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SkullCrackarn
Just shave?
SPLT
i was thinking the same
Danielle
haha I'd rather diet and exercise for a year than spend every other day trimming this up: iranian.com/main/files/bl...ry-man.jpg
Damon Genade
why not Id just stay at home until a full moon then go scare some people xD
Meh.
Danielle... I regret my decision.
Giorgio Gabriel Guzmán
Fuck that... They shall call me chewbacca
Rainbow Dash
Already am... :P
Max
Bacca's FTW!
Mike
Either way I am warm.
Alex Janisse
Love the optimism
pmaguire13
and REALLY itchy
ohnoanotherputz
Obesity is a legitimate health concern, where as hairiness is just an unsightly annoyance.
Ryan
I would freak out so many Bigfoot researchers
Redditor
I'm already hairy
Goofykid3435
Iv been hairy since 7th grade... My first full beard was as a 9th grader.
owlgrandecity
Boy, I wish I had middle school students as my facial hair.
frank
I am both already fml
boop
I would rather shave then lose a bunch of weight. That would take a long time I'm guessing..
Jordan
It would get really annoying when you finally realize that when you shave your hair starts to grow back within the same day. Trust me, I know.
Scourge
i didnt be specific in where you're hairy, so, LONG HAIR FTW
Rohan
Already really hairy! (And I mean everywhere)
DapperDinner
FUCKING BADASS VIKING BEARD
Danielle
Easy decision. I'd take diet and exercise over this for the rest of my life: iranian.com/main/files/bl...ry-man.jpg
1stwarror
Change my lifestyle, or shave for an hour. Hmm...?
Mr Nope
...I could just lose the weight
Andy McLerran
Im already really hairy :D
Ecvsio
Why not both
cowjello1
You can shave all that hair off easily
cowjello1
And also, humans are already really hairy, it's just that our hair is really small(For some people like me).
Tom Swift
Its called being a human
Brianna Moore
Laser hair remover
Ankit
screw being fat
Brennen Fisher
i already am...
GARNiKA
After you lose the weight you can keep it off with diet and exercise, but there is no way to control hair growth
NateBorn1982
I'm already both no fair
Gorlakh The Great
Actually I'm both...fml.
Fujitaka
I'mo, that'd be fucking hot. Y'know, literally AND figuratively speaking.
Anonymous
It would be better to just lose weight you fucking idiots.
Utamey
Laser treatment!
setrakakan
Losing weight is easy enough, but if you're the type who has a hairy body you'd have to shave it more often. I've gone from obese to average before, I can do it again, it's less effort than shaving all the time for the rest of my life.
Vanceatot
Chicks dig the mountain man.
Anonymous
For all those ppl who admitted it and stood up for themselves ya should be proud of yourself :)
Gamyfox
Shavy Shavy Dwarf
MacPak
I'm already really hairy... :/
Nikolai0169
i already am fat, no need to also get hairy ^^
xXkitkattXx
im not hairy and i dont wanna be and being "really fat" is awesome cuz u can take fat people breaks when you walk xP
James Burner
I'm already both. :'(
Daybid Lay
I'm asian. I want a beard.
Friska Claudia
am hairy.
SumthinMstBAvailable
Do you know how painful waxing large surfaces of your body is? Having to deal with that every 6 weeks too. Just rather lose the weight.
Stefano Varisto
Shoot. Hairy but thin for sure. Wax that s@#%
Jesse Cormier
Werewolf. Awoooo! ;)
Paul Guy
already really hairy. It runs in my family, Fat however does not.
Silver
Chewbacca cosplay!
Natalie Ashpaw Langl
No one said you couldn't shave!
pmaguire13
it grows back fast dude
Xifihas
Already super hairy and proud of it (it helps that Ireland's a cold country, the hair traps heat)
Sophia Lingley
i can shave/wax any unwanted hair off, can't do tht with fat
luke
Who cares atleast being hairy is natural. And being fat people would make fun of you.
Nyancat:3
Shave in diffetent pictures like batman symbol on ur chest and back xD
Plutters
As a male I will lose weight easier than women, plus if i'm fight i'm more cuddly..
Eloise Natalie Neumann
Waxing
Eloise Natalie Neumann
Waxing
KamJam
Werewolf time :D
Beebit
Lazer hair removal!