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Have a lightsaber

Have a helper monkey

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A legit Star Wars lightsaber or a helper monkey that would do anything for you (within reason and PETA rules).

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  • 4

    Bahearn

    2 years ago

    My helper monkey would have a light saber so it's win/win.

  • 2

    Jim

    2 years ago

    Dance Monkey!!

  • 0

    Stolkmen

    2 years ago

    Light Saber FTW! I would love to have one. Better than a monkey. They die. Sabers don't.

  • 0

    tzk132

    1 year ago

    you can buy a helper monkey

  • 1

    mat

    1 year ago

    I have nothing to cut.

  • 1

    hendrxson

    1 year ago

    the only way i would want a helper monkey was if he was ampersand from y the last man and his magical poop saved me from the man killing plague

  • 0

    Forealms

    10 months ago

    Apart from the fact PETA would not want me to have a helper monkey, lightsabers satisfy an urge that every kid since the 70s has had.

  • 1

    overtherainbow

    10 months ago

    PETA rules would allow you to do basically nothing with your monkey. Lightsaber would be bad ass.

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      MarkTheGr8

      4 months ago

      It's a helper monkey. Unless you're going to attempt to rape your monkey, PETA's got nothing to say. Like buying a dog, y'know?

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    Horshwa

    9 months ago

    My monkey will steal your lightsabers bitches

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    Chrissi Twilley

    4 months ago

    MONKEY!!!!

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    MarkTheGr8

    4 months ago

    A lightsaber would count as a dangerous weapons and where I'm from, weapons are illegal. But pets are not, and how cool would it be to have a monkey. Also, odds are higher someone would steal your lightsaber than your monkey :)

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    Gringomiester

    3 months ago

    This isn't the hardest choice on here, Meeting chuck norris vs. meeting the old spice guy is the hardest

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    Norman Sena

    3 months ago

    use the lightsaber to steal a helper monkey and leave a note that says " need this, very important jedi shit"

  • 0

    allan

    3 months ago

    id have to giv the monkey away wen it gets old cuz itl try to kill me cuz theyr strong as a mofo nd if id have a lightsaber i could chop it in half

  • 0

    nashcali22

    3 months ago

    i would kill myself with a lightsaber in 1 second

  • 0

    River_Song

    3 months ago

    you can always threaten a monkey to be your helper with the lightsaber

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    Rikujin

    3 months ago

    conquest

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    Philtrum

    3 months ago

    Use the lightsaber to steal a helper monkey. Take over the world. /nod

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    itsthejizz

    3 months ago

    hands down, force up

  • 0

    Rythmbot

    3 months ago

    It's illegal to use what you use a lightsaber for. It's adorable to have monkey follow you around.

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    Tiki_Guy

    2 months ago

    I already have helper monkeys. They're called "friends"

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    GiveMePie

    1 month ago

    Light saber: Epic! Monkey:chance of getting hurt or killed...

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    Leon8455

    1 month ago

    "I don't see why you need the FORCE when you have a freaking lightsaber that can cut through anything, all you need then is a list of demands" :3

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    Ben Greene

    3 weeks ago

    Why would you want a lightsaber? You wouldn't even be able to wield it unless you are a jedi.

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