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Be an elephant
Be a mouse
Squeak Squeak or (I don't know what noise elephants make)
minus the whole disease ridden aspect. i'd just be cute and fuzzy. and carry large amounts of cheese in my cheek pouches.
Douglas Adams told me so.
i could explore the sewers with my friends and not get arrested!
i think being an elephant would be really boring, as a mouse, i get to run away from everything while fucking people's lives up
I'd be a pet mouse, they have the best lives ^_^
I could either live a long, lonely life, or live a short life with a hoard of my brethren. Psssh simple.
I would only choose elephant if I were in the wild or at a good caring zoo (San Diego FTW!!)
crawl up sum pussy
People try to kill mice! When the last time you saw an elephant trap!?!
this is irrelephant.
Elephants are smarter so I'd actually have some sort of clue of what I'm doing.
Don't give me that "Elephants are scared of mice" shit
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Cait
minus the whole disease ridden aspect. i'd just be cute and fuzzy. and carry large amounts of cheese in my cheek pouches.
Mangusu
Douglas Adams told me so.
wavymouth
i could explore the sewers with my friends and not get arrested!
Switchs
i think being an elephant would be really boring, as a mouse, i get to run away from everything while fucking people's lives up
Kaminari
I'd be a pet mouse, they have the best lives ^_^
MidiSaya
I could either live a long, lonely life, or live a short life with a hoard of my brethren. Psssh simple.
xMeggieManiacal
I would only choose elephant if I were in the wild or at a good caring zoo (San Diego FTW!!)
allan
crawl up sum pussy
Mishira Cha Cha Davi
People try to kill mice! When the last time you saw an elephant trap!?!
jwroth12
this is irrelephant.
Ethan
Elephants are smarter so I'd actually have some sort of clue of what I'm doing.
horsedickdotmpeg
Don't give me that "Elephants are scared of mice" shit