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be The Human Torch
Really be Aquaman?
yes! have fun being an arrogant asshole.
I'd rather be useful.
i only chose because the human torch can fly and thats my fave power both are equally disliked though lol
AAAAAAAAAGH! HOLY CHRIST I'M ON FIRE!!!!!!
Why yes I WOULD like to ride Cthulu thank you!! (http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRheNA-uxKWb97LuYmYfp2Pn47pkQTZOjiX-66cWbZsWYdy8Zgd0w&t=1)
Imagine burning the chick you're about to have sex with due to your blood pressure rising.. if you get what I mean.
Wouldnt want to hurt people I love, could swim really fast, hello gold medal.
You could ride on a narwhal.
I could beat you up humandork! >:D
Aquaman can take control of all of the creatures of the deep (a category that may or may not include Cthulhu) and has superpowers powerful enough that he can't be crushed with seafloor water pressure NOR does he explode when he's no longer under said pressure.
Whereas the human torch just lights things on fire.
fyi: Cthulhu is not a creature from the deep, still the pressure was something i didn't realize.
And is awesome
Exaclty, light things on fire.
Yeah, what's cooler? Policing juvenile clown fish or setting things on fire?
Aquaman is underrated.
You misspelled over
this guy does not get the joke
Aquaman is just cooler
really majority you could only turn on fire and fly but aquaman wont even need to fight his own battles use fish its that simple
you a bitch
Okay guys let's cook some bbqd fish fresh off the fire blast
Who the hell would be afraid of fish?
aquaman all the way, id bone mermaids
In what hole?
great point over
got a mouth?
id be the human torch. i could bone things that actually exist.
I can find out the deep sea's secrets. :D
so you picked the human torch?
Aquaman would beat the human torch fairly easy
well he would need to peave the water to do that. and without a lake or ocean aquaman is just a normal guy. and whats he gonna do if you go for a swim send a shark after a fireball? he can burn underwater and get hot enough to boil all the water off of earth...... so yeaaaaahhhhh..... didnt think that out did ya
Everyone who thinks Aquaman is a joke is wrong. Since the 52 DC launched Geoff Johns took it over he mad it his goal to make him badass, which he has. Aquaman is one of the most powerful heros in DC now
He was always one of the most powerful just not written well
If you knew what existed in the deep sea, you would never want to be Aquaman.
71% of the surface of the earth at your command.. or light on fire. Also, sharks.
goes super nova and boils all water away. and he can get hotter WAY hotter.
Nobody likes Aquaman!
Aquaman is way more powerful than people think. He is still powerful out of water. How? The pressure from the water has made him super strong, agile and durable. He has near unbreakable skin being an Atlantean. And he could shrug off a fucking bullet. That, versus a cocky dipshit who can just light himself on fire and fly.
best pickup line ever: is it hot in here *activate* or is it just me?
As raj would say " aaghh aquaman suckks."
Nobody gives a shit about Aquaman
aquaman sucks fish pee
"Aquaman sucks!" - Rajesh Koothrapali
be king of Atlantis like a boss
Jokes on you guys, Aquaman honestly has cooler powers and the advantage of being alive in comics right now.
Aquaman is vastly underrated. Also I don't want to die at the hands of Anihilis
Let's see if you are laughing when my army of whales put you out, then as you fall from having nothing keeping you in the air, my sharks rip your limbs off, then my eels shock you as you slowly bleed to death, then your corpse sinks to the bottom of the ocean and is eaten by my crabs and sand sharks. They laughed. They died.
I would just set all that on fire
If you actually read comics, Aquaman is awesome!
Great barrier reef... Nuff said
Aquaman sucks! - Raj
aquaman can summon sharks and eels at his command. he has an awesome partner (aqualad) and has control over all 7 seas and water types
Aqua man is gay
Human torch can flame on his own control we won't be on fire the whole time
Better not get around any explosive stuff!!!!
I'd rather set myself on fire than be aquaman
Is this a joke?
I would just walk into a busy store, burst into flames, and run around screaming. Screw saving people.... this sounds fun!
I'd rather have an army of sharks than be able to set myself on fire.
Lets see either be an ugly guy that smells like fish and is pretty much useless or catch on fire and fly. -.- obviously fire
"you better not get in this water.... then i could...... umm.... tell the fish to nibble on you and um...... that would get really anoying and might get raw after a while."
I BELIEVE I CAN FLYYYYY
Who wants to be aquaman???
Human Torch will be denied a bank loan.
Nobody likes aquaman...
I'm pretty sure Cartman already owns Cthlulu.
It's like choosing between Charmander and Squirtle
Aquaman, if global warming happens. The human torch is stuffed. ;)
Well I'm ginger so it must be red
what is cooking?
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