn

    7 months ago

    I've heard that being shot in the kneecaps is the worst pain ever, after being stabbed 10 times you would just pass out, either way you survive, I'd pick the stabbing that way you don't loose all feeling below your knees

  • 0

    zayman247

    3 weeks ago

    Did anyone think to mention they don't say what you get stabbed or shot with

  • 1

    Karina

    7 months ago

    U die from one stab to the stomach, never mind ten. When u get stabbed in the stomach the acid from ur stomach spills on ur organs and eats away at then. So do u think u will survive. I don't think so!

  • 0

    RoseEpicDied

    3 weeks ago

    Getting shot in the kneecap is very vey painful

  • 0

    MythicRare

    3 weeks ago

    It says I survive, so I don't want to be crippled.

  • 1

    Decisionseverywhere

    8 months ago

    Caaaaaaarl that kills people!!

  • 0

    Secret

    3 weeks ago

    Shot in both knee caps? Holy fucking shit no STAB ME BITCH

  • 1

    James Colton Paslay

    8 months ago

    MENENDEZ!!!!

  • 1

    King Dingin

    8 months ago

    I remember hearing something somewhere about being shot in the knee...

  • 1

    Jared Santiago

    8 months ago

    Who comes up with these?! Jigsaw?!!?

  • 0

    xxtigerlilyxx

    3 weeks ago

    It could possibly be a very short knife that wouldn't go that deep in your skin.

  • 1

    jaml96

    9 months ago

    i shall have a bulletproof (and knifeproof) vest :D

  • 0

    Lorenzo Mata

    4 weeks ago

    Can it be an arrow for guards

  • 0

    kiker3

    1 month ago

    You could never walk again if you go with being shot in the knee

  • 1

    Will McKinnon

    11 months ago

    "Either way you get to live." you can live without your stomach, it just requires CONSTANT attention. there are also breakthroughs in organ growth so

  • 0

    thepowerfulbob

    1 month ago

    Stabbing hurts way more than getting shot

  • 0

    Uriel Gonzalez

    1 month ago

    Gta logic

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