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Get an Atomic Wedgie
Get a Swirly
Next time remember your lunch money!
Question: Is there poo in the toilet?
Snape was here.
if poo is in there, i'm all in.
I'd go down into the Ministry of Magic! :P
I'm not wearing underwear.
GREAT NOW YOU TURNED ME ON !!!!!!!!
GREAT,NOW MY ARM IS IN THE CEILING AND THERE IS BLOOD EVERYWHERJGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGM
Atomic wedgies can seriously fuck you up.
A swirly is just nasty for a couple of hours.
What if there's sh!t in there
idk why i chose swirly im terrified of being held underwater
I've had them. They are a bit painful and they often ruin underwear, but there's an element of misery to a swirly that just wouldn't ever go away.
Hmmmm, bit of but pain or disgusting, smelly, completely disgraceful swirly, a please!!!!! :D
At least you're not catching a disease
Seeing as you'll probably need SURGERY to remove an atomic wedgie... and there's always that ONE chance they'll flush your face in the clean and managed teachers restroom... Swirly it is.
MY BODY IS READY FOR THIS
I agree sir my body is ready as well
I'm a girl
i am a germiphobe so there is no way in hell i'm putting my head anywhere near a toilet!!!!
Have you ever used a phone? Have you ever slept in a hotel? Have you ever gone anywhere in public? If you answered yes to any of those things, you probably had more germs than if you got a swirly.
Toilets are cleaner than the screen of a touch screen...
I swear if anyone even threatened to give me a swirling, I'd try my best to kill them
i am girl so lol,gotten an atomic wedgie before,i feel bad for guys
And then soak myself in bleach for a week
Although the hemorrhoids might be inflamed for a bit.
The bathrooms in my school, not so clean
Wedgies hurt my balls
I just won't ever wear undies.
I'm not having my face in a dirty ass toilet.
I don't even want my face near a toilet!!! Im a girl so getting a wedgie shouldn't b that bad an if any 1 tried I would probably punch them in the face.
As long as they actually use an atom bomb
I'm not gonna wear underwear! I WIN!
Meh. I'll just go commando.
As long as there isn't anything in the toilet......
False... The bully would get the wedgy
Who will give you the wedgie?
lets see if theres any poor basted who would do that to me
just pretend they flushed before
They may do it to me butt they get a punch in the face
These seem to be first world problems. :)
i dont even know what a swirly is lol
I have buns of steel. No one has ever succeeded in hurting me that way.
I'm just going to pretend I didn't see the "i" in "wedgie"
I left the money on your moms dresser oh and tell her she werent dat good bro
Sorry mr. Bully i left the m
Seriously, stay away from my face with your sewage.
I have been on the receiving end of a swirly before; only logical choice is the wedgie.
I don't like having water in my ears.
My brother gave me an atomic wedgie when I was little and it really wasn't all that bad.
i have obsessive compusive hygiene; a swirly is my worst nightmares, in fact my worst nightmare isn't even close!!
At first I picked Swirly because I didn't know what it was and I thought it was better than a wedgie, but then I looked it up.
An atomic wedgie would hurt sooo bad I rather get a swirly
i assume atomic means small :D
then tell me what an atomic bomb is...
and the swirly magically transports me into the sewers!
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