Being shot in both knee caps will hurt, but, (a) no vital organs to be stabbed (b) no waste leaking into your abdominal cavity and other wounds. Also you would not be paralyzed, that is caused by damage to major nerves such as the spinal column.
Not even close, I could walk away (not literally, of course) from being shot in the knees 9 times out of 10, but stomach wounds are painful beyond belief and more likely to kill you or cause you suffering for the rest of your life (however long that may be).
Brendan
Stabbings would be a bit more manageable if I survive, survival being the key there.
rxcjack
I'm with brendan on this one, stabbed would be a bit more manageable.
Brian
I think down the road it would be cooler to brag about getting shot than getting stabbed. Either way it's gonna hurrrrrt.
dathan
Both are horrible but definately the knees. First of all, futuristic prosthetic limbs are the shit. Secondly, stabs in the stomach could kill you.
Sam Dunn
I want to be able to walk.
kentonh
If either way I get to live, sign me up for both.
Jim
Either way, your gonna be in so much pain your going to want to die. So Ill just go with being stabbed because it looks more fun.
eric
if u get shot in the knees you cant walk forever. plus if u get stabbed u'd have cool wounds to rap about.
CletusJenkins
Eric talked me into this one.
iamdrebbits
I awe my explanation to Jim. Its like freddie vs. Jason.
TheThinker
Being shot in both knee caps will hurt, but, (a) no vital organs to be stabbed (b) no waste leaking into your abdominal cavity and other wounds. Also you would not be paralyzed, that is caused by damage to major nerves such as the spinal column.
GareBear
Walking is overrated anyway.
Forealms
Not even close, I could walk away (not literally, of course) from being shot in the knees 9 times out of 10, but stomach wounds are painful beyond belief and more likely to kill you or cause you suffering for the rest of your life (however long that may be).
MichaelsProp
Who just leaves their stomach out in the open to be stabbed by anyone who wishes to do so?
iloveglobes
If I get to live, I would prefer not to have to have artificial knees. Knees don't recover easily.
xereeto
Em neither please :P
drizzy
shot in the kneecaps is pure torture. 10 stabbings definitely should end pretty fast. im not suicidal im just saying thats more painless
Ethan
There's no way you're surviving 10 stab wounds. Not a chance.
nickjw
I feel like you wouldn't live being stabbed in the stomach 10 times. Yes, I know it said you would live - but really? I doubt it.
nickjw
I feel like you wouldn't live being stabbed in the stomach 10 times. Yes, I know it said you would live - but really? I doubt it.
napiern
"Arrow to the knee" joke, anyone?
Abby
My grandfather's been shot in both knee caps and he's fine.