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  • 57

    Linkums

    1 year ago

    Less video game censorship.

    • 37

      Marmadukes

      1 year ago

      Less small breasted porn censorship.

    • 13

      Kendall Walls

      10 months ago

      wait what well I reconsider...

    • 12

      ducki

      9 months ago

      Actually that's likely to be lifted :D and in the mean time, we have about 3 or 4 of the top 10 most live able cities in the world, my own Adelaide being 4th. America? Has zero

    • 6

      Amon

      9 months ago

      The censoring has been far less restricted after L4D2. The guy who said to censor it got fucking death threats. He resigned a week later. They know the consequences of censoring games now and they haven't censored any game very heavily in a while. Except MK9. But again, more death threats.

    • 10

      Alex Jorgensen

      8 months ago

      I live in Canada, so i'll just live in Oregon now BIG FRICKEN DIFFERENCE?

    • 18

      BringOntheRoboticGod

      6 months ago

      Let's see: Universal Healthcare, multi-party system, more labor protections, a non-imperialist government focused on itself rather than infinite overseas war, better education system, cheaper college.

    • 3

      imawesome

      5 months ago

      @BringOntheRoboticGod Plus all the giant animals. That's pretty badass

    • 8

      Elisabeth

      4 months ago

      Better accents :')

    • 4

      Josiah Thompson

      4 months ago

      i would rather have an accent than a beer belly

    • 1

      Tobias Schulte

      4 months ago

      Less indefinite detention without trial.

    • 0

      prinner

      3 months ago

      wow less excessive violence and ia very specific section of pornography?? if i wasn't incredibly shallow i would look past those things but dang

    • 3

      Michael

      3 months ago

      America always gets people talking shit to us. Y'all are hater and jealous I love my country and Australia is looks great but rest of the world stop being jealous we are to awesome. USA!!!

    • 5

      Trace Hilbun

      2 months ago

      MURICA! Best damn country in the world!

    • 0

      TheTank

      1 month ago

      @Josiah Thompson I would rather have everything than kangaroos and some shrimp on da bobbee

    • 0

      CastleandBeckett

      2 weeks ago

      @TheTank. I live in Sydney and I have only seen kangaroos while driving through the country and in a ZOO. Us Aussies don't own a kangaroo license!!! Jeez.

  • 31

    horsedickdotmpeg

    1 year ago

    THIS IS 'Merica if you don't like it, you can git out!

    • 22

      australia346

      9 months ago

      Ok already in the best country in the world- Australia!

    • 12

      Okmrbob

      6 months ago

      Some people really make us look stupid

    • 5

      Freddie Mercury

      6 months ago

      Shut up Auzzie

    • 1

      mohamed

      5 months ago

      freddie mercury? I thought you were dead!

    • 2

      jayjay

      3 months ago

      I AM AUSSIE WOOO HOO! AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI!HAPPY AUSSIE DAY FOR YESTY BTW

  • 24

    Stolkmen

    1 year ago

    I was surprised it was somewhat split....hmmmm.....anyway...AMERICAN BABY!!!

    • 22

      Matthew Holmes

      1 year ago

      Aussies are awesome

    • 4

      Pagazz

      8 months ago

      Curtis... have you ever met an Australian?

    • 3

      Anju

      8 months ago

      @Curtis McLeod: yeah, sadly that is what America is becoming. hopefully that will change soon, though, because i live in America.

    • 0

      grizzlix

      7 months ago

      @Curtis You are self righteous and ignorant to believe all americans like that.

    • 2

      Freddie Mercury

      6 months ago

      I have met many Australians they are all dicks period.

    • 1

      raphaelo008

      5 months ago

      Freddie mercury, you must have a dick period.

    • 0

      raphaelo008

      5 months ago

      you're probably not very healthy.

    • 0

      Freddie Mercury

      3 months ago

      I'm very healthy actually.

    • 0

      CastleandBeckett

      2 weeks ago

      Dear Freddie Mercury, there is only one dick period here and it's not me...

  • 14

    Chewsonthemove

    10 months ago

    I want to switch... I instinctively clicked American before realizing that 1. Aussies are awesome, 2. Americans are usually much more obese 3. Aussies are probably less ignorant on world matters 4. they are also probably smarter in general

  • 12

    Bandit

    10 months ago

    No way I'm going to live with giant deadly insects

    • 1

      Chewsonthemove

      10 months ago

      what? uum.... those don't really exist...

    • 0

      randombear123

      10 months ago

      All the spiders and snakes.

    • 7

      ASDf

      9 months ago

      not to mention drop bears :P

    • 0

      CastleandBeckett

      2 weeks ago

      In my 23 years in Melbourne I have not ONCE seen a deadly spider or snake. Go to Bunnings, build a bridge AND GET OVER IT.

  • 8

    [deleted]

    1 year ago

    badass accent. nuff said

    • 3

      theTexan

      7 months ago

      Really? You would base your livelihood on an accent? This is just idiotic.

  • 8

    Nick

    1 year ago

    gl hf with the debt.

    • 4

      Nagami-Stages

      1 year ago

      Implying the debt is an issue we need to care about.

    • 9

      chuckFKNdiesel

      9 months ago

      How can you NOT care about the debt? It directly impacts everything in the lives of Americans; less jobs, more foreclosures, more people losing work and going on welfare. You can't ignore it.

    • 1

      Andrew Ireland

      9 months ago

      Interest on the debt is pretty low. We can easily borrow more. Taxes just need to raise and military spending needs to be cut to lower the long-term debt. Doing these two things makes Republicans foam at the mouth though.

    • 1

      toolzsnipe

      8 months ago

      We need to kill obama! Democratic scum!

    • 1

      MONKEY D. LUFFY

      3 months ago

      well this just took a dark turn

    • 0

      theTexan

      1 month ago

      @Andrew Ireland "we can just borrow more". That's how we got 16 trillion dollars in debt! You are an ignorant liberal and all of those like you should be forced to leave America before you ruin it for honest Americans.

  • 7

    Shysty

    10 months ago

    Yeah. Health care. Fuck you guys.

    • 1

      webpageblocked78

      4 months ago

      Umm.. With Obama in office we have the best healthcare in the in the West!

    • 0

      TheTank

      1 month ago

      @webpageblocked78 actually the healthcare is and has caused huge problems, and its bcuz of obama

  • 6

    airhead

    10 months ago

    Seriously? Australia all the way

  • 5

    Iamright

    9 months ago

    anything but america..

  • 5

    Matthew J. Needham

    9 months ago

    Be fat or be 'Totally rad, dude!'

    • 1

      Blackjackz

      9 months ago

      xD retard, not all of Americans are fat.

    • 2

      [deleted]

      9 months ago

      Australia and America are the two fattest countries in the world. If being overweight is your fear, you're running the risk either way.

  • 5

    airhead

    10 months ago

    Seriously? Australia all the way

  • 5

    Jack

    1 year ago

    WOOOOOO AUSTRALIA

  • 4

    Mousti

    9 months ago

    Aussies for life ... Lol at you Yankees who think your top shit

  • 4

    Anonymous

    10 months ago

    Australians are bitches.

  • 4

    my balls are itchy

    10 months ago

    'MERICA!

  • 4

    Kendall Walls

    10 months ago

    Better accent

  • 4

    agindoof

    1 year ago

    i'm kiwi so at least i'll be somewhat close to the same.

  • 3

    serymi

    8 months ago

    Australians rule . They play the best sports;afl,cricket and more

  • 3

    Natalya Moon

    8 months ago

    There's an upside to being Australian: Not being American.

  • 1

    Jake

    3 weeks ago

    I am American, and I would much rather be anything but American. Too many hateful, intolerant fundies.

  • 3

    ASDf

    9 months ago

    In the list of most liviable cities in the world, Australia had 4/10 in the top ten, and Melbourne was 1st. Australia for the win.

  • 3

    Samael Ahmadinejad

    9 months ago

    I am a proud American, but Australian women are ri-goddamn-diculously gorgeous.

  • 1

    Dizzolvd

    1 month ago

    'MERICA.: "GUNS, GOD, AND GLORY"

  • 3

    Brianna Welch

    1 year ago

    YAY!!! Americans have no accents... us Americans need accents... so i say AUSTRALIAN.

    • 15

      iMILK

      1 year ago

      Yes we do, it is just that you are used to it so it seems normal to you, Also there are multiple American accents: East coast, southern, west coast, midwestern.

    • 18

      SAUCY SCOTSMAN

      11 months ago

      America has hundreds of different accents and dialects. Dipshit.

    • 5

      Bobby McBobz

      9 months ago

      Wow dumbass leave america.

    • 0

      Jerry Jerryson

      9 months ago

      You dumbarse.

    • 1

      [deleted]

      9 months ago

      Every country has an accent. You just don't take notice of it because you are surrounded by it and hear it every single day.

    • 1

      Matt

      8 months ago

      Everyone has an accent...

    • 4

      Tirra Bradley

      8 months ago

      Americans have an accent are they are horrible accents

    • 1

      Tirra Bradley

      8 months ago

      Americans have an accent are they are horrible accents

    • 0

      webpageblocked78

      4 months ago

      You must be an idiot.. If you are American, of course you don't see you have an accent.. People in Australia see us as having an accent, and they don't see themselves a having accents.

    • 0

      Carlos

      4 months ago

      We have American accents.

    • 0

      Georgia Brown

      3 months ago

      Hun, trust me americans do have accents

  • 1

    Madison

    1 month ago

    53% have never been to Australia.

  • 1

    Paul

    1 month ago

    So be an american... or die wrestling alligators.

  • 2

    Bella42

    6 months ago

    Hot Australian accents. v.v

  • 2

    Bella42

    7 months ago

    But Australians have such awesome accents...

  • 2

    Traktornator

    7 months ago

    I've always wanted to be an aussie, mostly because some of my relatives are, and they are so cool.

  • 2

    Henk

    8 months ago

    53% = America 47% = rest of the world

  • 2

    BloodyKnives

    9 months ago

    the accent sold it to me

  • 2

    Jerry Jerryson

    9 months ago

    I like a question that begs for controversy. Still, have to go with australia on this one.

  • 2

    ashley

    9 months ago

    I'm proud to be an American!

  • 2

    MaxAttack

    10 months ago

    No contest. Cool accent, and not piss yourself every time you see a spider.

    • 2

      Blackjackz

      9 months ago

      you're right, no content, America is winning, just look at the numbers.

  • 2

    Simi566

    10 months ago

    too many bugs in Australia

  • 2

    my balls are itchy

    10 months ago

    'MERICA!

  • 0

    Chris Given

    14 hours ago

    I know nothing about Australia. Sorry. Besides the cool accents. You guys have that going for you.

  • 0

    iamsko

    1 day ago

    'MURICA

  • 0

    Leea

    1 day ago

    How often do you hear about australia having wars?

  • 1

    Justin5580

    2 months ago

    America needs to understand that it is not the greatest country and that they are trillions in debt, they are nothing without borrowing money from other countries.

  • 2

    Sweerheart101

    1 year ago

    This is just making fun of coultures but I choosed american

  • 0

    Carlos Martin

    5 days ago

    From what I know about Austria, I don't recall anyone having beef with them.

  • 0

    Brady Elrod

    1 week ago

    MERICA!!!

  • 0

    Bobby Harakat

    1 week ago

    ocean everywhere hell yeah

  • 1

    Diana

    4 months ago

    If people in 3rd world countries could vote on this, "be American" would have at least 75% of the vote...

  • 0

    N3VVRmiNd

    2 weeks ago

    No one said you have to live there, but I'd much rather stay who I am. Australia is boring. But I'd much rather be Canadian, eh!

  • 0

    muffinmurdurer

    2 weeks ago

    I live in Australia sure it is hot down here but we actually have pretty generic lives we have McDonald's and Burger King aka hungry jacks Melbourne and Sydney are urban and skyrim that is all.

  • 1

    Elizabeth Daure Blac

    7 months ago

    Technically, american means all of north america, i can just stay here in canada

    • 0

      gero

      2 weeks ago

      america is the whole continent. I´m from south america = I´m american

  • 0

    gero

    3 weeks ago

    America is not a country, it´s a continent

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