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  • 88

    Linkums

    2 years ago

    Less video game censorship.

    • 53

      Marmadukes

      2 years ago

      Less small breasted porn censorship.

    • 19

      Kendall Walls

      1 year ago

      wait what well I reconsider...

    • 18

      ducki

      1 year ago

      Actually that's likely to be lifted :D and in the mean time, we have about 3 or 4 of the top 10 most live able cities in the world, my own Adelaide being 4th. America? Has zero

    • 10

      EdwardNigma

      1 year ago

      The censoring has been far less restricted after L4D2. The guy who said to censor it got fucking death threats. He resigned a week later. They know the consequences of censoring games now and they haven't censored any game very heavily in a while. Except MK9. But again, more death threats.

    • 23

      Alex Jorgensen

      1 year ago

      I live in Canada, so i'll just live in Oregon now BIG FRICKEN DIFFERENCE?

    • 38

      BringOntheRoboticGod

      1 year ago

      Let's see: Universal Healthcare, multi-party system, more labor protections, a non-imperialist government focused on itself rather than infinite overseas war, better education system, cheaper college.

    • 8

      imawesome

      1 year ago

      @BringOntheRoboticGod Plus all the giant animals. That's pretty badass

    • 27

      Elisabeth

      1 year ago

      Better accents :')

    • 11

      Josiah Thompson

      1 year ago

      i would rather have an accent than a beer belly

    • 1

      Tobias Schulte

      1 year ago

      Less indefinite detention without trial.

    • 2

      prinner

      1 year ago

      wow less excessive violence and ia very specific section of pornography?? if i wasn't incredibly shallow i would look past those things but dang

    • 16

      Michael

      1 year ago

      America always gets people talking shit to us. Y'all are hater and jealous I love my country and Australia is looks great but rest of the world stop being jealous we are to awesome. USA!!!

    • 16

      Trace Hilbun

      1 year ago

      MURICA! Best damn country in the world!

    • 3

      TheTank

      1 year ago

      @Josiah Thompson I would rather have everything than kangaroos and some shrimp on da bobbee

    • 1

      CastleandBeckett

      11 months ago

      @TheTank. I live in Sydney and I have only seen kangaroos while driving through the country and in a ZOO. Us Aussies don't own a kangaroo license!!! Jeez.

    • 1

      NerdyNekoNinja

      10 months ago

      Less risks of getting shot...

    • 1

      darknight

      8 months ago

      Much cooler country and people.

    • 1

      DEcobra11

      7 months ago

      Less internet censorship.

    • 0

      SpiderSilk

      6 months ago

      BOGANS :D I mean come on living in Australia is awesome WE HAVE KANGAROOS

    • 0

      Francisco Costa

      4 months ago

      Be Australian, and move to another country.

    • 0

      Conor Edwards

      4 months ago

      Well australia is the north west island of newzealand.

    • 1

      Carl

      4 months ago

      *Would you rather be a stupid brainwashed idiot, or be a normal human being?

    • 2

      Gabriel Scalon

      2 months ago

      less wild mutant animals wanting to kill you

    • 0

      pf12351

      1 month ago

      Unfortunately, they still censored South Park The Stick of Truth. Damn.

    • 0

      Cody Dudash

      2 weeks ago

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  • 39

    horsedickdotmpeg

    2 years ago

    THIS IS 'Merica if you don't like it, you can git out!

    • 32

      australia346

      1 year ago

      Ok already in the best country in the world- Australia!

    • 19

      Okmrbob

      1 year ago

      Some people really make us look stupid

    • 7

      Freddie Mercury

      1 year ago

      Shut up Auzzie

    • 1

      mohamed

      1 year ago

      freddie mercury? I thought you were dead!

    • 3

      jayjay

      1 year ago

      I AM AUSSIE WOOO HOO! AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI!HAPPY AUSSIE DAY FOR YESTY BTW

    • 1

      Kevin Kirkham

      4 months ago

      @austrailia346 America is helping people across the world that immigrate here have bunch of opportunities to live a higher quality life. America also produces the best quality of entertainment that people around the world enjoy, such as movies, tv shows, internet, games, and music. When natural disasters occur, the major charity organizations fundraise to help them people who suffered. America is the world's leader in innovations. So all these constant innovations made each year by tons of companies are brought to other countries, so they can purchase them too. Since America is importing so many things, its is helping the foreign businesses from countries in europe and asia grow ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Australia? Australians can not handle other people's opinions. Most of them are too caught up in thinking they have the best country in the world to even consider the fact that there might be other countries out there. The problems i faced was traffic, pollution, grot, un safety and pushiness but that was just in western sydney. Gold coast is nice as is cairns. Other things I find different from here to aus is that people in australia generally don't want to know you unless you're connected in some high upper class way. New zealanders just want to generally get to know you out of friendliness. Australia has many dangerous creatures and i never ever felt safe walking through long grass of fear of snakes. Crime is also on the rise in many parts of australia (particularly brisbane) My cousin was killed in the Port arthor massacre and that really made me sad. The USA is not the only country that has massacres. The other thing i notice about australians is that they seem to think they are God's gift to the planet. "We live in the best country in the world lade dah de ******* dah. I'm not saying australia is a bad place, I am just saying that some australians think it is better than everything else. Teenagers are pretty much the same then everywhere else.. There is also a drought there and you cant have a shower for more then 3 mins without some one knocking on the door,, it is so annoying. Gang violence is also on the rise in aus as it is here in nz. There is also a lot of racism here, particularly towards muslims, aboriginals and asians. Although sometimes you can't really blame some of the aussies the way some of these people live. There are literally ethnic ghettos in some parts of sydney. Cabramatta is an asian one. Mainly vietnamese gangs and stuff like that. Really an awful place. Blacktown in the cities west is also pretty bad and don't even get me started on Mount Druitt and Bidwill. Also australians can also be very judgemental, and rude sometimes. When I first moved to nz I could not get over that some people wore their pj's to the supermarket but now its part of every day life. If i did that in australia people would class me as a "dag" Although australia is a nice place it is not all sweet lollipops and roses Cheers Ow yeah. And if you do move to australia i will give you a list of places not to go to Sydney: Cabramatta, Bidwill, Liverpool, Campbelltown, Mount Druitt, Blacktown, Seven Hills, Penrith, Kings cross, Lakemba, Bass hill, Yagoona and Bankstown. Nice areas of sydney are anywhere near the beach. Also avoid some areas of the beautiful gold coast such as nerang.

    • 0

      TheTrinster

      1 month ago

      I don't like it, that's why I chose Australia. Oh, by the way, if the English language was a Jew, you're Hitler.

  • 34

    Stolkmen

    2 years ago

    I was surprised it was somewhat split....hmmmm.....anyway...AMERICAN BABY!!!

    • 28

      Matthew Holmes

      2 years ago

      Aussies are awesome

    • 4

      Pagazz

      1 year ago

      Curtis... have you ever met an Australian?

    • 3

      Anju

      1 year ago

      @Curtis McLeod: yeah, sadly that is what America is becoming. hopefully that will change soon, though, because i live in America.

    • 2

      grizzlix

      1 year ago

      @Curtis You are self righteous and ignorant to believe all americans like that.

    • 5

      Freddie Mercury

      1 year ago

      I have met many Australians they are all dicks period.

    • 1

      raphaelo008

      1 year ago

      Freddie mercury, you must have a dick period.

    • 0

      raphaelo008

      1 year ago

      you're probably not very healthy.

    • 1

      Freddie Mercury

      1 year ago

      I'm very healthy actually.

    • 0

      CastleandBeckett

      11 months ago

      Dear Freddie Mercury, there is only one dick period here and it's not me...

    • 3

      Jake Miller

      6 months ago

      @Freddie. You just haven't met the nice fucking Aussies, like me. You stupid fucking piece of shit.

  • 19

    Chewsonthemove

    1 year ago

    I want to switch... I instinctively clicked American before realizing that 1. Aussies are awesome, 2. Americans are usually much more obese 3. Aussies are probably less ignorant on world matters 4. they are also probably smarter in general

    • 2

      Ellia Foxenaite

      8 months ago

      Aussies has really nice faces, I mean they look beautiful. Also Aussies are veryveryveryvery friendly and nice behaved, I'm also european on a distant relationship with an Aussie. Anyway, I wish I was an Aussie and had the accent.

  • 18

    Bandit

    1 year ago

    No way I'm going to live with giant deadly insects

  • 10

    Nick

    2 years ago

    gl hf with the debt.

    • 5

      Nagami-Stages

      1 year ago

      Implying the debt is an issue we need to care about.

    • 11

      chuckFKNdiesel

      1 year ago

      How can you NOT care about the debt? It directly impacts everything in the lives of Americans; less jobs, more foreclosures, more people losing work and going on welfare. You can't ignore it.

    • 1

      Andrew Ireland

      1 year ago

      Interest on the debt is pretty low. We can easily borrow more. Taxes just need to raise and military spending needs to be cut to lower the long-term debt. Doing these two things makes Republicans foam at the mouth though.

    • 1

      toolzsnipe

      1 year ago

      We need to kill obama! Democratic scum!

    • 1

      MONKEY D. LUFFY

      1 year ago

      well this just took a dark turn

    • 1

      theTexan

      1 year ago

      @Andrew Ireland "we can just borrow more". That's how we got 16 trillion dollars in debt! You are an ignorant liberal and all of those like you should be forced to leave America before you ruin it for honest Americans.

  • 9

    Shysty

    1 year ago

    Yeah. Health care. Fuck you guys.

    • 1

      webpageblocked78

      1 year ago

      Umm.. With Obama in office we have the best healthcare in the in the West!

    • 1

      TheTank

      1 year ago

      @webpageblocked78 actually the healthcare is and has caused huge problems, and its bcuz of obama

  • 9

    [deleted]

    1 year ago

    badass accent. nuff said

    • 6

      theTexan

      1 year ago

      Really? You would base your livelihood on an accent? This is just idiotic.

  • 8

    my balls are itchy

    1 year ago

    'MERICA!

  • 7

    airhead

    1 year ago

    Seriously? Australia all the way

  • 6

    Mousti

    1 year ago

    Aussies for life ... Lol at you Yankees who think your top shit

  • 6

    Matthew J. Needham

    1 year ago

    Be fat or be 'Totally rad, dude!'

    • 2

      Void

      1 year ago

      xD retard, not all of Americans are fat.

    • 3

      [deleted]

      1 year ago

      Australia and America are the two fattest countries in the world. If being overweight is your fear, you're running the risk either way.

  • 5

    ASDf

    1 year ago

    In the list of most liviable cities in the world, Australia had 4/10 in the top ten, and Melbourne was 1st. Australia for the win.

  • 5

    Iamright

    1 year ago

    anything but america..

  • 5

    airhead

    1 year ago

    Seriously? Australia all the way

  • 5

    Kendall Walls

    1 year ago

    Better accent

  • 5

    Jack

    1 year ago

    WOOOOOO AUSTRALIA

  • 4

    Henk

    1 year ago

    53% = America 47% = rest of the world

  • 4

    BloodyKnives

    1 year ago

    the accent sold it to me

  • 4

    Samael Ahmadinejad

    1 year ago

    I am a proud American, but Australian women are ri-goddamn-diculously gorgeous.

  • 4

    Katie

    1 year ago

    Australians are bitches.

  • 4

    agindoof

    2 years ago

    i'm kiwi so at least i'll be somewhat close to the same.

  • 3

    Jelle Paisante Rinzema

    8 months ago

    murica!

  • 3

    Bella42

    1 year ago

    Hot Australian accents. v.v

  • 3

    serymi

    1 year ago

    Australians rule . They play the best sports;afl,cricket and more

  • 3

    Natalya Moon

    1 year ago

    There's an upside to being Australian: Not being American.

  • 3

    Brianna Welch

    1 year ago

    YAY!!! Americans have no accents... us Americans need accents... so i say AUSTRALIAN.

    • 15

      iMILK

      1 year ago

      Yes we do, it is just that you are used to it so it seems normal to you, Also there are multiple American accents: East coast, southern, west coast, midwestern.

    • 20

      SAUCY SCOTSMAN

      1 year ago

      America has hundreds of different accents and dialects. Dipshit.

    • 5

      Bobby McBobz

      1 year ago

      Wow dumbass leave america.

    • 0

      Jerry Jerryson

      1 year ago

      You dumbarse.

    • 1

      [deleted]

      1 year ago

      Every country has an accent. You just don't take notice of it because you are surrounded by it and hear it every single day.

    • 2

      Matt

      1 year ago

      Everyone has an accent...

    • 4

      Tirra Bradley

      1 year ago

      Americans have an accent are they are horrible accents

    • 1

      Tirra Bradley

      1 year ago

      Americans have an accent are they are horrible accents

    • 0

      webpageblocked78

      1 year ago

      You must be an idiot.. If you are American, of course you don't see you have an accent.. People in Australia see us as having an accent, and they don't see themselves a having accents.

    • 0

      Carlos

      1 year ago

      We have American accents.

    • 0

      Georgia Brown

      1 year ago

      Hun, trust me americans do have accents

    • 0

      TheTrinster

      1 month ago

      You know, I have lived in Australia all my life, and not once have I ever seen someone say "G'day, mate!" Or "Throw another shrimp on the barbie!" Nor do I know anyone that keeps a Kangaroo as a pet/rides it to work or school. God, do we ask you Americans if you ride Bears to school? No, we don't, because we know bears are vicious mothers that would maul your face off if you tried. Well, I have news for you: KANGAROOS ARE VICIOUS BITCHES THAT WOULD WHOOOP YOUR ASS IF YOU SO MUCH AS CAN NEAR THEM!

    • 0

      biffyboo

      1 month ago

      Actually we do have an accent. To y'all it seems like its the normal accent when actually everybody has an accent..

    • 0

      biffyboo

      1 month ago

      @Brianna Welch please tell me you are joking..

  • 0

    Sarah Langley-Bates

    7 hours ago

    I am Aussie, and love it! :)

  • 0

    Sarah Langley-Bates

    7 hours ago

    I am Aussie, and love it! :)

  • 0

    zap559

    13 hours ago

    I am a Australian and I Picked Merica

  • 0

    zap559

    13 hours ago

    I am a Australian and I Picked Merica

  • 2

    Jake

    11 months ago

    I am American, and I would much rather be anything but American. Too many hateful, intolerant fundies.

  • 0

    Tommy O'Shea

    2 days ago

    The taxes on income in Australia are the highest in the world.

  • 2

    Isabelle™

    1 year ago

    Straya Cunt! ;)

  • 0

    aceliam

    2 days ago

    I don't want to get shot in the head fuck off

  • 2

    Justin5580

    1 year ago

    America needs to understand that it is not the greatest country and that they are trillions in debt, they are nothing without borrowing money from other countries.

  • 2

    Bella42

    1 year ago

    But Australians have such awesome accents...

  • 2

    Traktornator

    1 year ago

    I've always wanted to be an aussie, mostly because some of my relatives are, and they are so cool.

    • 1

      Leimukai

      3 months ago

      If your relatives are *Australian, than so are you, stupid dipshit

  • 0

    Azimuth

    5 days ago

    Well I'm already British so all I need to do is commit a crime and be exiled to what I basically hell, only with more spiders.

  • 2

    Anya

    1 year ago

    crikey..

  • 2

    DarkraiDan

    1 year ago

    USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA

  • 2

    TooDPD

    1 year ago

    'murrica

  • 2

    Tony26

    1 year ago

    You see... unlike America, Australia is spelt with a "you" and an "I".

  • 2

    Alexisagirlsnametoo

    1 year ago

    You guys keep on going on about snakes and insects here, but living in Australia in the city...you only really get snakes and bugs in rural Australia, which if I say so myself isn't the best place to live...but the city's of Australia have just as little bugs and are equally..no probably even more civilized than most other country's . Plus we are smart and the guys are hot...

  • 2

    Alex Hionos

    1 year ago

    fuck america

  • 2

    Jerry Jerryson

    1 year ago

    I like a question that begs for controversy. Still, have to go with australia on this one.

  • 2

    Jaco Bird

    1 year ago

    America is the best nation on Earth!!!!

  • 2

    ashley

    1 year ago

    I'm proud to be an American!

  • 2

    MaxAttack

    1 year ago

    No contest. Cool accent, and not piss yourself every time you see a spider.

    • 2

      Void

      1 year ago

      you're right, no content, America is winning, just look at the numbers.

  • 2

    Simi566

    1 year ago

    too many bugs in Australia

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