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Wear an eyepatch
Have a peg leg
You don't need to be blind to wear an eye patch.
exactly what i thought
You don't have to wear in over your eye either.
You don't need to actually use the peg leg. You just need to be in possession of it, whereas you need to wear the eyepatch.
Pirates didn't wear eyepatches due to missing eyes, they wore them so one eye was always adjusted to the low light below deck.
what if it is transparent eye-patch?
Only cool people can wear eyepatches!
Eyepatches are badass
Pirates used eye patches so that when they would raid another ship at night, one eye would already be accustomed to the dark so they could see better while raiding the other ship....
@Nom It doesn't say you have to wear it over your eye.
Yeah, you could be patchy the pirate.
Nom I agree and i will also add you have another weapon too. Pegleg Too good.
@Nom, come on, really? I mean, a peg leg is cool and all, but an eye patch is just beastly.
I would look sophisticated in a tuxedo.
solid snake ftw
Eye mushrooms. I'm Just saying.
Stroking you white cat's fur as you plot your evil plans for world domination.
@Rikujin solid snake never wore an eye patch, and before you say the sonic eye in MGS4, that was a glorified monocle, it was Naked Snake/Big Boss who was the beast of the family
i would hide so much shit in my peg leg. would also have multiple legs for different occasions
Eyepatch = No negetive effects Peg leg = Decreased mobility
Just saying tht with an eye patch u wud have decreased depth perception but its still better than a peg leg
@mvjets96 No negative effects?!? How about no depth perception?
Who said u were missing your eye?
you wouldn't be missing your eye, but it would suit no purpose since it would be covered up and blinded at all times. besides with a peg leg, i would be so fucking awesome! especially while sailing!
You could switch eyes that the eyepatch is on.
When you wear an eye patch people think youre tough. When people think youre tough they want to know how tough. When people want to know how tough you wake up in a roadside ditch. Dont wake up in a roadside ditch
I disagree, BUT THAT WAS HILARIOUS.
thank you so much. ur comment is awesome
What makes me a good Demoman...? WELL IF I WAS A BAD DEMOMAN, WOULD I BE SITTING HERE TELLING YOU HOW I'M A GOOD DEMOMAN!?!?!?!?
I would look sexy with an eye patch
I wear an eyepatch now, eyepatches are cool.
*BBZZZZT* AAAAH! EYE PATCHES ARE NOT COOL!!
ARRRRRRRRRRR ME HEARTIES
BOW DOWN TO CAPTAIN KAZZ!!!!!!!!
:D i like peanuts
I think I would dress like Nick Fury everyday
stick in the balls boys
I wear it all the time
TAKE OFF THE FUCKING EYE PATCH. ARGH MATEY
you people are crazy
Getting a black coat and becoming Nick Fury
I will then look like Samuel L Jackson in the Avengers!
How has nobody mentioned Ceil Phantomhive?
It didn't say eye patches could be translucent...
It never said you ever lost your eye.
Doesn't mean I still cant see through it.
Nobody said that anything happened to my eye...
Imma look like nick fury ftw
do you even lift bro
I'd hide a flask in my peg leg. It would be awesome.
two words: MISAKI MEI
You would lose your depth perception with only one eye so peg leg FTW
It isn't specified whether you need to use the eyepatch due to blindness so the choice is obvious.
You have to wear the eyepatch, does it matter.
I want my bionic leg, I doubt I can live without seeing in 3d
Im the governer
Eyepatches are fucking cool.
Peg leg = can hide some whiskey inside
Dosnt say you loose an eye...
They never said you needed the eye patch just said wear an eye patch, at any point i could take it off :)
It doesnt say you couldnt just wear it for 1 second
Im half blind anyways XD
I like to sense depth in what I see.
Ahh wrong one
I can just own a peg leg and have both legs lol
Either way I don't pretend to be a governor.
If you are allowed to remove the peg leg, anytime someone would say something stupid, I would unscrew it and hit them with it.
Why do you have a peg leg? Get your leg caught under rock?
YES I STILL HAVE THE EYE STOP ASKING OK I JUST THINK ITS COOL !!!
Pirates wore eyepatches not only because they were missing an eye, but it helped their sight to adjust to dark places quicker.
Never says that you can't see out of the eye that the patch is over. Both eyes an both legs FTW
What makes me a good demoman?
you have to wear the eyepatch(like around your leg or something would probably be the easiest), but with the peg leg you just need to have it. so just leave it at home ;)
Eye patches are sexy.
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