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Mclovin
Guys never lie.
Spiderpig 8D
hahahaha, nice one
Laust17
@Spiderpid 8D. I you mean what i think you do, then girls are not better than boys.
snoopy1556
They don't fly either... Unless they have dumbo ears
Skylar Jones
everyone lies its human nature
hjklyuiop
Skylar Jones, you ruined the joke. It's not funny anymore. This is why we don't invite you to these social events.
Toolbox
I would be able to fly
Shayla
Yeah right...
Ian Tran
i can't agree to ur comment cause i want to keep ur agrees at 69... :(
Alx007
weeeeep
cass
fly or have a nose that grows when i lie ? DUMBO!!
Sandypengu
MAN!!!! i wanna fly!
Sawyer Haak
DAMN! I made the wrong choice.
Ethan
Yea but the things i could do with that nose. Sometimes lying is a good thing.......
GareBear
I would give the greatest oral...
Tickle my pickle
Nasal*
Monica Thuy Tran
I can freaking fly
1stwarror
Not to mention my central portion of my face would be intact. I can still find a mate :D
ToothPasteMan
Either way the government would capture you and perform fun experiments on you.
Sandypengu
good point wise one
ballcrapJQtrav
I LIKE BIG BUTSS AND I CANNUH LIEEE!!!!!
some jewish dude
i think girls would appreciate my big wood ;)
Sandypengu
no, no we wouldn't
Kyle Latin
Think about it. If you had a pinocchio nose then people will know when you lie. With Dumbo ears... YOU CAN FUCKING FLY!!!
Kagan Rice
dumbo could fly.. thats that
Skylar
This is not a lie.
Santos Makes People-
I would never lie for the rest of my life.
xXxLegitFallenAngelsxXx
I lie too much.
Shayla
No way! 50% each! Cool!
Anonymous69
Have a Pinocchio nose and say "My nose will grow now" for try the paradox.
Camila Lopez
Nose job, suckers.
Skyentist
Lie to a woman all night and then make her happy.
Jake
I'll never lie again!
Patrick Pittman
You know what they say about guys with big noses...
Alexander Adan Gutie
woah, 50/50 o.o
Mary
Can I use the Dumbo ears to fly? If so, ballin.
David Maravilla
Would it turn a girl on if the guys nose kept growing while telling her lies to get her in bed?
Trevor J Tateyama
girls would make me lie, if you know what i mean
Colky
You could fucking fly!
Natalie
I could fly!
theboss_15
youll be fine as long as you dont lie
Adam Williams
I would use both to fight crime!
mindfreakz
you could hear everything
OneMadCritic
it would keep me honest, and i don't have to respond to anything
ryatocha
you could fly 2
Frank
i can fly with these ears
Усамљени Вук
Elephant > Jew
Усамљени Вук
FUCK, picked the wrong one.
SenRyuji
I could fly :D
MrJelloman
I WANT TO FLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Diamond
I could fly...or try getting a job as a gynecologist...
Sean Hollar
lets fly, lets fly away!
Tyler Conwell
Fly, hear really well, and be able to lie....isn't this obvious?! How is this question 50/50?.... Are there any advantages to having a nose that grows outwards and let's people know when your full of shit!
Kaelin Hopkins
Did you guys forget that dumbo could fly?
Kamden Maag
Just say I'm a Jew
Austin Case
I already have the nose
Divinity
I CAN FLY :D
kikou-shou
Flight vs giant nose. Already got the latter.
tuxedotuna
Dumbo man, you could fly and shit and like cover it up with a beanie and what not
Chrissy Melody Chime
Dumbo can fly with his ears
Jack the cap
Hay ladies check out my nose
elaygelbart
If you know what i mean (0,0)
Yourewrong
Obviously Pinocchio, that way i can say "my nose will grow" and witness a paradox with my own eyes!
dolan
pinoko pls
JemRoxUrSox
I'd have the Pinocchio nose, because then I'd be able to try out the paradox by saying "My nose will grow now."
Jamie Huynh
I CAN FUCKING FLY!!! xD
Hidan
I have already Dumbo ears
Dmitri Robinov
1. You can lie and not have to worry. 2. Big ears also means something else that is big. 3. You can fly. Thats should pretty much be the only reason...
Sir Surge
FLY BITCHES