Any child you have in the red option would be subject to severe health issues/deformities. Not simple food allergies.
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Isabelle
I'm a girl....
Kaden
Your point? You'd still experience the feeling... and fuck its painful.... Good luck walking... ANYWHERE
Lyle
Well, then I'll inform you that you chose wrong. Your life is now hell.
Dori Lees
no i heard if a girl gets kicked in her area it HURTS WAY MORE THEN GUYS getting kicked in the area
Freq-Sho
Dori you heard wrong. The nerves on the labia are not that strong only the clit that's more than protected in most cases. The feeling a guy gets is usually pain so strong you can't much walk and if you move at all you get sick to your stomach. thanks for playing
finiteBytes
The pain of being kicked in the nuts has been equivocated to breaking every bone in your body at once while also giving birth to 7 children at once. No. You do not want to feel like you were kicked in the nuts. Ever.
Booburt
okay, lemme rewrite this for you. instead of "it feels like I've just been kicked", imagine that scientists have discovered a 100% accurate way of detecting pain levels, and they then recreate that same amount of pain in your brain. while you are not actually getting kicked, it feels like it. also women feel more pain lol.
Adam Collyridam
Well... not exactly. The women body is MUCH more resistant to pain, than men. When giving birth to a child, they feel pain which would propably made guy faint.
Lolitachild
women go through the pain of being kicked in the balls constantly for a whole week every month for most of their lives. :/ Basically...compared to females men are complete wimps... why don't you try pms-ing and giving birth biches :)
Marcel Bostelaar
@lolitachild Are you fucking serious? having a little pain the the stumach is NOT more painfull than getting a nut kick. have you ever been kicken in the clitoris? no? Well, being kicked in the nuts is 10x worse since there is noting to absorb the impact (skin and flesh)
daisynomnom
@Marcel Bostelaar I don't think you're aware how much period pains hurt, they leave you crippled in a ball for hours at a time, feeling like you are going to throw up, all whilst having blood pouring out of you. That is at least on par with being kicked in the balls.
Advance
You're all fucking morons. Getting kicked in the balls has been scientifically described as one of the most painful sensations known to man, even higher than a bite from a Bullet Ant. Period pains are often described as a little more painful than a common stomach ache. I've been kicked in the balls, it hurts. My girlfriend gets periods, it "tingles" according to her.
jack lavoice
recent studies show that a good kick to the balls hurts 5% more than giving birth
sparta_the_cat
guys get that one painful thing while if girls get kicked there it is very sensitive and it can rip skin, plus girls have cramps (wich can be bad enough to stop you from walking for a day AND if a girl wants a child she has to carry it around in her body and allow it to rip her open to get out
Konev13
This is more of an argument now if it is more painful to be a guy or a girl, 1, thats not the point of the question, 2, girls will say its more painful to be a girl aand guys will say its more painful to be a guy, theres no way to know.
niewiem33
Im a girl and I just dont want to have children so i dont mind this
RavingLunatic
i dont want kids anyway and even though im a girl i've kicked or haidukened enough guys in the balls to be like oh shit that hurts
Klayton
@dori, you are high as a kite if you think thats true
Samuel Sliger
I love how this turned into the battle of the sex's
Braden Earles
Jack, recent studies show that your full of shit.
Joe
If the motherfucking question doesn't apply to you, shut the fuck up. It is as annoying as balls.
Geezjam
1)Adoption 2)Men & Women can experience the worst pain in the world (Stonefish poison)
Walrus
Just adopt?
SunnyCrapCake
I've heard that (rare) cluster headaches are as painful as getting kicked in the balls and pregnancy combined.
Carmen Skr
I'm a post-op transsexual and I have felt both. Being kicked in the testicles hurts a lot more! There. Proved it.
Nick65
Hever? Great to know the sites filtering spelling errors
risg19
site's*
duffany1
Burn.
RavingLunatic
lololololololol
JXT
I hate children .. so no problem.
Austin
I'm gay, and also hate children, triple win I think.
Freq-Sho
couldn't agree more JXT
DrCrazyFishMan1
so basically have your life ruined or being force to adopt??? plus for the girls... you'll still have the same pain, regardless of not having ball :P
Ninja0127
ill just adopt a kid im fine with that
Lyle
"I'm a girl. I'm a girl. I'm a girl. I'm a girl." ...your point? You still are in INTENSE pain for twelve hours a day, every day.
Jon Viv
Not sure what is "Hever" I couldn't chance it being worse then option blue. lol
VViP30U7
i dont want a kiddy
Samantha Mccoy
im not having kids soooo
Kaden
1. As pointed out already you can adopt. 2. If you wish to be able to function in society... this is your only option. 3. No matter if you have balls or not.. You still feel the pain. Its says have the feeling of it. Not that it actually happens.
napiern
I have a genetic disorder already and crotch-kicks hurt in an indescribable way.
Gyukyen
34%, you're all crazy
Sofie
Rediculous... If women can go through childbearing, for most of the time OVER 12 hours, then men should have nothing to complain about even if its "5%" more painful to be kicked. Good thing there are some logical men on this world.
Dr. Horrible
You just proved yourself wrong, if it's 5% more painful than childbirth and you mentioned that some deliveries can be around 12 hours, it's the same time with 5% more pain.
Hildur
Well.... I'm a girl and even so, I'd just not have kids then
D'vaughn Clarke
wow...some people are very sick...thats horrible...
Viktor Dedroog
Why?
Foop
FOR THE CHILDREN....I will be kicked ever so lightly. :D
D'vaughn Clarke
thank god someone that is sane...
Jacob
I don't see how this is sane. You won't be a good parent. Seriously, if you're in that much pain constantly, your life is pretty much over. You won't be providing for the kid, cause you won't be able to work. So you put the kid up for adoption. Is it so much better to ruin your life and put a kid up for adoption than it would be to adopt a kid?
Sofie
That is irrelevant. The question is would you rather be in pain for 12 hours but have healthy kids, or take no pain and have no kids and/or defected babies.
xPoseidon
It'll hurt when I'm asleep
Noah Naiditch
Hever is able to produce healthy children. All because of MEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Crissy
I'm a girl.
hey its me
i like girls
setrakakan
You're also a moron.
Franklin Chen
You would still get kicked 12 hrs a day
Samuel Tan
im a guy......trolololol
ashleegraah
Lol no penis
arreis
Seeing as how I'm a girl, well... need I say more? :)
Kaden
Well yes... Your still going to feel the pain. So why do you bring up your gender?
OhsnapitzEleanor
What about the cramps we get during periods?
Rainbow Dash
OhsnapitzEleanor, What do the cramps do? Make you feel a little bit sick? Not want to get out of bed? You've never been kicked in the nuts. Being kicked in the nuts is one of the worst feelings anyone can ever experience ever. It's like replacing your testicles with 2 hot coals, then being hit in the stomach with a bat.
Reed
You still feel it. Imagine a sharp pain in the crotch for 10 seconds or so, then, punched in the stomach by Chuck Norris.
Skyrossm
well if you do the math or someting, you would still feel the pain, and it is way worse than a period, trust me, imagine you get your stomach run over by a car, and then your legs are broken, all while you are crying on the ground whining for mommy for 12 hours, since i care for my children that i will have, I chose blue.
SarcasticNinja
Easy: don't have kids.
SarcasticNinja
Easy: don't have kids.
SarcasticNinja
Easy: don't have kids.
SarcasticNinja
Easy: don't have kids.
Superluigi321
I don't want children anyway.
Blarg!
I'll adopt...
Joe Lee
Hever???
Viktor Dedroog
It has been proven that if you would have to endure the pain of getting kicked in the balls for an hour your brain would just stop functioning and you would die
Mathias Aasvang
I line TRAINS
Stink
you could get used to it i think
Bitch.jpg
If you have the feeling of being kicked in the testicles for 12 hours a day, then you wouldn't likely be able to produce healthy children
Fluttershy
I'd rather feel pain then have my children go through a non healthy lifestyle.
chase
Adoption
ThatGuy
#adoption
Scott Waterland
this question is fucked
Politically Incorrect Scare Cr
What the hell is Hever?
Azura Meta
Who needs children anyway? We're not animals who life only to reproduce.
Shaddy
I don't care about kids :x
River_Turtle
I don't want to breed anyway
SUPA DAY
Both of these actually apply to me thanks to epididymitis. I have all-day testicular pain and am also sterile.
Fan Tianhui
Hever??? HEVER????? HEVER?????????????? *Never
WilhelmDokiDoki
I'm gay, so...
bkh555
You can adopt.
Swift
Who the fuck needs kids?
Ashinox
I DON'T NEED CHILDREN!
Manda♥
I'd hate to have unhealthy children. Plus I'm a girl so...
Reed
How are adopted kids unhealthy? And you'd still feel the pain. Imagine a sharp pain, then getting socked in the stomach with a bowling ball.
brianne
If my children are healthy then so what if my imaginary balls hurt when I sleep.
Earl Fleming Baker I
no.you don't want that. just pick the other one and adopt children... it's better.
Idodope
Lol at all the idiots arguing, red is the obvious choice, you could just adopt a kid if you really wanted one.