You would live the life of the cartoon version. You would not have any memory of a past life.
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Brian
Spend my days running around solving mysteries? Sign me up.
Zac
and causing massive amounts of damage to peoples property to stop someone scaring people? Sign ME up!
RavingLunatic
be a hot ass red head with big tits or married to a fat guy.
Dudugs
i changed my mind :(
Bo Treat
plus velma is hot piece of ass...
Ave Maria
no brainer.
TaylorRosa
That awkward moment when every one is saying that she is a hot piece of ass and I look like her. Why thank you kind sirs!
TRIST4N
@RavingLunatic hate to burst your bubble, but i'm pretty sure Velma was the ugly lesbian with the bowl cut : /
Cordt Callum
Made my day...
Walrus
+ you can also get stoned with Shaggy
Max
My face is red i can't stop laughing at these comments XD
AndrewJ
Since I'm a guy I would like as little action from cavemen as possible...
Blaalman
True dat
Roze
Velma was a strong, smart woman and travels the world with her best friends. Wilma is married to Fred (!) and stays home cleaning a house that is really a cave - ugh
TheStadt
I would have taken blue IF IT WERN'T FOR THOSE MEDDLING KIDS!
hashley
No question.. chillin with shaggy and scooby, we be smokin all day!! :D
Jason
jinkies
rxcjack
Simple: Velma was a prude. Wilma was a whore. I'm no whore.
EZPZ
How was wilma a whore???
X.Hawk
How dafug is wilma a whore?
jmanaterjose
You had to turn childhood into porn. You just had to
ewoksarelikeu
Discover vampires and ghosts? "Count" me in.
Winston Onyeani
Velma fights ghosts, Wilma cleans the house
eah
The hair and glasses combination has me sold.
gollumetBarty
my friends already call me Velma XD
Alissa
Wilma comes from a rich family and marries the man of her dreams.
Thea T.
Velma, on the other hand, is a brave detective who fights against crime. Velma wins!
Sara Boren
Be married to a cave man or be a useful member of society?
Asmith18
I wear glasses so...' My glasses! Where are my glasses? I can't see without them!'
Cotton Ball Bennett
Shit's scary.
NipponKota
Mysteries? Glasses? Geekiness? Intellect? Sign me up, home skillet!
[deleted]
At least I can have shoes and I get to live the life every library nerd like me wants to live!
iMustacheUaQuestion
I get to be friends with Scooby!
Divinity
Fuck that I'm not gonna be a Flinstone's bitch (this is during literally the dinosaur era) rather be the hot chick with big tits ...can touch them
Haylee
Yeah ummm Velma is the one with the bowl cut and the glasses.. Nice try though.
daniel
smart
nashcali22
Real housewives of Bedrock? No thanks!
boromir
Id spend all my days naked...
sabresftw123
That awkward moment when dapphney was the hot one...
Moss Grande
Being Velma is an advantage here because if I were any other member my key concern would be getting annoyed by Velma.
Dan
Bitches don't know about my Scooby snacks.
Armand Marcus
Ginkies!
gwen
I'd rather live in the 70s and solve mysteries than be some housewife in the stone age aka a Republican (I might be kidding, relax)
Oddbrother
*gasp* Velma said "jinkies!" It must be a clue.
Tom Turnbull
Jinkies
Max
I'm laughing my head of right new my face is red XD
Reerzero
Getting stoned or getting stoned.
Alex Nelson
im already a nerd, but i hate orange and fred so um goin for the nerd
Robert Wheatley
Isn't Wilma like oppressed, and does nothing more than hang about her cave house thing all day? It's Velma time.
murderous marty
nobody fucking likes velma
Thatnerdykid
71% of people say otherwise.
Let It Fly
Wilma is pretty hot.
Treelady
Hot red head. Need I say more? Velma never got no play.
turtle
What if my name is Vilma? ..
Tyson Drumm
Velma! She's the hotness!
Lacalias
Atleast nobody f*cks Velma on a daily basis. o.O
Jealot
I'd eat all the scooby snacks so call me in
catnads
@Roze Ditto
David S.
I'm pretty sure you guys mean Daphne when you say "hot redhead".
Loki Luciferase Aeris
Don't wanna live in the fucking stone age.
ZenAngelSinger
At least Wilma had pearls. All Velma had was glasses that constantly broke or went missing. Her insurance premiums must have been sky-high!
LittleMissHonesty
Velmas smart, and underneath the outward appearance, she isn't unattractive.
Kody
Think of the time period, and that's how you make a decision
PerspiringPandaBear
I Would Prefer to Enjoy The Company Of Rose Lalonde
Allen_beyond
I'm Velma cause she aint taking no ones shit
Reece Brown
My dream. Finally.
Stephanie Jane Mills
velma is pretty badass
Ania Skadberg
Velma is actually pretty pretty in most of the movies
brittney
hello scooby doo!