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Mike Loranger
Easy choice!! It will be even easier to defeat him in 30 years if he only has one arm.
jordan
True but it might be given that they will kill u
Mike
the question says he kills you
OMGwhee
Actually it just says he comes back to kill you in 30 years. Whether he successfully does it or not, is another thing
midori
just cut an old person's arm, he will die in 30 years
Dudugs
Cut a 50 year old arm. Add 30 and you fight a 80 with one arm
MrHotWaffles
Oh gods, that's hilarious
NinjaticSilver
On the other hand, re-attaching my arm is doable these days. Or...I could get a mechanical arm that fires freaking laser bombs!
DragonXneoN
Everything is easy if you have a decent weapon.
Rikujin
i think being 48 is a good lifespan
AkshaySauce
Don't worry, at 48 you can easily kill a one-armed vigilante. Unless he becomes The Reptile like in Spiderman. Then you're screwed.
David Chau
And we have two arms versus his one arm. Just gotta keep taps on time and date.
Greg
And in thirty years I'll be waiting.. to take the other one.
Scoccacola
I would kill myself after 29 years and 364 days just to be an ass.
pikabob
Nobody said that they will succeed.
Leon8455
what are they going to do with one arm?
Joseph Hayes
You know the answer to your own question. ;-)
Rythmbot
Actually kind of a cool story.
Keegan M. Lowry
I'de find a man with one arm, cut it off and watch him attempt to nibble me to death.
evan
omg im crying right now
wrathseed
I would kill him first. I would know the exact date so I would plant pipe bombs around my property. After that I will also boobie-trap all of the doors and windows, by rigging them with nitro glycerin and gasoline. Then, I would invest my money into a panic room with advanced ventilation and an escape hatch, only openable from the inside. Finally, I will gather my familyarmed with assult rifles and grenades. He's not gonna take me alive!!!,. The moment he
Franklin Chen
Or you could just kill him after chopping his arm off.
Meghan
If I knew that stranger would come back to kill me in 30 years, I would be so worried and upset, always anticipating my death. Plus, I'd feel guilty. I'd rather just chop off my own arm.
SonicDude203
it never said he would actually kill you. wether he actually kills you is another story
LoyalJoker
Chop off my own. So then I could get one of those badass robotic prosthetic arms
mindfreakz
easy choice who would want to die with an infected arm
SageOfSixPaths
Umm, u voted for chopping your own arm off...
25western
Arrr! I got me hook now!
Kratos
I would kill him before he kills me and by that time he would be an old man with one arm xD
Yuiopy
I'll be ready.
devon
what if i chop off a really old person's arm... boom. found a loop hole
Fluffles
lol chop off the arm of someone who's about to die: you just gave them 30 years of extra life and saved yourself an arm. It's win-win.
Brdie
43? Yeah I could have a family by then!
canadice
127 hours...
Gringomiester
I could be in dead in 30 years anyway, jokes on him.
WeirdPedo
Men in Black 3. Bam.
Carlo Ferrera
'Tis but a scratch!
Wilbert Shermandale
Why stop at one arm? Slice all the limbs! Then dress him up like the black knight from Monty Python, and hide him somewhere no on will find him. If he survives, it will either be the coolest death ever, or hilarious. Potentially both
Levisdj
What if I kill him first o_O
Levisdj
What if I kill him first o_O
Benjamin Miller
Should I keep his arm as a trophy? And beat him with it later?
ismichi
They come to kill, but who knows if they'll be successful...
riley
depends on how old i am..... if im 60, im cool with that
gg470
Didn't say you can't kill him too!
Rick
Chop off an 80-years old man his arm, he will be dead in 30 years
PheonixGRX
Nothing says that they will kill you, just that they will try. And I think a 1 armed person wont do a good job.
wrathseed
opens that door we will smoke him! If he makes it that is...
TheOnionCat
Honestly, if I chopped the arm off a stranger, I'd live in terror. Or I'd forget about it. ....idk
Dalton Housenick
Thats like saying would you rather chop your arm off and survive...or get murdered 30 years from now...
SonicDude203
he never said they'd actually kill you
Taylor Sitterson
If you cut off your own arm you can just reattach it so... If you reattach it you don't die in 30 years thus being able to live longer so suck that 62%
Holly Hoffman
ill be 50 by the time he comes back. good'nuff.
Gohon
....witness protection program... maybe
Guardian
I'll be prepare (put sun glasses on)
Jonathan Harket Mirus
I Will be Ready -.-
MyOpinionIsRight
I would destroy that one-armed old man
Eric Page
when he comes back in 30 years I will chop off his other arm and then shoot him (I have a machete as well as a beretta and I know how to use them)
chelsee
or yeah just cut off a strangers arm when hes already super old lol
chelsee
chop off the strangers arm when you are like 70. then when he tries to kill you in 30 years youll already be dead. well unless youre like my great grandma, who died at age 98.
SparoTheSpider
Says he comes back to kill you, never says he succeeds
Jason Paul
Robot arm nuff said.....
nigg
id chop off his other arm and both his legs then call it a draw
tristan jensen
That's strait out of Men in Black 3. By the way, it was 40.
Cj Martin
I can just see Anderson from Hellsing coming to kill me now
jumpingoffthewalls
My reasoning is that If I chop off my own arm I can get a sweet robot arm - and then kill the complete stranger if I wanted to.
kikou-shou
Then become a cyborg!
Sebastian
Looper much?