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The cruise boat may travel anywhere, but the prestige of being in the White House may be further motivation.

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    Big D

    2 years ago

    If i was the head chef at the white house i would get tired of cooking fried chicken and cutting watermelons......JK

  • 27

    Brendan

    4 years ago

    I will take government connections (and benefits) over seasickness.

    • 29

      Luca

      1 year ago

      Really? Free holidays to tropical places for your JOB?

    • 9

      Lord English

      1 year ago

      Sailing the seas and going to tourist spots as job benefits? Sign me up. p.s. seasickness is for wimps

    • 5

      Anthony

      1 year ago

      The cruise liner can travel ANYWHERE.... anywhere

    • 9

      Six1Cynic

      1 year ago

      You don't get seasick on a cruiseliner unless you are extremely sensitive. Do you know how big those things are?They barely move around.

    • 15

      Kamden Maag

      1 year ago

      I'd kill Obama

    • 5

      malacia

      11 months ago

      Seriously Kamdem Maag? Isn't that a bit extreme? Please be a bad joke

    • 5

      PaperlessPaper

      7 months ago

      @Kamden Maag, and then I would sneak off my cruise liner and find and kill you.

  • 18

    Mandi

    3 years ago

    I worked on a cruise. Never. Again.

    • 6

      Ron

      1 year ago

      I was considering work on one but unsure what job. Why was it so bad?

  • 15

    wonderbung

    2 years ago

    White House head chef on my resume would land me a chef job anywhere in the world. Head chef on a cruise liner...not so much.

  • 10

    Michael King

    1 year ago

    Whoever picked whitehouse is retarded. The scenery and local never changes. In a cruise liner you could see the world.

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      Rylands Mathieux

      8 months ago

      YOU FUCKING CRACKER KKK DICK SUCKING CUNT!!! PROBABLY A SENILE 40 YEAR OLD MAN SITTING AT HIS CUBICLE WHACKING OFF TO GAY PORN WITH HIM IN IT!!! SUCKING THE DEVILS DICK FOR CRACK MONEY!!!

  • 8

    np11

    2 years ago

    poison everybody..

    • 1

      Rylands Mathieux

      8 months ago

      YOU FUCKING CRACKER KKK DICK SUCKING CUNT!!! PROBABLY A SENILE 40 YEAR OLD MAN SITTING AT HIS CUBICLE WHACKING OFF TO GAY PORN WITH HIM IN IT!!! SUCKING THE DEVILS DICK FOR CRACK MONEY!!!

  • 8

    iamdrebbits

    3 years ago

    i'll enjoy the benefits of travelling around the world :)

    • 9

      Sean

      1 year ago

      And you won't be outside to see any of it.

    • 7

      Brison

      1 year ago

      @Sean, that's why they invented windows.

  • 7

    Chris Vassos

    1 year ago

    CORY IN THE HOUSE!!!

  • 5

    Gabe Capili

    1 year ago

    ha, i cleaned the bathrooms on the S.S. Gourmet. I was head chef on the S.S. Diarrhea

  • 4

    rubberlikewalrus

    1 year ago

    I want them to try to wake me up at 1am for a grilled cheese

  • 4

    xereeto

    2 years ago

    Cruise liner could sink, plus I want to meet the President.

  • 3

    Kendall Walls

    2 years ago

    get to see the world

  • 3

    RiddleMeThis

    2 years ago

    you'll know their secrets

  • 3

    overtherainbow

    2 years ago

    I agree with Brendan. Plus, I think the president and the whitehouse staff are less snobby than some people that go on cruises...

  • 2

    Mark Berger

    1 year ago

    White house is h:xaunted

  • 0

    Ryan awesome

    1 week ago

    Only if the cruise liner wasn't American

  • 2

    hfb6796

    2 years ago

    Plus after working in the white house you could enjoy some nice cruises!

  • 0

    Exodus

    2 weeks ago

    Being a chef in the White House gives people wayyy too many ways to frame me.

  • 1

    Mephiste

    5 months ago

    The White House is sinking faster than any ship though.

  • 0

    luckyduck

    2 weeks ago

    Put poison in Obama's eggs

  • 0

    Mr.Swag

    4 weeks ago

    Being head chief in the White House won't last forever while if u are the head chief of a cruise it would last till u retire

  • 1

    Jackal

    10 months ago

    I'm on a boat.

  • 1

    erictheo

    11 months ago

    It would be sooooo stressful on a cuise liner. The white house would be soooo chill. You'd probably get paid more too.

  • 1

    Aristotle

    1 year ago

    Bermuda, here I come! *does a Bermuda dance*

  • 1

    sailortaylor

    1 year ago

    Definitely White House chef, get paid a crap load just to cook!

  • 1

    Emma Napolitano

    1 year ago

    being on a cruise all the time means rarely seeing family. white house doesn't move. government connections are good as well.

    • 0

      Molly

      1 year ago

      There is no way my family is going to move all the way to D.C. to be with me, so there's really no difference for me.

  • 1

    [deleted]

    1 year ago

    I'd rather not sink.

  • 1

    Katie

    1 year ago

    It would be nice to be able to live in luxury and travel around the world. At the White House you have to deal with Obama. Bleh.

    • 1

      Rylands Mathieux

      8 months ago

      YOU FUCKING CRACKER KKK DICK SUCKING CUNT!!! PROBABLY A SENILE 40 YEAR OLD MAN SITTING AT HIS CUBICLE WHACKING OFF TO GAY PORN WITH HIM IN IT!!! SUCKING THE DEVILS DICK FOR CRACK MONEY!!!

  • 1

    Deranisha Meshea

    1 year ago

    White House prestige would be nice but every time Sasha and Malia get a tummy ache, all eyes on you.

  • 0

    Xethycutty

    1 month ago

    The cruiser might sink.

  • 1

    emilywillis1524

    2 years ago

    Less expectations... and I can travel

  • 0

    dec102900

    1 month ago

    All i can think about is the titanic...

  • 0

    Daniel Ray Bibb

    1 month ago

    Poison Obummer

  • 0

    Renae Pukes-Rainbows

    2 months ago

    I don't like the ocean.

  • 0

    Ashley

    2 months ago

    Cory In the House.

  • 0

    chris

    2 months ago

    Poison the white house Mwahahahahahaha!!!

  • 0

    Alex

    2 months ago

    Would be a dream come true, travel the world. Sort of like a pirate.

  • 0

    Paula

    2 months ago

    TOO MUCH PRESSURE FOR THE PRESIDENT.

  • 0

    Gavin Durrett

    2 months ago

    Head chef if president so I put food poision in every thing he eats

  • 0

    Atlanntis

    3 months ago

    USA USA USA

  • 0

    Breana Birdwell

    3 months ago

    I'd put poison in the food and blame a assistant

  • 0

    Victor Gabriel

    4 months ago

    Baking Obama's cookies? Not really...

  • 0

    EmperorErvinmar

    4 months ago

    The White House doesn't sink every few months.

  • 0

    Mellie

    4 months ago

    Being a private chef versus cooking for a bunch of assholes all day long? The choice is easy.

  • 0

    kgish474

    4 months ago

    Far less stress involved in the White House. Trying to please a dozen people or trying to please several hundred people?

  • 0

    1nFAMOUS

    4 months ago

    As the head chef, I cook for the president, US Olympic teams as they do visit whenever, celebrities, and, oh yeah, a boat can freaking crash, wreck and next thing you know Leonardo dicaprio gets another film.

  • 0

    Cassey

    4 months ago

    Cruise ship all the way

  • 0

    Bob

    4 months ago

    Barack Obama ftw?

  • 0

    Llama

    5 months ago

    I can finally get out of this country!

  • 0

    Theamazingsquid

    6 months ago

    the white house chef cooks for four people usually, and he has government connections. The head chef of a cruise liner has to cook for ALL the people on the cruise, probably gets very little time off, and probably has very small courters.

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