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Get an Atomic Wedgie
Get a Swirly
Next time remember your lunch money!
Question: Is there poo in the toilet?
Snape was here.
if poo is in there, i'm all in.
Because I'm not an American faggot like you guys with your gay bullies going like gimme your lunch money! And arent gonna get a job in the future (not including working at a depresing fast food restaurant or a shop) idk what either are.
I wasnt saying americans are fags I said the bullying is
@HorseDog Exactly ! What kind of fucked up bullies do America have ????
@HorseDog, most American schools don't have bullies like this. It's portrayed that way on TV, but even in the rural high school I went to (bad area), we didn't put up with this crap.
@horse dog fiddle and fox stereotyping much?
THIS IS SO NOT A HOT TUB!
I'd go down into the Ministry of Magic! :P
Hello fake Johnson!
I'm not wearing underwear.
GREAT NOW YOU TURNED ME ON !!!!!!!!
GREAT,NOW MY ARM IS IN THE CEILING AND THERE IS BLOOD EVERYWHERJGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGM
Atomic wedgies can seriously fuck you up.
A swirly is just nasty for a couple of hours.
What if there's sh!t in there
You just flush the toilet before getting shoved in.
^ i can imagine.
'hold on, wait, let me flush it first' -flushes toilet- 'okay, you may proceed'
i am a germiphobe so there is no way in hell i'm putting my head anywhere near a toilet!!!!
Have you ever used a phone? Have you ever slept in a hotel? Have you ever gone anywhere in public? If you answered yes to any of those things, you probably had more germs than if you got a swirly.
Toilets are cleaner than the screen of a touch screen...
idk why i chose swirly im terrified of being held underwater
I've had them. They are a bit painful and they often ruin underwear, but there's an element of misery to a swirly that just wouldn't ever go away.
I didn't think anyone actually got them
Sue the asshole for sexual harrasment.
I'm a girl
I swear if anyone even threatened to give me a swirling, I'd try my best to kill them
Hmmmm, bit of but pain or disgusting, smelly, completely disgraceful swirly, a please!!!!! :D
At least you're not catching a disease
@horsedog it's just tv shows American schools are good
I never had either and i always wondered what this felt like
i got a hanging wedgie and its horrible man i mean like your ass hurts for like a week straight
then I could get that annoying itch out of my ass
Right on the clit
The bathrooms in my school, not so clean
Seeing as you'll probably need SURGERY to remove an atomic wedgie... and there's always that ONE chance they'll flush your face in the clean and managed teachers restroom... Swirly it is.
MY BODY IS READY FOR THIS
I agree sir my body is ready as well
Change my answer. They could just dip the tip for like a millisecond
just pretend they flushed before
i am girl so lol,gotten an atomic wedgie before,i feel bad for guys
And then soak myself in bleach for a week
At first I picked Swirly because I didn't know what it was and I thought it was better than a wedgie, but then I looked it up.
i assume atomic means small :D
then tell me what an atomic bomb is...
Although the hemorrhoids might be inflamed for a bit.
Atomic wedgie from the weakest person on earth.
Can my crush give me the wedgie so u can show off my beautiful buns?
I had a swirly, it ain't dat bad!
Atomic wedgies can kill people... Besides no one gets swirlies in Tasmania
I'm so hot I'm radioactive anyway
Once they figure out i'm not wearing underwear; they'll be scarred for life
That wouldn't happen cause I know martial arts! Kick them all in the gut, and walk away like a boss. If they come back, they'll get a KO.
Never said that the toilet couldn't be brand new and never used.
SWERLY INTO YOGERT WORLD
I know I do not want an atomic wedgie. My butt would slip out of place
A toilet has bleach in it and you can drown
Someone died from an atomic wedgie.i don't want to be THAT guy
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