A legit Star Wars lightsaber or a helper monkey that would do anything for you (within reason and PETA rules).
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A legit Star Wars lightsaber or a helper monkey that would do anything for you (within reason and PETA rules).
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Bahearn
My helper monkey would have a light saber so it's win/win.
Jim
Dance Monkey!!
Stolkmen
Light Saber FTW! I would love to have one. Better than a monkey. They die. Sabers don't.
tzk132
you can buy a helper monkey
Theshadowquake
no u cant
mat
I have nothing to cut.
hendrxson
the only way i would want a helper monkey was if he was ampersand from y the last man and his magical poop saved me from the man killing plague
Forealms
Apart from the fact PETA would not want me to have a helper monkey, lightsabers satisfy an urge that every kid since the 70s has had.
overtherainbow
PETA rules would allow you to do basically nothing with your monkey. Lightsaber would be bad ass.
MarkTheGr8
It's a helper monkey. Unless you're going to attempt to rape your monkey, PETA's got nothing to say. Like buying a dog, y'know?
Horshwa
My monkey will steal your lightsabers bitches
Chrissi Twilley
MONKEY!!!!
MarkTheGr8
A lightsaber would count as a dangerous weapons and where I'm from, weapons are illegal. But pets are not, and how cool would it be to have a monkey. Also, odds are higher someone would steal your lightsaber than your monkey :)
Gringomiester
This isn't the hardest choice on here, Meeting chuck norris vs. meeting the old spice guy is the hardest
Norman Sena
use the lightsaber to steal a helper monkey and leave a note that says " need this, very important jedi shit"
allan
id have to giv the monkey away wen it gets old cuz itl try to kill me cuz theyr strong as a mofo nd if id have a lightsaber i could chop it in half
nashcali22
i would kill myself with a lightsaber in 1 second
River_Song
you can always threaten a monkey to be your helper with the lightsaber
Rikujin
conquest
Philtrum
Use the lightsaber to steal a helper monkey. Take over the world. /nod
itsthejizz
hands down, force up
Rythmbot
It's illegal to use what you use a lightsaber for. It's adorable to have monkey follow you around.