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Gringomiester
Narwhals narwhals swimming in the ocean
namnog
lol love that song
Madison Reardon
Causin' a commotion
cowsmakedelicous
Cuz they are so AWESUM!
Katie
I thought the same thing XD
encephalovore
They'd beat a dinosaur in a fight.
Nathan
damn now i wanna change my answer
Andre Navacinsk Ferr
Narwhals narwhals swimin' in the ocean
dolan
pretty big and pretty wide they beat a polar bear in a fight
Porpus
they are the jedi of the sea
Phantom L
Don't let em touch your balls
Matthew Kenny
Narwhals, They are narwhals, (just don't let them touch your balls)
hnr01
Inventors of the Shish kebab
RoBoTZ
@nathan if u could everyone will be red in the convo
CyborgKittenPoweh
Man...i was gonna say that...beat me by 1 year...
nashcali22
I have a horn what do you have?
SAUCY SCOTSMAN
Lets say I'm a Velociraptor. Razor sharp teeth. Ability to run fast. Agility. Ability to walk on land. Razor sharp claws. Oh, and I don't look fucking retarded.
kevin
dont even know what a fucking narwhal is
Maverick Smith
Think of it like an underwater Unicorn.
Megagamer
saucy Scotsman, you would also be the approximate size of a chicken. Look it up.
Manuel
@kevin A Narwhal is a whale with a horn...
Haider
Say i'm a T-Rex... Razor sharp teeth. Can run 60 mph. Can walk on land. Vicious predator. So pretty much waaaaaaaaaaay better than a underwater unicorn...
Clayton
3, if I choose triceratops.
Avalikia
I chose narwhal because then I wouldn't be extinct...
Omnier
Three horns. Triceratops. Actually no I would be something cooler like a Velociraptor or a T-rex.
CosmicHebrewZombie
I'd be a Velociraptor that is smart enough to put on it's chicken disguise when the Illuminati comes knocking with their big ass asteroid. Yer' just a stupid fish.
chunkeylover45
@haider the last two words of your comment make your argument invalid
Kyouzuka Takahashi
Narwhale can fly... dinosaur can't
NeonSoundwave
Gentlemen. www.youtube.com/watch?v=ykwqXuMPsoc
MarkTheGr8
OH YOU WOULD HAVE RAZOR SHARP TEETH? Well, your teeth are stored in af fucking museum, BECAUSE YOU'RE ALL DEAD.
Egol zamheist
Narwhals, Narwhals swimmin' in the ocean Causin' a commotion cuz they are so awesome! Narwhals, Narwhals swimmin' in the ocean Pretty big and pretty wide they'd beat a polar bear in a fight! Like an underwater unicorn, they've got a awesome facial horn! They're the jedi of the sea! They'll stop Cthulu satin ye Narwhals, They are Narwhals! Narwhals! They are narwhals (Just don't let them touch your balls) Narwhals, They are Narwhals! Narwhals! (Inventors of the shish kebab! )
Egol zamheist
...Narwhals! (Inventors of the shish kebab! )
Maximumpainboy
A horny whale?
Viktor Dedroog
It isn,t a horn it,s on of theit teeth and really sensitive so you can stab with it
Dan Raines
I get to bacon at midnight
love_me_olivia
Reddit!!
zombiewolf2508
This would be the best part.
VSpartan
I get an awesome horn and the military wouldn't hunt me down. I'm good as a narwhal.
Sha5y
Underwater unicorns are prettiful :)
namnog
NARWAHALS
DarklordTheo
Obviously depends on what era though. Wouldn't want to be around for that meteor XD
Avak8904
The Narwhal bacon's at midnight.
alongdark
I AM A STEGOSAURUS.
Crasy_Wolfang
WRAAR! I'M A BRONTOSARUS!
MarkTheGr8
Be quiet. Extinct animals don't talk.
Ashlee
Oh, shit. I'm baconing..
Leelok
I don't always bacon, but when I do, It's at midnight.
Dan Raines
I get to bacon at midnight
GretchenWieners
Wtf, it says dinosaur..
May
I love dinos
Ramona Obergfell
master reddit tells me to choose narwhal...
Dan Raines
I get to bacon at midnight.
Dan Raines
I get to bacon at midnight.
CptHomer
Have a territory of 100 square miles and be able to crush forests beneath your feet? Yessir
MarkTheGr8
You forgot the part about being a fossil, because you died millions of years ago.
DeezNuttz
NARWALS, NARWALS SWIMMING IN THE OCEAN, CAUSING A COMMOTION CAUSE THEY ARE SO AWESOME!
SuburbanBatman
narwhals have magic sooooo yea.
aStonedSquirtle
A certain website is telling me I should be a narwhal... And transform into a greasy food made of the finest cuts of boar at midnight.
love_me_olivia
When does the narwal bacon?
zombiewolf2508
Midnight of course.
Odin
I had to choose between the mascot of the internet or my childhood obsession. :(
MarkTheGr8
No, it doesn't say unicorn with rainbow farts anywhere.
Anonymous
Because reddit.
aStonedSquirtle
TIL there's tons of Redditors EVERYWHERE.
zombiewolf2508
@aStonedSquirtle Enough screencaps of this place gets reposted, it's honestly not surprising.
Ryan
i can bacon
Dan Raines
I get to bacon at midnight.
Dan Raines
I get to bacon at midnight.
Dan Raines
I get to bacon at midnight.
Dan Raines
I get to bacon at midnight
Dan Raines
I get to bacon at midnight
Dan Raines
I get to bacon at midnight.
Dan Raines
I get to bacon at midnight
Slate
Narwhals don't have horns... They're over grown teeth.
MyNameIsKali
more diversity with dinosaurs...
Joseph Broseph
NARWAHLS NARWHALS SWIMMING IN THE OCEAN CAUSING A COMMOTION CAUSE THEY ARE SO AWESOME NARWHALS NARWHAL SWIMMING IN THE OCEAN PRETTY BIG AND PRETTY WHITE CAN BEAT THAT POLAR BEAR IN A FIGHT. LIKE A UNDERWATER UNICORN THEY GOT A BIGASS FACIAL HORN THEY'RE THE JEDI OF THE SEA THEY STOP CTHULU FROM BEATING YE. NARWHALS THEY ARE NARWHALS JUST DONT LET THEM TOUCH YOUR BALLS. NARWHALS THEY ARE NARWHALS NARWHALS INVENTORS OF THE SHISH KABAB. x2
Felix Tadeo Dominguez Lopez
NARWHALS NARWHALS SWIMMING IN THE OCEON CAUSING A COMOTION
Felix Tadeo Dominguez Lopez
NARWHALS NARWHALS SWIMMING IN THE OCEON CAUSING A COMOTION
Emily
NARWAL
DEEJAY
Who doesn't want to be a uniwhale(unicorn-whale=whale with horn)
Martin Brown
Narwhals. They are narwhals. Narwhals. Just dont let them touch your balls
rand0mguy
Dinosaurs are extinct...
Nyancat:3
Dragons are dinosaurs sooo... FUCK YEA!!!
Mario Zul
If I was a narwhal, I'd be ded.
PianoWizzy
stomp, stomp, stomp, om nom nom nom
Mich Chauv L
Narwhals narwhals swimming in the ocean Causing a comotion Cuz they are so awesome!
Karla Daniela Garcia
wait ¿cant ...?o sith i understood nahual ,(they can transfor in to diferent animals)
LeMagicFrog
I'm a narwal and i bacon at midnight!
nyancat123801
What time does the narwhal bacon :/
narwhal-soup
Narwhals are for soup.
Chase Rondeau
narwhal so i can bacon
iwondernot
all the dinosaurs died