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Have a Pinocchio nose
Have Dumbo ears
Guys never lie.
hahahaha, nice one
@Spiderpid 8D. I you mean what i think you do, then girls are not better than boys.
They don't fly either... Unless they have dumbo ears
everyone lies its human nature
Skylar Jones, you ruined the joke. It's not funny anymore. This is why we don't invite you to these social events.
I would be able to fly
i can't agree to ur comment cause i want to keep ur agrees at 69... :(
fly or have a nose that grows when i lie ? DUMBO!!
MAN!!!! i wanna fly!
DAMN! I made the wrong choice.
Yea but the things i could do with that nose. Sometimes lying is a good thing.......
I would give the greatest oral...
I can freaking fly
Not to mention my central portion of my face would be intact. I can still find a mate :D
Either way the government would capture you and perform fun experiments on you.
good point wise one
I LIKE BIG BUTSS AND I CANNUH LIEEE!!!!!
i think girls would appreciate my big wood ;)
no, no we wouldn't
Think about it. If you had a pinocchio nose then people will know when you lie. With Dumbo ears... YOU CAN FUCKING FLY!!!
dumbo could fly.. thats that
This is not a lie.
I would never lie for the rest of my life.
I lie too much.
No way! 50% each! Cool!
Have a Pinocchio nose and say "My nose will grow now" for try the paradox.
Nose job, suckers.
Lie to a woman all night and then make her happy.
I'll never lie again!
You know what they say about guys with big noses...
woah, 50/50 o.o
Can I use the Dumbo ears to fly? If so, ballin.
Would it turn a girl on if the guys nose kept growing while telling her lies to get her in bed?
girls would make me lie, if you know what i mean
You could fucking fly!
I could fly!
youll be fine as long as you dont lie
I would use both to fight crime!
you could hear everything
it would keep me honest, and i don't have to respond to anything
you could fly 2
i can fly with these ears
Elephant > Jew
FUCK, picked the wrong one.
I could fly :D
I WANT TO FLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I could fly...or try getting a job as a gynecologist...
lets fly, lets fly away!
Fly, hear really well, and be able to lie....isn't this obvious?! How is this question 50/50?.... Are there any advantages to having a nose that grows outwards and let's people know when your full of shit!
Did you guys forget that dumbo could fly?
Just say I'm a Jew
I already have the nose
I CAN FLY :D
Flight vs giant nose. Already got the latter.
Dumbo man, you could fly and shit and like cover it up with a beanie and what not
Dumbo can fly with his ears
Hay ladies check out my nose
If you know what i mean (0,0)
Obviously Pinocchio, that way i can say "my nose will grow" and witness a paradox with my own eyes!
I'd have the Pinocchio nose, because then I'd be able to try out the paradox by saying "My nose will grow now."
I CAN FUCKING FLY!!! xD
I have already Dumbo ears
1. You can lie and not have to worry.
2. Big ears also means something else that is big.
3. You can fly. Thats should pretty much be the only reason...
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