You can choose to either be a person or a zombie/pony.
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- You would rather live in the world of My Little Pony than live in the world overrun by Zombies.
- You would rather Have $100 stolen from you than Be born with red hair.

Crissy
BRONIES.
rarity the unicorn
FTW. /) brohoof
Ariel Ignacio
Hell yeah. (\
MiniPassword
Brohoof man.
NeonSoundwave
Epic Brohoofs all around! :D /)*(\
Alonso Magnet
Pedophiles everywhere
Caunion
Brohoof bro?
Brennen Fisher
ponies, ponies everywhere in the world. BRO HOOF /)(\
Felix Mackow
i just clopped all over myself
Anthony Johnson
I think brownies are some kind of new sick pedophile thing that all the cool sex offenders are doing. Or there gay men who want attention
Anthony Tosspon
Anthony Johnson. Seriously dude, quit that shit. You know it's just plain wrong. I mean it man, stop being a parasprite. Stop spreading hate and ignorance and just plain dumb shit okay? All it does is cause harm to others. Quit it.
Jofhil Dela Cruz Licmuan
I rather die than to be wiht FRIKINN ponies
BrentDH
I'm not a brony. I just would rather give it a try than be the first to die in zombie movie.
Scourge
@Licmuan fucking*
max
@Anthony Johnson I hate MLP but STOP HATING ON BROWNIES MANNNN
Skylar
@max Thanks for standing up for something you aren't.
Allamo
Only if I would be a pegasus. Also would Derpy be there?
Chris Bisson
Yeah!
assrapeLoL
FAGGOTS!
James
Well enjoy a painfully slow death, just to become a rotting cannibal.
Hime kyubi
Brohoof! :D
Lorenzo
aaah, I wanted to kill ponies :(
The Psychopath
You can either become a brony or... most likely die. I suppose if you hate us that much, we won't miss you.
Mayonnaise
I would want to be a zombie.
Imran Meco
@ Lorenzo Equestria (the MLP warold) also has guards... with magic... and horns... spiky ones
Hannah
/) Broohoof from a pegasister!
ChrisK1111
BRONIES FTW
SteveKobbs
What kind of looser watches My Little Pony? (me)
Rainbow Dash
/) I already do... AWESOME!! /)O3O(\
DragonXneoN
7) BRONIES UNITE!
SNYuki
/) Brohoof, Bronies and Pegasisters!
Filip Ohlsson
I don't watch MLP but hey. Cartoon ponies or zombies? Cute and cuddly or flesheating horribleness?
baibai7q
don't forget the Peguasisters!
baibai7q
don't forget the Peguasisters!
The Doctor
Zombies or ponies... I think it's pretty obvious...
Max
Bronies yay!!!
Filipp Pöyhönen
*(\ G4 ponies, lower than that, zombies. And, it has magic. I wonder how they will react to my magic wand and other magic accecories? Also, what about WonderLand? /)*
Crissy
If it's the G3 ponies, zombies. If it's the G4 ponies, DEFINITELY ponies.
Tomas Vergara
anything below G4 I'd choose zombies
Vesko
Not sure if this is a Pokemo reference or ponies actually have generations.
Bradley McElroy
^Ponies actually have generations
Bocaj Teews
G4 ponies, think like power puff girls. G3 and bellow, think of... something horrible.
Alex Bayliss
@Vesko, MLP G4 is the popular one, the one that the whole brony thing is about. (My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic)
James
G3 and below I would rather choke on a shotgun, and then blow my brains out.
sobate buto
WTF!!!! killing people with the excuse that they are now zombies.
Kendall Walls
i know. i would want to be in this world the other one is just creepy.
xereeto
I'd rather kill ponies.
galileo
^this guy thought ahead
thegreatsage41
^but galileo, xereeto would be banished by Princess Celestia.
Vesko
WTF!!! Kill yourself with the excuse that you are a sociopath. You are welcome.
xdpher
for all of the fags who chose red (except xereeto), my little pony isn't about the gay show. it's about the gay dolls. so there isn't some kind of "Princess Celestia" shit. the are just dolls. my sister had them. -___________-
Anju
@xdpher : you obviously have no idea what you are talking about. it was a little kids show before there were any dolls or books. and honestly it sucked, BUT the new show "My Little Ponys Friendship Is Magic" is pretty kick-ass. also, some hidden jokes only older people could catch. well, older people who are clever enough to catch them. maybe you'll change your mind if you look it up. honestly, i would rather be annoyed by Pinkiepie day and night than be eaten by or be a zombie.
rarity the unicorn
you would chose losing almost all modern day luxuries, losing lots of if not all of your friends, and maybe even having to kill the people you love over ponies you are crazy man.
rarity the unicorn
that show is amazing
Jordan Rogers
I don't think you understand the severity of the world overrun by zombies... For one, noone you know is there. It is THE world overrun by zombies, not that your world is overrun by zombies and you can have your friends help you. YOU ARE COMPLETELY FUCKING ALONE!!! Think about it. I'd prefer to live in a happy and colourful world of ponies thank you... Are you telling me you're such an asshole that you don't find things adorable? I know I do and I fucking love adorableness... I'm not allergic to it anyways...
theTexan
Mr. Hands scares me too much to live in a world full of ponies.
jmanaterjose
Killing zombies that want to eat you inside and out (Not in the good way) or killing ponies that are too nice and annoying anyway
H W Specialist
Bronie s calling crazy to peaples that rather zombies but they cant understand how much ı hate ponies
XxxxBlack.Veil.BridesxxxX
zombies rock!! i have a i
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* I LOVE ZOMBIE T SHIRT
PoeticBagel
THAT WOULD BE SO AMAZING. I'M COMING, TWILIGHT! :D
Scourge
NO, SHES MINE D:
Jose Kristian Resabal
That's a weird way to spell pinkie pie
Rainbow Dash
That's a weird way to spell my name... /)O3O(\
XcheerioX
bronies ftw
joe man
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Anthony Tosspon
Total agreement here.
T.P.N
i rather wanna get killed, than kill myself.
xereeto
I'd shoot them all! DIE, PRINCESS SPARKLE!! MUHAHAHA!
Vicci Love
Princess Celestia*. Twilight Sparkle*
Vicci Love
Princess Celestia*. Twilight Sparkle*
Vicci Love
Princess Celestia*. Twilight Sparkle*
xereeto
IDGAF.
Jess Revesz
And we'd destroy you with a rainbow blast from the elements of harmony, worked pretty well on the evil side of nightmare moon
Jason Hofmann
We know you got the name wrong on purpose so you don't have to be embarrassed
Alonso Magnet
Vicci love, holy shit, you must get so many girl
ditto89
@Alonso - Calm down, Its okay for people to know things like that. I know a lot of the ponies names. Twilight Sparkle, Rainbow Dash, Fluttershy, Pinkie Pie, Applejack, Rarity, Lyra Heartstrings, Bon-Bon, Daisy, Colgate, Ditzy Doo (Derpy Hooves), Doctor hooves, Celesta, Luna, Cadence, Shining Armor, Trixie, Blue Blood, Apple Bloom, Scootaloo, Sweetie Belle... Shall I go on?
ditto89
And even with this knowledge, i am maintaining a wonderful relationship with my boyfriend.
Skyrossm
well I'll get the guns mate!
Katie
>.
James
@ditto89 I was a little worried until you got to Lyra Heartstrings. Now I don't feel weird anymore.
Nightmare Luna
Twilight Sparkle Alicorn Princess! *glitter shower*
overtherainbow
I would ride a pegasus pony like a motherfuckin boss.
Mark
Is this implying that living in Equestria would be a bad thing?
Mark Aldrich Jr
I think it's implying that living in an apocalyptic wasteland is a good thing.
BloodyKnives
For fuck's sake FUCK OFF BRONIES
Gage Lamb
You know, I thought you were pretty cool from all your previous posts and comments. I don't like you anymore. :c
BloodyKnives
So you don't like me just because i don't like mlp? Join the club its right back there, might have to squeeze in though its really crowded
Anthony Tosspon
Naw, people don't like you, not for your opinion, but for the attitude you choose to express your opinion in. Bottom line man, you're being a jerk.
Nightmare Luna
Yikes, this is a question about our fandom. You can dislike the show, it does not bother me, but don't go out of your way to insult something that doesn't even have to do you. None of us care if you hate MLP. Though we do care if you act like a decent human being!
Mark Aldrich Jr
Fighting Dragons/Mantacores/hydras > fighting zombies. Besides, anyone who wants to live in a wasteland plays way too many videogames. They'd probably end up killing themselves after a year. Or dying.
dannyboy
sweet jezzzus
DieC
fuck ponies
Gage Lamb
cool
Fernando Persaud
Ponis are Cool, you must fuck youself
Anthony Tosspon
I'm sorry, but, wat?
shawoltae
Dude no question. Why? Because ponies, that's why.
Anemia
Not too fond of ponies but I prefer living.
AuruM
Easily ponies, presuming we're talking about the Friendship is Magic continuity
Brenda Grubbs
Really u guys u can be safer whith ponys even though i dont like them
Evan Binns
ponies hate me
Anthony Tosspon
Though ponies know how to hate, they choose not to, unless you threaten their friends, then they'll buck the ever lovin hay out of you....and offer you a muffin....then throw you a party to lighten your mood....then wait for you to blow up at them....then throw you an even bigger party when you don't blow up at them....then the world moves on :)
MyNameIsKali
Zombie Apocalypse > My Little Pony.
MiniPassword
My god, guys. It's honestly not about whether or not you "like ponies". I don't care whether or not you're a Brony. Would you rather basically die in 3-12 months, all while suffering and barely living, or live in a happy, nonviolent, utopian world? Sure everyone is a pony, but how does that change everything? What if you lived in a world where everyone was talking dogs, would that be so bad? Same thing with the ponies. And don't give me the "KILLING ZOMBIES LOLOLO" Thing, because as many smart, sensible people have responded, the Zombie apocalypse would be less about killing and more about survival. Even if by chance you had a bunch of guns for some reason, you'd run out of bullets one day, and the majority of bullet makers will probably be dead, along with a huge amount of other people that make things you need, like farmers and whatnot. Seriously.
Anthony Tosspon
A very well thought out and reasonable explanation. Sweet.
fearanger
So... 44% of voters would rather: Have no family or friends and live with untrustworthy idiots. Scrounge for resources which is DANGEROUS! Kill zombies which would be your only source of fun. Have a 999.999.999% of dying one your first year... ... rather than living a life that you would hate but would be less dangerous? Wow... no offence but talk about STUPID!!!
Anthony Tosspon
Well, some people would rather face death than turn around and face life. As someone who's done both, I can tell you, facing death is a lot easier, and a path of least resistance. In other words, they're not being stupid, just weak.
Nightmare Luna
I totally agree. I feel like my faith in humanity had been completely lost. People would rather insult something that they don't like, die in a wasteland, in a deep depression caused by the fact that you must kill everyone you know and love or else they will consume your body wile watching all the people you've met die in a slow, agonizing way or live in a utopia of pastel ponies. It isn't even about liking or not liking the show! Really, people, really?
Daina Duenes
/)(\ brohoof to all fellow bronies!
Denis Meyer
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Fernando Persaud
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Anthony Tosspon
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Matthew Marks
Ponies motherfucker.
Norb
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Fernando Persaud
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Anthony Tosspon
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Jamish
PoniesPoniesPoniesPoniesPoniesPoniesPoniesPoniesPoniesPoniesPoniesPoniesPoniesPoniesPoniesPonies!!!!!!!!
Dude941
MLP is literally the only hell I couldn't stand. I could survive in a zombie apocalypse if I had at least starting equipment when the outbreak started.
Bocaj Teews
Explore the world surrounding? Dragons, man.
Gage Lamb
Please elaborate on how zero ignorance, intolerance, and racism is much more fucking difficult than fighting feral demonic things that are pure-bent on eating your flesh. I would love to hear that shit. No, seriously. Do it. Now. I want to hear this. Do it. Make my day.
Anthony Tosspon
Naw, it's the very idea of being honest open and genuine that frightens such people. The values we bronies embrace are the very same values that haters are so frightened of. But to be fair, they're not afraid of being honest, they're afraid of the results of what that honesty will bring about.
Anonymous
Cos killing stuff is fun ;D
Nightmare Luna
Killing stuff is fun, yes, but dyeing a slow, agonizing death by the hands of the evil, human-eathing dead bodies of everyone you know and love is not. ._.
Xifihas
Living in the MLP world (G4 ideally) would mean you actually have some sense of safety and something to actually look forward to rather than just struggling to survive every day with no hope for improvement.
fwurp
I wouldnt want to live in a world that would kill me.
Anthony Tosspon
Then, avoid the Everfree, it's not safe after dark.
RonnyRayGun
Ponies are awesome!
Matthew Rydzak
Duh that was easy
Anthony Tosspon
I know right? /)
K9Companion
is that supposed to be a bad thing?
Dennis
What in gods name?
txag2011
You're grown men watching a goddamned show meant for prepubescent girls. GROW THE FUCK UP
thejafer
and YOU'RE going to get killed by millions of undead flesh addicts. I think I'd rather live in nice, safe ponyville
Bocaj Teews
I wanna go explore the world surrounding Ponies.
Gage Lamb
Please go on about how the shows I enjoy contribute to my maturity so much.
Anthony Tosspon
Funny thing is, mister txag2011, that people who watch this show have shown far greater maturity than what you have shown here. Tell me, who is it that needs to grow the fuck up again? Looking a lot like the answer to that question is you.
Sage
Less PTSD for me.
Bruce Porvaznik
You guys are fucking idiots! If you answered ponies then you should kill yourself.
MrPancakemix
It's not just going around and shooting. You will need food, water and a shelter that won't attract zombies or looters. And unlike games, if said virus if how it is portrayed in some modern films if you get bitten then you are as good as dead. And if you go around carrying a big gun or a lot of supplies they will almost indefinitely just kill you and take your things. That, or live in a world full of friendly ponies. Hmmm?
kinker
Shut up Antibrony. Or in this case, DIE.
Bocaj Teews
Ponies, and the potentially endless world surrounding. DRAGONS AND SHIT, GUYS.
Fernando Persaud
Dont talk about do you dontknow
Nightmare Luna
Wow. Just wow. Someone please restore my faith in humanity! You not have gall to say that you would rather die a slow, agonizing death by the hands of the people you know and love that have been transformed by a virus into evil, human eating, monsters than live in an utopia of talking animals, but you also insist that whoever thinks otherwise should commit suicide. It is useless to try to talk sense into these kinds of people because comments like these already prove that this person is either a thoughtless little kid, trying to look cool on the internet or someone who simply can not understand elementary things due to some kind of mental problem.
TwoSteps
World of death, famine and pain vs world of peace? I may not like the MLP TV show, but looking at the big picture the choice is simple.
Linux
Ponies forever!
Fernando Persaud
Bah! Fuck the zombies, I LIKE MY LITTLE PONY FRIENDSHIP IS MAGIC!!!!
Anthony Tosspon
Hay yeah /)
RustySteele
Hmm, either be a happy pony with my pony friends or an undead husk who hungers for brains. Seems obvious to me!
gittonsxv
yes yes yes pony all the way.
Pinkiepie
MLP Ftw!
Claudio
Even if you hate ponies, Equestria is safer than living in a zombie apocalypse. Fact.
Anthony Tosspon
Actually, Equestria is one of the most dangerous places in imagination. Fact is, they have the omnipitent source of chaos and disharmony sitting in the castle garden completely unprotected and open to the public, and all it takes to set him free is a little disagreement. You really have to watch your back if you go to Equestria.
Bailee Cookies Lass
Brohoof.
SirNarwhal
MY LITTLE PONY, MY LITTLE PONY. I ALWAYS WONDERED WHAT FRIENDSHIP COULD BE. MY LITTLE PONY!
Fernando Persaud
Until you all shared its magic with me
Fernando Persaud
Big adventure
Fernando Persaud
Tons of fun
Fernando Persaud
A beautiful heart
Fernando Persaud
Faithful and strong
Fernando Persaud
Sharing kindness
Fernando Persaud
It's an easy feat And magic makes it all complete You have my little ponies Do you know you're all my very best friends?
Anthony Tosspon
Eyup /)
Chris Porter
PONIES!
Chalky Leigh
that's a hard one.. but ponies. brohoof to any bronies out there!
Anthony Tosspon
/) Of course ^,^
Rebecca Kim
Live peacefully, or die horribly?
Lawro.Woods
I love zombies and I love the idea of a world overrun and trying to survive but in reality, fuck that shit. I will deal with the horses that aren't trying to eat my spleen.
herpaderp
that would be so fun mowing down zombies
MiniPassword
By that you mean killing 5, then dying because of lack of shelter/food/water/etc.?
Paul D. Darko
no mr.... thats exactly where the fun part begins. SURVIVE
Cheyanne Romance-Kerwin
To me the ponies are the zombies and the zombies are the nice one. But then again I'm more in the middle
Juppez92
Kill all sons of bitches. That's my personal information.