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DarklordTheo
I am Broseidon, God of the Brocean!
Cameron
electric is super effective against water, duh
Smokey.Kat
Yeah I learnt that from infamous. Fry Suckers!
JustCarefree
@Smokey.Kat How do you learn that from a video game and not at school? That's like first grade stuff! Do they teach you anything at school anymore?
Rochelle
Zeus was a manwhore.
canthinkofname
Dude, you can ride whales :D
Kenley Polanco
HOES AND BROS
BrentDH
@Rochelle not manwhore. PLAYA
T.P.N
@Cameron try throwing a bucket of water on you comp and see who wins
Anton Gullaffe Sjödin
rochelle im pretty sure all the gods were.
Facefarm
I created Horses, Whose to say I cant create Unicorns......
Vivi Adamová
you can be under the water as long as you want to...
PaperWarpStars
@JustCareFree WELL I LEARNED IT FROM POKEMON.
Jonas
brolaf stahp
lexi
zeus is an asshole
bcb1
But he's also the king of the Gods... and Poseidons his bitch
Kendall Walls
If yo u were him that doesn't mean you'd have to act like him
lexi
if i were him of course I would act like him....because i would BE him, i wouldnt be me as him, I would just be Zeus, the asshole
Alcaponage
Yes but assuming I don't have his personality
Alcaponage
Yes but assuming I don't have his personality
lexi
why would you assume you dont have his personality? you ARE him, of course you have his personality, what part of being another person do none of you seem to understand?
Gillian
Anyone who knows their shit picked poseidon.
Ethan
Hmmmm... Seafarers. Time to fuck up someone's day.
PedoBear
bitch i can do that too... lightning bolts
weirdo
@PedoBear: By doing what? Throwing lightning bolts at sailors? So much more boring.
CutiePie
People shall bow down to me!! the only people who bow down to Poseidon are surfers and Hawaiians
Will Fitzpatrick
Am i hawain cause i bow down to poseidon??! Dont get me wring i bow down to all but poseidon is number one
thanatos
i would rather be thanatos
bubblegumbitch
Just saying: water, horses and Percy Jackson
ilovePJO
I WUV PJO!!!!!!!
Romi Koren
i just love percy jackson(:
ilovePJO
ME TOOO!!!!!!
Sora20030c
Zeus= God of Gods. Zeus can MAKE Poseidon do things. (and the girl gods :)
weirdo
You forgot about your wife Hera.
Will Fitzpatrick
Zues is th god of gods correct... His bros poseidon and hades he cannot order around the are the BIG 3
Will Fitzpatrick
Zues is th god of gods correct... His bros poseidon and hades he cannot order around the are the BIG 3
Will Fitzpatrick
Zues is th god of gods correct... His bros poseidon and hades he cannot order around the are the BIG 3
Will Fitzpatrick
Zues is th god of gods correct... His bros poseidon and hades he cannot order around the are the BIG 3
Sora20030c
WHAT THE FUCK!!! I NEVER SENT THIS COMMENT!!!!
herpaderp
i would be a greek thor
PandaPunch
Zeus because i can use my lighting to zap the water
D'vaughn Clarke
water is a good conducter of electricity...FAIL
abarnybox
Umm exactly? good conductor means Poseidon down in his pond gets fried
jhonney
pure water is a bad conductor of electricity
Will Fitzpatrick
If poseidon was drowning zues and zues tried to ise the masterbolt zues would zap himself
Will Fitzpatrick
If poseidon was drowning zues and zues tried to ise the masterbolt zues would zap himself
Garrett Indigi
Since when does Zeus get near water? And he would bitch slap the shit out of him and then go to his wifes house
Gringomiester
Throwing lightning bolts at will.
Will Fitzpatrick
At me?? Cause im right?
Garrett Indigi
Will is gay
xara
Zeus= God of Gods. Yeah, that's a hard choice to make..
LordMackarl
What other god can offer you a kraken?
SistaBrotha
"TASTE MY LIGHTNING FUCKERS!"
tyv3r3
That reference I get it
Chuck Norris
I AM CHUCK FUCKING NORRIS!!!!!
Abyss
FALSE: The real Chuck Norris wouldn't need to announce it, he is a pervasive entity, the embodiment of creation itself, his presence is known to all. If one were truly Chuck Norris why would one wish to be someone weaker, like Zeus? Seeing as that was what you have chosen in order to comment on this.
Juice
God of gods come on
TurtleRather
OK I chose Poseidon cause I love water and well yeah
kiff
i get to live till the last mission to get killed by kraros poseidon get killed at the begging
Maddy Moody
God of gods! Yeah I vote Zeus!
Simfriek
Zeus is cool with his lightning but how many times do you see that in a year. Poseidon can have his powers all year.
Garrett Indigi
he does it whenever he wants dude
Xylidya
Poseidon has a salty butthole.
Sarah:3
POSEIDON BITCHES
Dylan Millar
Lightning trumps ocean!
Troy
Zeus is a complete ass. Poseidon gets the bitches.
Abyss
Haha yeah? Poseidon only had 7 children (excluding Percy Jackson because he is not actually in the proper myths) while Zeus had 23 children. Though he is kinda an ass :p
ilovePJO
watcha talkin about PERCY JACKSON
James Riley
Poseidon: ruler of earth and sea. Zeus: gets nagged at by Hera.
Garrett Indigi
nope, just sea
James Walsh
Sorry... But I just prefer him... even though Zeus is king, poseidon has more animals. INcluding horses by the way. Also, Poseidon has earthquakes Storms and Tsunamis.
questionmaster
Posiedon has always been #1 god for me.
Xeryx
Poseidon bows to no man or god. Zues may be king, but Posiedon controls the better army.
Joker
Lightning > Water Pokemon Logic FTW!!
Ian
Poseidon is also known as the Earth Shaker. Zeus took the sky, Poseidon took the Land and Sea.
Will Fitzpatrick
Gaia is earth
Lawrence
Zeus - Father of Gods and men. Poseidon - Father of Gods and men. Poseidon is Zeus's bitch.
Smart Comment
Posideon makes girls pussys wet
setrakakan
Zeus got tons of women
bsteen
But had a super-jealous wife who destroyed the lives of the women he slept with. And she often gave Zeus hell if I remember correctly.
Hades
Yeah, that bastard...
Poseidon1
In perspective, poseidoniscool trident is more powerful than the master bolt, so, that means, by fact, poseidon is more powerful than zeus
Myla Dunaway
Impregnate all the women!
Lukas Künzig
Wasn't Zeus, like, Poseidons boss of something?
Caged Genuis
I don't wanna be a Greek aquaman
kangcool09
i don't want to smell like fish all day
Asmith18
I want to throw some god damn lighting bolts at someone and fly!!!! Who could ask 4 more???
Josh Wasswa
zeus is a playa :3
Alex Haislund
me zeusta
Mafis
Because fuck water
Francesca Ortiz
Fuck yes. God of the Sea bitches. Fuck Zeus. He's a man whore anyway.
SauceBoss
Zeus is the God of all Gods
Nenster
Super lightning powers in the sky, or a god-like aquaman.
Adam Kakos
That's like saying. Be king, or a noble
Orio
Poseidon is so awesome, you could breathe under water! And you don't have to be married to that bitch Hera!
Will Fitzpatrick
Does ANYONE know the difference beetwen the greek and roman gods?
Poseidon1
Da fuq! How can you not. Okay here are name by Greek=roman Zeus=Jupiter Poseidon=Neptune Hades=Pluto And that's all ill tell you for now
Will Fitzpatrick
Are you people stupid??? Poseidon would win in a fight if zues tryed to electrute poseidon zues would electrute himself..... Read
Eilena
People are assuming that they would fight against each other. It isnt a scenario of who would kill who, its a scenario of who you would like to be. Poseidon is Zeus' brother, and you would consider yourself equal to your brother (if you were the same age), right? Zeus can fly, airbend, lightning, and cause tornados. Poseidon can waterbend, cause hurricanes, drown people, and also draw water from the air. Also this is just a theory and has never been confirmed but if poseidon can control water, wouldnt he be able to control people too since blood and we're basically water?