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Eat a plate full of poop

Eat a Human Foot

If you were starving, would you rather...

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Eat a plate full of poop
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Eat a Human Foot

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You must eat it all. The human foot would be freshly taken from someone who needs it.

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157 comments

  • 40

    napiern

    1 year ago

    Wow the stats on this one surprised me

    • 142

      Handsome Stranger

      10 months ago

      After I eat the foot I'll crap on a plate for you

    • 16

      Freq-Sho

      10 months ago

      why? pull the meat off and then it's just shredded meat. Add BBQ or whatever.. poop on the other hand..... IT'S POOP!

    • 10

      Gabriel Brunk

      9 months ago

      If you're starving, you'll probably want something that actually nourishes you.

    • 2

      Charlie Ogden

      8 months ago

      @Dombski that made me lolz

    • 8

      [deleted]

      8 months ago

      You'll die if you eat the poop moron

    • 1

      Marshall Clowater

      8 months ago

      poop is way more dangerous than a foot.also it doesnt say u cant cook the foot. freshly just means it wasnt frozen or refridgerated beforehand.

    • 0

      Amy Jat

      5 months ago

      i would rather eat crap but that wont happen

    • 1

      witty ninja cat123

      4 months ago

      What the fuck kind of question is this!

    • 1

      Erik Burman

      4 months ago

      i dunno wyh but i always found cannibalism the creepiest thing on earth

    • 1

      warriordude

      1 month ago

      amy you are a retard if you rather eat crap why did you choose red dumbass

    • 0

      Max

      2 weeks ago

      Tastes like chicken.

    • 0

      Jerome

      1 week ago

      poop is just spoiled food with horible smell

  • 20

    xgothasaurusxx

    1 year ago

    Feces has no nutrition, freshly cut-off feet do though.

    • 16

      Jared

      10 months ago

      Were did u learn that a cookbook

    • 12

      abarnybox

      10 months ago

      umm logic? poop is waste i.e. what your body doesn't need. feet is just meat i.e. something you eat all the time

    • 2

      camryn

      9 months ago

      yeah but ur kind of eating raw, extremely bloody meet man not to mention its cannibalism

    • 6

      Diddly

      9 months ago

      @camryn who said it had to be raw? get the barbie goin mate

    • 1

      canthinkofname

      9 months ago

      Cannibalism actually happens to most species. Humans just take it too seriously. If you didn't know it was a human's foot and it was deep fried and tastes just like KFC, you probably would ask for more. Specially if it came for free.

    • 0

      Juliana Florence Stoner

      2 months ago

      Eating human meat messes up your mind, you go insane. That's how Mad Cow Disease started, remember? That's why I would choose poop because even though it doesn't supply as much nutrients and would taste like shit (literally!) I wouldn't go insane in the process.

    • 0

      Bewbz

      2 months ago

      Actually, Juliana Stoner, eating human meat doesn't cause you to go insane. Eating a human brain does. You'd be completely sane if you ate a foot that tastes like chicken.

  • 16

    Johnny

    1 year ago

    why would i eat shit when i can just cook up some foot burgers?

    • 1

      camryn

      9 months ago

      its has to be raw

    • 2

      Six1Cynic

      5 months ago

      @camryn It doesn't say anything about eating it raw. It just says it has to be freshly taken off somebody. Enjoy your salmonella and E.coli by the way.

  • 5

    Ryan

    1 year ago

    Actually, feces does have nutrition. Not as much as when it went in, but it has some. And cannibalism grosses me out more than poop.

    • 13

      bingo95

      1 year ago

      woo! cannibalism

    • 1

      Navar0nius

      9 months ago

      "You must not eat a severed human leg, even if you're starved to death and there's nothing else to eat!"

    • 1

      Smokey.Kat

      9 months ago

      remember that plane that went down in those mountains, well the survivors had to eat their dead friends body, so it foot for me.

    • 0

      Six1Cynic

      5 months ago

      Yeah, it also has salmonella.

    • 1

      witty ninja cat123

      4 months ago

      Cookbook?

  • 4

    TheBeast14

    1 year ago

    This reminded me of the Miami Zombie attack but on a grosser part of the body than the face! Nobody said it had to be a very small foot, like a little babies foot, I know thats evil but you could die from the diseases of eating shit!

    • 1

      Wesley Lowe

      10 months ago

      If the person whose poop you are eating doesn't have a disease, how are you going to get it?

    • 4

      TheBeast14

      10 months ago

      *Facepalm* It's SHIT! Of course you will become very ill if you eat it! Diseases like Cholera (I know that's from dirty water) can make you shit yourself to death, and you get Cholera from drinking water that has shit in it

    • 1

      camryn

      9 months ago

      scat is a fetish, dude. people eat feces for sexual pleasure and are not harmed from it. raw meat and blood, however, are almost guaranteed to make you sick. if not the meat, the blood will get you, due to the levels of iron in a human body yeehaw

    • 1

      TheBeast14

      9 months ago

      I have no idea how eating shit is a sexual pleasure... And like I said, diseases like Cholera...

    • 0

      Six1Cynic

      5 months ago

      @Wesley Lowe, there are bacteria in your intestines that are also present in your shit. Shit is definitely not sterile...

  • 3

    aorsak

    5 months ago

    I'd make the plate insanely tiny! Duh!

  • 3

    josB

    9 months ago

    feet are tasty

  • 3

    xXxLegitFallenAngelsxXx

    9 months ago

    It would probably taste like ham.

  • 3

    RyanDolan123

    10 months ago

    I can't believe 20% of people would eat shit over a foot.

  • 3

    Charlie Marshall

    10 months ago

    Could be a very small plate :P

    • 0

      Kaiba

      8 months ago

      Could be a very small foot.

  • 3

    Fahuhugads

    10 months ago

    I'd rather be a cannibal than eat shit, besides, who knows what human flesh tastes like.

    • 3

      God of Knowledge

      10 months ago

      Well @SageOfSixPaths said it tastes like chicken. And by the way, it's spelled fhqwhgads.

  • 2

    BloodyKnives

    9 months ago

    Both are equally unhealthy, it's just like mad cow disease. It was triggered by cows eating their own kind, cows. If we eat humans it will do the same thing to us as it did to cows. Also if it's raw we could get diseases. And poop? Well...it's waste, your body needs to get rid of it.

  • 2

    Vimuku

    9 months ago

    Meat

  • 2

    RyanDolan123

    10 months ago

    I can't believe 20% of people would eat shit over a foot.

  • 2

    Alice MacKenzie West

    10 months ago

    Will the foot be cooked?

    • 1

      camryn

      9 months ago

      no, it says "The human foot would be freshly taken" in the description

  • 2

    Tanya Yemelianov

    10 months ago

    Human foot would taste like pork, bacteria i poop could and would kill you. Foot it is.

  • 2

    Mendy

    10 months ago

    Wow...I'd rather eat a pile of soft poop than have to crunch through bones, meat, ligaments, tendons AND nails.

  • 0

    WISH these WERE true

    15 hours ago

    the foot is from someone how needs it don't be evil what if that person already has one foot and can't afford a new one

  • 0

    Runar

    1 week ago

    Why would anyone eat shit instead of perfectly good meat?

  • 1

    Nicole Boder

    4 months ago

    Do I get to cook it?

  • 1

    Devin

    4 months ago

    I love the irony of people who voted ''rather eat a plate full of poop'' calling people ''rather eat a human foot'' disgusting... dude YOU'RE FUCKING EATING A PLATE OF SHIT!!!! No matter how you put it, how you explain it, how you describe it it's SHIT! It reeks of smell, no matter how you cook it, microwave it whatever it's still shit, it will reek even more. Eating a human foot yes it's gross but it can be cleaned so it doesn't have any apparent smell, second of all it can be cooked and fried and maybe have a tasty smell who knows!? and third of all a foot has flesh which is meat which has proteins,iron and calories. I think the choice is clear, i'll munch on a foot any day over a plate full of reeking shit. lol

  • 1

    Big Joe

    4 months ago

    Cannibals UNITE!

  • 1

    Haydar Cirak

    4 months ago

    2 girls 1 cup

  • 0

    BigGucciBoySosa

    1 week ago

    how different from mcds is it

  • 1

    Shazambom

    6 months ago

    Boil that shit into a stew

  • 0

    Aria

    2 weeks ago

    taste like chicken....hopefully

  • 0

    JJJ

    3 weeks ago

    If you ate poop you would barf it back up but a human foot as long as i didnt know it was I would be completely comfortable doing

  • 1

    Hobson Liabunya

    9 months ago

    Its only a foot calm the fuck down! just like eating meat but it's shit, human aswell

  • 1

    derp herpington

    9 months ago

    CANNIBALISM FOR THE WIN!

  • 1

    Madi60517

    10 months ago

    MEAT!!!!!!!!

  • 1

    Sameer Jaffer

    1 year ago

    is it girls feet

  • 0

    Superluigi321

    1 month ago

    I'd go gather berries and carrots.

  • 0

    TheSounds

    1 month ago

    It matters between if its raw or if its cooked.

  • 0

    TheSounds

    1 month ago

    It matters between if its raw or if its cooked.

  • 0

    darkknight

    1 month ago

    Yum chicken

  • 0

    Kazuya Mishima

    1 month ago

    Fake poop

  • 0

    Sean Fedora Porio

    2 months ago

    The foot has nutritional value! The poop has close to none! People jerky! Yum!

  • 0

    Sean Fedora Porio

    2 months ago

    The foot has nutritional value! The poop has close to none! People jerky! Yum!

  • 0

    Sean Fedora Porio

    2 months ago

    The foot has nutritional value! The poop has close to none! People jerky! Yum!

  • 0

    joeyjojoize

    2 months ago

    Can you put ketchup on the foot -drake and josh reference

  • 0

    halo66333

    2 months ago

    A new born baby foot and I would take drugs so I don't no what I'm doin

  • 0

    Kai Rapley

    2 months ago

    At least a human foot is actual meat!

  • 0

    Plokkas

    2 months ago

    Can I have ketchup?

  • 0

    Psychofreakshow

    2 months ago

    Cannibalism: It's what's for dinner.

  • 0

    Muffin

    3 months ago

    POOPSICLES!

  • 0

    Nick Spectrum Van Winkle

    3 months ago

    Poop's got all yer nutrients!

  • 0

    Rocket Dude

    3 months ago

    You don't get much nutrients from poop

  • 0

    arsenicCatnip

    3 months ago

    *Takes out doll-house plate* Kay, I'm ready.

  • 0

    Dyonus

    3 months ago

    Can I at least cook it?

  • 0

    DEATHFORLYF

    3 months ago

    Can i cook my foot first? - Drake Bell

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