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deniselechner
cookie .__. why wouldn't you be the cookie monster?
Ana
Well I don't like cookies but if I was the cookie monster I would. Anyway I like the cookie monster in general
Blah1
The cookie monster is awesome
XxxxBlack.Veil.BridesxxxX
C is for cookie Cookie is for me
Azer Faraclas
The cookie monster had a dangerous addiction. Not cool.
Dave
Gonzo has a dangerous addiction to chickens. I think its worse then cookies.
Just A Tree
Gonzo is the greatest! And who doesn't love chickens?
Mexiflan
Addiction to cookies >>> Penis nose and bestiality.
Okmrbob
I forgot who gonzo was and my google had a client error so I used bing to see images of gonzo. Don't do what I did
Braden Aultman
At least gonzo doesn't have diabetes.
T.P.N
sugar free cookies are make able
The Iron Maiden
But they're just not the same.
AtheistPanda
C is for Cookie, that's good enough for me.
brittney
lol! that made my day
youat2inthemorning
GONZO HAS A PENIS NOSE
Mangusu
*snorts some cookie crumbs*
MaxJanssen21
I'm already coockie monster, except i'm not blue
Raptorsayshi
Gonzo was practically indestructible.
derp herpington
COOOOKIEEEEESSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jerry Jerryson
ARRRGH NOM NOM NOM
Nick B.
Who the heck is Gonzo?
Jarod Starnes
Go die. Or watch the Muppets. Your choice.
Nick B.
I've seen the Muppets. I don't remember which one Gonzo is though. I was always more of a Sesame Street fan.
PinkyWinkle
COOOOKKKIIIIESSSS!!!!
Ardit
I already shoot up cookie dough...
theradicalnarwhal
gonzo scared the shit out of me when i was little. i thought he was a homeless pedophile.
ChalngeAccepted
I didn't even have to think about this one.
WolfGirlKate
Can I has Cookie plz??
Robert Chu
Cookie monster the custumers are eating the tables where is thier food -my favorite episode
dinosyndicate
*customers
Xifihas
OMNOMNOMNOMNOM!
Weiler
Cookie monster is fucking nuts, thats just awesome
neonblue120
Who's gonzo?
xion
if you are the cookie monster YOU ARE GOING TO DIE but anyway
MelodyPond_RiverSong
I'm a Whatever!
ossmosse
If I was the cookie monster I'd have a huge speech impediment, diabetes, no nose and no friends. So Gonzo, and gonzo got to go to space.
Sharktoothy123
Coooookie
Grasspelt
OM NOM NOM!
opalhat
who is gonzo
rexyrexy
yes dangerous, but delicious addiction :)
bookcrazi
Cookies!!
Renzo Oxales
This is a once in a lifetime opportunity
Vin Shaw
Omnomnom!
xXkitkattXx
GONZO is an awesome name. i dont even know who he is xD (no ii am not twelve i just like this face)
wade2008
I believe they have changed him to the vegetable monster have they not?
Jack
if we're talkin ender's game here... i don't wanna be gonzo
Cody West
cooooookie!
milocricket
at least gonzo can think.
Kody
*veggie monster
RazzleDazzle
*nom nom nom*
MotherLover
We should fuck each others mothers
llama
WAT DA HELL IS WIT U!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Verax
Asd
lilly
I love the cookie monster lol
Kaleb
I could eat cookies like a boss.
PurpleTigers
There is no...other reason not to choose the cookie monster
Jorge Valencia
Bitch, I AM the cookie monster.
popoedtuba
c is cookie is good enough for me
Jon Presutti
On nom nom bitches.
immabaus4774
But we'd be very fat
immabaus4774
Eat cookies foreva!!!!
Hunter
COOOOOOOOOOKIE!
Seth Str Kirchgestner
I thought we were talking qbout GonzoSSM...
JORDAN
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