You wouldn't be the friendly neighborhood dealer either.
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KonArtist
Being known as a liar says that you're a liar means no one will ever trust you. being a drug dealer doesn't always come with that.
Haider
I don't want sex... I'm gay and have sex with con artists... KonArtist... you're next...
iMitchay
@Haider by saying KonArtist is next you're actually saying he's not next lol
Franklin Chen
yeah. but you'll get arrested
NikWillOrStuff
@Franklin Chen not really, if its marijuana and you're in the right place, its perfectly fine to be a drug dealer.
Mr. Peters
A pharmacist is a drug dealer.
Wh1zzyboy
@Mr.Peters oooooooh didn't think about that
Wh1zzyboy
@Mr.Peters You wouldn't be the friendly neighborhood dealer either. Read the description
SnazziestPants
Although both have social stigmas, I think that being a liar is far better than being a drug dealer.
Mizzoulover
Depends on the drugs.
Haider
It could be medicine... but he said 'not the friendly neighborhood dealer' so that gives me the idea that my theory is flawed...
prow
Never said you were a drug dealer just known as one :|
heissenberg
Nope.
kwakuduckguy
You could be the mean old stupid pharmacist. just sayin.
Mayonnaise
I got crack...
overtherainbow
No one said you were ACTUALLY a drug dealer... If you have a reputation for being one, okay. You don't have to sell drugs. Whereas, if you're suspected of being a liar all the time, no one would believe you.
ZzDropkickzZ
But how did you build that reputation?
ZzDropkickzZ
But how did you build that reputation?
FavsCo
I am...
suryamp
Nice paradox. Well played sir :D
bodaciouscretaceous
I don't believe you.
Batman
You could actually just say the opposite of what you mean, and everyone will believe what you really mean. Like if there's a bomb on a plane, and you yell out 'There's a bomb on this plane', no one will believe you. But if you say 'There's not a bomb on this plane', people are getting the hell out of there. I only realised this after I chose drug dealer. God damn it.
Sha5y
i already am a drug dealer...I MEAN...pfft no...
7r3v0r13
I love me some crack... Jk
Haider
Police...
kieradee0526
as a drug dealer i don't have to do the drugs depending on what they are... also you don't make money as a liar
Dave Hayward
i think a lot of people have made money lying their asses off, to be fair
Jessehrey
Lawyers make a ton of money.
iMustacheUaQuestion
Already am one >:D dont tell ze police
Maggie
Either be loved(drug dealer) or be hated(liar) well I'd be want to be known as a pot dealer nothing else
vsudyvyevf
being a drug dealer doesn't automatically make you a bad person
horsedickdotmpeg
I know some drug dealers, they are not that bad
suryamp
I know right? It's not as bad as people think. Especially in places like California, being known as a drug dealer might get you more friends than what people expect.
Jessehrey
Yeah but there's a difference between selling some weed and M compared to slinging that crack rock. Also it says you're not friendly
MarkTheGr8
Being known as a drug dealer doesn't mean you are a drug dealer. But let's say it do, then you can always quit anyway.
A piece of toast
I'll lie about not being a liar.
PrinceToia
Imma pharmacist :)
AvSpringading
Cant be arrested soley on being a liar, but it does depend on what you lied about
Charles Erickson
Rule number one, the Doctor lies.
Guy H
Because at least I'm an honest drug dealer.
Mike
dont hate the playa cuz hes stacking bills
CombustableLemons
Cops vs no cops....EASY
Da BloB
you could be a drug dealer tell everyone and no one would belive you
mashalac
That was a horrible dicission to make
mostdopewhatitis
Thinkin about buyin a gun, becomin a drug dealer. Not a mean one like a friendly drug dealer. Like "hey what's up guys? Want some crack?"
Supertegwyn
I don't want to have some kind of drug dealing reputation.
Jason van Leijden
without overreactin, i'm already known as a drug dealer because i sell shrooms to kids
agindoof
pharmacist!!
Crissy
A liar, no argument.
Jessie Reyna
I am Hisenburg
PartyPanda
Yeeeaah, future pharmacist!
Wendall Horton
Motherfucking pharmacist.
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Jean-Claude Jaquetti
I won't get arrested for lying!
SeaFoamMelon
Just because people think I'm a drug dealer doesn't mean I am :p
Ormolus
Heisenberg, bitches.
97ajf
Don't care about my reputation very much but at least I wouldn't be arrested.
Mikkel Hvitfeldt Poulsen
Maybe i'm a drug dealer, but I have my honor intact
Ras
I could say the opposite of what I would normally say and get what I want
SCREAM4567
I'm already known as a liar with a lot of my friends so...
Patrick McDermott
i get mad street kred
felixine
i'm already known as a drug dealer. even though i'm not.
wartpig
id be thebest dealer. my customers would know im selling good shit. no honor at all for a liar. not really for a dealer either but you know what i mean
Harry
I'm not a drug dealer I swear!
Tommy Jing
ill sell at legal places like Colorado
Cpt. Fabulous
wayy ahead of you...
HappyGal
Hey Pharmacist is a good job any ways
Jayson
doesn't mean I am one, and I couldn't get arrested without proof. Whereas a liar would never be able to bring an adequate burden of proof to whomever they were trying to communicate with.
Eetu Saarinen
I don't care if I have the reputation of a drug dealer, cops can't arrest me based on my reputation if I have a normal 9 to 5 job.
Tyler Rose
To be known as something doesn't mean you are.
Matt Wilson
I'd just tell people the opposite thing...
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