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Fight Spock

Fight Kirk

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Fight Kirk

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132 comments

  • 16

    Chase M

    2 years ago

    Spock beat shit outta Kirk everytime they fight and he just natural fighter

  • 11

    mcw

    2 years ago

    Kirk fights aliens with his bare hands all the damn time. You know he's got balls of steel AND experience. The guy has a phaser and he still gets in more fights with his fists and people are choosing to fight him over the nerd?

    • 32

      TheOnionCat

      1 year ago

      But Spock is a vulcan. I thought they were stronger than humans?

    • 10

      Blake Leithiser

      1 year ago

      nerd has kicked Kirk's ass multiple times. Also getting to see the flying jumpkick firsthand would be hilarious

    • 7

      Emma Attaway

      1 year ago

      don't forget the vulcan death grip as well as the vulcan time of the decade...

    • 11

      n7soldier

      1 year ago

      With Kirk, all I have to do is sleep with him. Fight won.

    • 4

      Alexandre Epanya

      1 year ago

      I chose Spock because he's the biggest challenge. I like being challenged. Bitches like that too

    • 2

      John Shepard

      1 year ago

      Thank you for enlisting in the military, n7soldier

    • 0

      lamborghini2604

      2 weeks ago

      And he gets beat up. He can't win. Just kick him in the face

    • 0

      lamborghini2604

      2 weeks ago

      And he gets beat up. He can't win. Just kick him in the face

    • 0

      Liazza

      4 days ago

      Who cares. It's Spock.

    • 0

      Liazza

      4 days ago

      Who cares. It's Spock.

    • 0

      Liazza

      4 days ago

      Spock because it's Spock

    • 0

      Liazza

      4 days ago

      Spock because it's Spock

    • 0

      Liazza

      4 days ago

      Spock because it's Spock

    • 0

      Liazza

      4 days ago

      Spock because it's Spock

  • 4

    Handsome Stranger

    1 year ago

    If you pick Kirk you're fighting 2 people. Shatner and his stunt double. But I still like my chances.

  • 4

    Throwaway

    1 year ago

    Putting aside the issue of difficulty, if you're fighting Spock, you're probably wrong about something.

    • 0

      Emma Attaway

      1 year ago

      don't forget vulcans are superior to humans in strength, intelligence and abilities

  • 4

    Himey

    1 year ago

    Kirk fights like he's on horse-tranquilisers

  • 3

    ultragamer565

    1 year ago

    i dont know much about star treck so i needed to get my mom

  • 3

    Edward Hall

    1 year ago

    Kirk is human. Spock's "human side" was thought to be a DOWNFALL in Vulcan eyes. Vulcans are strong as fuck and I would shit myself in fear trying to fight Spock. At least there is sort of a chance fighting another human.

  • 2

    Savannah

    1 year ago

    Kirk is hot, I don't want to hurt him...

  • 0

    fleigsam85

    3 days ago

    Kirk has serious karate chopping and double punching skills but I could never go toe to toe with a Vulcan who could instantly take me out with a Vulcan nerve pinch

  • 0

    fleigsam85

    3 days ago

    Kirk has serious karate chopping and double punching skills but I could never go toe to toe with a Vulcan who could instantly take me out with a Vulcan nerve pinch

  • 0

    fleigsam85

    3 days ago

    Kirk has serious karate chopping and double punching skills but I could never go toe to toe with a Vulcan who could instantly take me out with a Vulcan nerve pinch

  • 0

    fleigsam85

    3 days ago

    Kirk has serious karate chopping and double punching skills but I could never go toe to toe with a Vulcan who could instantly take me out with a Vulcan nerve pinch

  • 0

    fleigsam85

    3 days ago

    Kirk has serious karate chopping and double punching skills but I could never go toe to toe with a Vulcan who could instantly take me out with a Vulcan nerve pinch

  • 0

    fleigsam85

    3 days ago

    Kirk has serious karate chopping and double punching skills but I could never go toe to toe with a Vulcan who could instantly take me out with a Vulcan nerve pinch

  • 0

    fleigsam85

    3 days ago

    All though Kirk has serious karate chopping and double punching skills I could never go toe to toe with a Vulcan who could easily take me out with a Vulcan nerve pinch

  • 2

    Troy

    1 year ago

    Fighting Spock would be highly illogical.

  • 2

    Kenny Docktor

    1 year ago

    Spock won't kill you when you lose.

    • 0

      Hannah 'Koops' Jones

      1 year ago

      Neither will Kirk, unless you're out to kill other people - in which case Spock would still be quicker to kill you, because it would be more logical. Remember which one has compassion, and which is just acting as a pacifist.

  • 2

    ohnoanotherputz

    1 year ago

    kirk is kind of a dick.

  • 2

    ahaon

    1 year ago

    Vulcans are significantly stronger than humans.

  • 2

    Regret

    1 year ago

    Live short and suffer.

  • 1

    Saints3_GREEN

    3 months ago

    Im fightin kirk cuz i dont want to be vulcan death gripped

  • 0

    Kattie Emileen

    1 week ago

    I'd rather kill Kirk

  • 0

    Jonas

    3 weeks ago

    I refuse to get Vulcan nerve pinched. That looks painful...

  • 0

    Arturo Pizarro

    3 weeks ago

    Spock knows every weak point in the body so he'd beat you up pretty easily

  • 1

    Shenanigan

    1 year ago

    Fight Spock just so I'll be able to say I did

  • 1

    Kevin Guerra Gonzalez

    1 year ago

    One does not simply fight Spock

  • 1

    whslax36

    1 year ago

    Kirks a pussy bitch

  • 1

    SaveTheRejects

    1 year ago

    But. This is. illogical.

  • 0

    Connor Michael Killean

    1 month ago

    Spock a pussy

  • 1

    Tim

    1 year ago

    I'm going to lose either fight, at least with Spock he'll use the Vulcan Nerve Pinch. I won't feel a thing.

  • 1

    BStewy

    1 year ago

    Spock's my bro.

  • 0

    Bexstar the Great

    1 month ago

    Spock is too awesome to fight.

  • 0

    Nicole

    1 month ago

    Itd be an honor

  • 0

    Grant

    1 month ago

    I had to say Spock because Kirk would go all shirtless and beat the shit out of me.

  • 0

    Ibtesam Mahmood

    2 months ago

    Discussing about this means your all nerds

  • 0

    Paula

    2 months ago

    SPOCK WOULD GET THE SHIT OUT OF ANYBODY.

  • 0

    david mason

    2 months ago

    O my god you fucking nerds suck

  • 0

    Fluttershy

    3 months ago

    Fight a member of the enterprise, or fight a member of what? I don't know what spaceship Spock has...

  • 0

    Connor Scott

    3 months ago

    If you actually watched the show, Spock kicks everyones ass.

  • 0

    Connor Scott

    3 months ago

    If you actually watched the show, Spock kicks everyones ass.

  • 0

    God King

    3 months ago

    I will kill both if I have to

  • 0

    thedoctorscompanion

    3 months ago

    Kirk because Spock can probably destroy me.

  • 0

    Jasmine Felts

    4 months ago

    I would prefer to fight Sock simply out of respect. How many people could say "I fought Spock? That would be awesome!

  • 0

    Sean Maher

    4 months ago

    Have you seen William Shatner? He had to wear a girdle to conceal his fat rolls.

  • 0

    EpicMac9

    4 months ago

    I do NOT wanna get nerve pinched.

  • 0

    wizard

    4 months ago

    All the nerds in the HOUSE!!!

  • 0

    thedoctorscompanion

    5 months ago

    I would rather face Spock's "logical"ness instead of Kirk's fist. Even though Spock kicked Kirk's ass.

  • 0

    Partypancake6

    5 months ago

    Vulcans have supirior strength and can withstand more damage by default Spock would win

  • 0

    Sandra

    6 months ago

    Kirk's a dumbass anyways

  • 0

    Sandra

    6 months ago

    Kirk's a dumbass anyways

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