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Kaden
Really be Aquaman?
Trevor Moore
yes! have fun being an arrogant asshole.
xdpher
I'd rather be useful.
Conrad
i only chose because the human torch can fly and thats my fave power both are equally disliked though lol
Wyatt Greywolf Davis
AAAAAAAAAGH! HOLY CHRIST I'M ON FIRE!!!!!!
Jordan Rogers
Why yes I WOULD like to ride Cthulu thank you!! (http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRheNA-uxKWb97LuYmYfp2Pn47pkQTZOjiX-66cWbZsWYdy8Zgd0w&t=1)
canthinkofname
Imagine burning the chick you're about to have sex with due to your blood pressure rising.. if you get what I mean.
Alex Jorgensen
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Xerun
Wouldnt want to hurt people I love, could swim really fast, hello gold medal.
Ólafur97
You could ride on a narwhal.
Guardian
I could beat you up humandork! >:D
banjo2E
Aquaman can take control of all of the creatures of the deep (a category that may or may not include Cthulhu) and has superpowers powerful enough that he can't be crushed with seafloor water pressure NOR does he explode when he's no longer under said pressure. Whereas the human torch just lights things on fire.
TheStoneYak
fyi: Cthulhu is not a creature from the deep, still the pressure was something i didn't realize.
Noy
And is awesome
Raphael Motta
Exaclty, light things on fire.
BearsAreDumb
Yeah, what's cooler? Policing juvenile clown fish or setting things on fire?
asneakyfatcat
CAPTAIN PLANET
setrakakan
Aquaman is underrated.
LaserBearShark
You misspelled over
berenkuntz
this guy does not get the joke
Cameron
Aquaman is just cooler
SHAZAM!
way cooler
Branden Pedroza
really majority you could only turn on fire and fly but aquaman wont even need to fight his own battles use fish its that simple
Nathan Matthew Bosch
you a bitch
idpiasg
Okay guys let's cook some bbqd fish fresh off the fire blast
BearsAreDumb
Who the hell would be afraid of fish?
conor
aquaman all the way, id bone mermaids
overtherainbow
In what hole?
.......SUPRISE......
great point over
erik
got a mouth?
rarity the unicorn
id be the human torch. i could bone things that actually exist.
xeo
I can find out the deep sea's secrets. :D
Kendall Walls
so you picked the human torch?
SHAZAM!
Aquaman would beat the human torch fairly easy
wartpig
well he would need to peave the water to do that. and without a lake or ocean aquaman is just a normal guy. and whats he gonna do if you go for a swim send a shark after a fireball? he can burn underwater and get hot enough to boil all the water off of earth...... so yeaaaaahhhhh..... didnt think that out did ya
wartpig
leave*
Richie_16
Everyone who thinks Aquaman is a joke is wrong. Since the 52 DC launched Geoff Johns took it over he mad it his goal to make him badass, which he has. Aquaman is one of the most powerful heros in DC now
SHAZAM!
He was always one of the most powerful just not written well
OctoroonRangoon
If you knew what existed in the deep sea, you would never want to be Aquaman.
n7soldier
71% of the surface of the earth at your command.. or light on fire. Also, sharks.
wartpig
goes super nova and boils all water away. and he can get hotter WAY hotter.
Göktuğ Yanar
Nobody likes Aquaman!
Amon
Aquaman is way more powerful than people think. He is still powerful out of water. How? The pressure from the water has made him super strong, agile and durable. He has near unbreakable skin being an Atlantean. And he could shrug off a fucking bullet. That, versus a cocky dipshit who can just light himself on fire and fly. Aquaman.
K9Companion
best pickup line ever: is it hot in here *activate* or is it just me?
Mr. No Name
As raj would say " aaghh aquaman suckks."
G. Freeman
Nobody gives a shit about Aquaman
Seiber 69er
aquaman sucks fish pee
Amanda Gidgård
"Aquaman sucks!" - Rajesh Koothrapali
derp herpington
be king of Atlantis like a boss
Josh Barker
Jokes on you guys, Aquaman honestly has cooler powers and the advantage of being alive in comics right now.
Frogman711
Aquaman is vastly underrated. Also I don't want to die at the hands of Anihilis
Matthew Marks
Let's see if you are laughing when my army of whales put you out, then as you fall from having nothing keeping you in the air, my sharks rip your limbs off, then my eels shock you as you slowly bleed to death, then your corpse sinks to the bottom of the ocean and is eaten by my crabs and sand sharks. They laughed. They died.
Caleb Cherry
I would just set all that on fire
kyoshiwarrior
If you actually read comics, Aquaman is awesome!
Chewsonthemove
Great barrier reef... Nuff said
Jack Cobi
Aquaman sucks! - Raj
ultimateboss
aquaman can summon sharks and eels at his command. he has an awesome partner (aqualad) and has control over all 7 seas and water types
bucksta42
Aqua man is gay
Ariel Angel
Human torch can flame on his own control we won't be on fire the whole time
Rhordric
Aquaman sucks
Josie Dowling
Better not get around any explosive stuff!!!!
juan
I'd rather set myself on fire than be aquaman
Bailey C.
Is this a joke?
Kelli Kline
I would just walk into a busy store, burst into flames, and run around screaming. Screw saving people.... this sounds fun!
Necromancer'sStaff
I'd rather have an army of sharks than be able to set myself on fire.
John
Lets see either be an ugly guy that smells like fish and is pretty much useless or catch on fire and fly. -.- obviously fire
dyinxxyangzz
FLAME ON
wartpig
"you better not get in this water.... then i could...... umm.... tell the fish to nibble on you and um...... that would get really anoying and might get raw after a while."
Divinity
I BELIEVE I CAN FLYYYYY
garballs
Who wants to be aquaman???
Brandon Keith Smith
Human Torch will be denied a bank loan.
Aniquin
Nobody likes aquaman...
Michael Pellegrino
I'm pretty sure Cartman already owns Cthlulu.
Joe Wallbank
It's like choosing between Charmander and Squirtle
Rhys Jones
Aquaman, if global warming happens. The human torch is stuffed. ;)
Rhys Jones
Aquaman, if global warming happens. The human torch is stuffed. ;)
Rhys Jones
Aquaman, if global warming happens. The human torch is stuffed. ;)
Henry
Well I'm ginger so it must be red
jack
what is cooking?
Sophia Lingley
Aquaman sucks