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jazzhands
Nothing says I have to be a loyal Amish. Just can't show my neighbors my iPod, otherwise I'll get pitchfork'd to the face for being a witch.
AkshaySauce
Just get cochlear implants, because hey, I'm not Amish.
Forehead58
To both of you, that defeats the purpose of the question. If you're deaf, you're stuck with it. If you're Amish, you live an Amish lifestyle.
Minkzx
I know plenty of Amish people with technology Just not in the house! I know Amish people that play the radio in their buggys
theTexan
Forehead58 Loopholes are what make this game fun so screw off.
Joshua Brown
Amish people aren't that outdated(i mean they don't use technology but I don't think they'd execute you either you dumbass)
Pinkstreaks
I'm young enough to be able to only be Amish for a few years and then get my year off/option to go to the outside world, so I could leave and still have my hearing. Sorted.
iamawesomecat
Dude of I were dead I'd learn sign language and also I'd just be Amish after that
I'd rather
Those guys will chase you if you try to escape, there mad.
Piers Geenty
i agree with you sir
lennard janssens
you made me come back on my decision
Zaltys
But... you wouldn't be a real amish then. Just someone who pretends to be one. Not good enough loophole for this choice.
Leander Stalfos Yard
damn. Really, people? screw being amish.
suck my titty
screw being deaf!
Pinkie Pie
Amish people aren't bad, being one just means no cars or electricity in PERSONAL life, so an Amish person could be a web designer at work, but would have to walk/bike/horse (pony hehe) there instead of driving, and not bring your work home with you
Vanquix
maybe, but id rather just get cochlear implants and hear again. and i can get them because im not amish so i can use technology for personal reasons.
alisox
@Pinkie Pie - Um...I'm pretty sure the Amish believe technology interferes with a relationship with God and view it as a sin so they wouldn't use any at all anywhere. Southern Maryland has the highest Amish population outside of Pennsylvania and I see lots of them when I visit family. That's just not how it works.
Mikhail Equality Har
Pretty sure the Amish would kill me for being gay. I can always learn sign language, so...
jack notman
being amish you get the choice to leave the religion and a year to experience outside life.
Martin
Dude that would suck, you'd have so much culture shock it wouldn't even be funny. Plus after you have to go back to being Amish.
SAUCY SCOTSMAN
You can just leave whenever... Deafness is usually permanent.
T.P.N
and thats why i chose Amish.
Pimpsta
That was rough...
nashcali22
this one is hard
Harley Quinn
It doesn't say you have to stay Amish
ScrewYou
You could just leave the Amish place.
alisox
Hooray for Rumspringa!
alisox
But in all seriousness, I think the question means *being* Amish permanently, not for a little while and changing your mind. I don't get why people look for loopholes in these questions.
tegix62
DEAF PLEASE :L
CarsonXIII
At 16 you have the choice to leave your Amish ways and live in the city with technology and things as such. It's called Rumspringa.
Pedrodarigan
Priorities at it's finest
SteveKobbs
You can fix being deaf. Bilateral Cochlear Implants.
Hannah
I can still get on the internet.
Hime Takamura
they have technology today to restore hearing in deaf people, if only a little.
Bob
if you're deaf you're just in need of another language...being amish means you are nucking futts
Luke Woolley
Wow, people have messed up priorities.
Brian Sherman
Well look who I found
Vanquix
Actually, YOU have screwed up priorities if youd rather choose a religion which you may or may not truly believe in just to be able to hear, which you can get implants (cochlear implants) for anyways.
Dom Kain
rumspring a
Alex Torres
rather not hear things than live without my pc
Daggag21
Hearing aid
Emilia
I like this question. Give up the ability to hear stupidity or give up the ability to be happy...hmm......
Daniel Danjah Andersson
My God people really dislike the Amish, don't they
katie
I am fluent in sign language, and Deaf culture is beautiful. I don't know anything about being Amish.
Michael Finnamore
Anything's better than being amish.
Angelo García
I know sign language already.
paarthurnax
i would just sin and then be shunned by them problem solved
Molly
At least I have the Internet.
iTzAwesomsauce
Being Amish would fucking suck ass
Ryuu
1. Become Amish 2. Convert 3. Profit
Troy
wtf? what kind of question is this?
ThatGuySam
I didn't hear the question.
joe
WHAT DID YOU SAY?! I CANT HEAR YOU WHILE I'M POSTING A COMMENT!
sinidj
Doesn't say i'd have to stay Amish
brittney
whats amish
Jamison Oslund
Amish? Ew. I'm already deaf :)
GhostBro92
Amish people are pretty bad ass.
alisox
One of my big fears is going deaf. I hate when I can't hear what's going on around me. I never listen to music with both ears of headphones because I'm afraid I won't hear something around me.
Aaro Kirss
Not giving in to the loophole, I'd rather be deaf then blind to the wonders of technology as the Amish are.
alisox
Most Amish adults know about technology, they aren't "blind" to it. They choose not to have it in their lives which I actually respect.
Quill Skidmore
I know ASL
immabaus4774
I can read lips anyways
Liam
im scared of being amish honestly
Edward Williams
Wish I didn't vote that. Amish people are practically confined to their community... constantly surrounded by happy-clapping builder Christians who hate tech would be more debilitating than deafness
Wigglenuts
Let's see, young beautiful wife, check! Plot of land, check! Near Utopian community, check! Beautiful house and barn, check! Clean food, check! ... this isn't even a contest.
Max
Amish are aloud to leave and choose if they want to come back or not...I already know my choice.
gardenGnostic
I know sign language. Hahaha.
Cyrus233
Wow, this is rude.
Amanda Lynn Hehl
I know sign language~
Yuiopy
You can stop being Amish.
Jishushika White
Amish people don't know what ANIME is. That's a BIG problem.
Cammie
What's wrong with being deaf? I'd LOVE to be part of the deaf community.