You would not actually be pregnant or experience the side effects. The black eye would be constant, and you would not have to be hit repeatedly.
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MsEmizzleFizzle
Maternity clothes can be really cute! And I would rather have people oohing and awwing over my fake belly baby then always asking if my boyfriend beats me everyday.
Falium
makeup.... and then , I wouldn't be a fatty
xMeggieManiacal
I would always have a black eye. I'd look like a f'n badass!! <3 I'll just say I got punched in the mosh pit if anyone asks. Guys like hardcore chicks better than pregnant chicks anyway.
saxobeat13
make up!
Jeff
as a guy, that would be hilarious!
blombaloooba
This was a relatively easy question, because I am an african american male.
nashcali22
I would look so bad ass
Jousis
90%? You people are retarded. Beer bellies you can hide. Black eye every day, you'd have partial vision and everybody would think you're constantly abused.
Kendall Walls
as a guy this would be... interesting
Matt
If your a guy that looked 8 months pregnant you would guy look fat.
Corbin Ballard
Two words make up
overtherainbow
makeup... dur dur dur
Bobert577
It's called makeup even thought I'm a guy. People on TV use makeup, so I would too if I had a permanent black eye. It would also be much easier to explain.
Pika
Always have a black eye you can always over that shit with makeup.
deyu17
Nick Fury Mode: Activated!