Both would be relatively swift.
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Nick65
At least I could have fun for a little
sam
heck yeah!
rubberlikewalrus
either way its a 50/50 chance you die slowly/painfully
Kendall Walls
rubber read the description...
Lone Ranger
Like I always say, "Only die if it's worth fighting for."
DiS Tha MiSFiT
or, you can see everyone you love killed in front of you and then be slowly ripped apart while I find out where groundzero is and stand in the instant death zone
T.P.N
^ thats what makes it fun
Bill Nye The Soviet spy
just like dead rising!
Ted Poopinwarf
And how long could you live during a zombie Apocalypse 70 years?
Shaco Clone
i will be one with the horde
Matt
you wouldn't really die in a zombie apocalypse you would just turn unto a zombie
TheScrewtard
Not if they ate you... If they bite you and you escape, well...
Xyzanderz
fallout universe anyone?
Joshua Gallagher
No, it says you die. The survivors would see the fallout universe but you wouldn't.
Demon1981
See you're saying that as if a nuclear war is just one bomb. A nuclear war could last years it just says you have to die in the end same as a zombie apocalypse.
Xyzanderz
who says i have to die before i see the universe? i could live to be 100 and see everything i wanted to i just have to die from a bomb in the end
arabidmonkee
Too bad it takes place like 200 years after the Recourse Wars
Robert_mathis
That would be nice, we could defy the question and live.
Peanutbutterfish
Fallout universe (as a ghost)
Nate Brooks
Acutally, if you picked Zombie Apocalypse, you'd be living after the nuclear war lol. So either way, I still get the fallout universe. MUTATIONS FTW!
thisisjane
Not afraid of zombies that's number 1. Number 2 is I'd rather see streets full of zombies than seeing world going through a nuclear war. Also in zombie scenario a lot of people actually have the chance of survival even though I don't (according to the question).
Smosh
Really? Have you FELT a zombie bite? Ok get an axe and kill yourself times 50
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They have bombs (at least Russia does) large enough to destroy an entire country nearly instantly, as well as severely damage the boarders of others. Look up tsar bomba on YouTube. They have a video of them dropping it. Anyways, a nuclear war would end quickly if the US and/or Russia were involved. Also, if the countries are Israel and someone, or Pakistan, or India, there's a good chance the war won't even affect you too much. Radiation from bombs goes away pretty quickly.
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Relatively speaking. (also, pressed the agree option on accident)
Harvzey
How many can i take down before being overrun?
Nizar Tajdin
In a nuclear war you'd get instantly vaporized. In a zombie apocalypse, you'd be eaten alive.
Nate Brooks
But you wouldn't exactly get to blast things to death with a shotgun in a zombie apocalypse now would you?
BStewy
Painless.
Wyatt Greywolf Davis
A. I would like to be a soldier. And B. I would MUCH rather be vaporized instantly the ripped to pieces and chewed on while I was still alive.
Gryx
I'd much rather die from a nuclear bomb than watch everybody die first. And to the people thinking they would survive a zombie apocalypse, it's like a 0.01% survival rate. You'd die in the first few days.
Davian Thule
"Candace, it's Ralph. Tell dad there's no way in hell I'm spending nuclear Armageddon trapped with him in a fucking closet. You can have my number. It's "6." Now if you'll excuse me, I've got a mushroom cloud to walk into. Have a happy holocaust!"
Mike Duckman Bingel
Fallout bitches!
Ron Wigington
HMMM, FACE melted off, or face eaten off???
ಠ_ಠ
What, exactly, was the point of capitalizing the first "face"?
SAUCY SCOTSMAN
I only chose this one because there is no way I'm dying during the zombie apocalypse.
moonchildstar
Zombies terrify me.
Yeahman211
If it was a zombie apocalypse then I would turn into a zombie. You never know, that might be pretty rad...
Joost Bos
It means that at least if all the humans die out, AT THE VERY LEAST THERE WOULD STILL BE SOME LIFE ON EARTH. Shortsightedness, people.
Lasht Night
Because war... War never changes
Rae Raerae
A thousand words is worth more than a dollar.
Autumn
Go out with a bang.
kuraz08
I AIN'T GOIN' DOWN WITHOUT A FIGHT.
Toby Marquis
Instead of seeing everyone i know die in front of me. No thanks.
Anog92
Being eaten alive would be terrifying.
grayscaler
zombie apocalypse = slow painfull death by chewing nuclear war = instant death by atomic bomb hmm i wonder which id prefer
problemsforall
read the fucking description dipshit
Anastasia Laws-Dougl
Nuclear war is pretty quick.... nuked... dead... instant...
Maddie Padawanduck
Zombies? Fuck that shit.
Austin Ward
But in a nuclear war, I would continue living as a River Monster... right?
Rof1 Waffl3
Fallout or Left 4 Dead?
ultranewt
ill have some fun trying to survive!
Galiyin
Are you kidding? I have secretly always wanted a zombie invasion to happen :P
reidhasguitar
War, war never changes.
mosin9130
shooting zombies is much more fun than dying of radiation poisoning.
Mendy
I'd always rather die fighting...not that I know what that would be like. Maybe I'd wish for a flash to death if I knew what fighting to live meant.
cal
when the zombie apocalypse occurs i will not die
Steamer
Who says I'll die from a zombie bite? I might die naturally.
Paul
Even if I died right off, I don't want to deprive my friends and family of the zombie apocalypse. you know what I think I'm gonna do? Im going to hypnotize all of my closest neighbors to do exactly as I say so if I tell them to stop eating or attacking in any way, they'll stop. So if they ever come up to my I can just snap my fingers and have some pet zombies.
Trevor
Kill your self?
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*yourself
Melina
can we have one already?
Bobby Manion
these are my two biggest irrational fears that i was just made to choose between.
zeronight
Do you guys know how you die from nucleair stuff? You puke you organs out..no joke
Andrew
I'd rather commit suicide as zombies closed in around me instead of growing a third arm that had a mind of its own.
slayer123129
well i can be a serial killer but with no consequences :D
wolfmaster1337
I wouldn't die in a zombie apocalypse unless it was old age -_-
WaterVine
YAY! TOTAL FUN!
Kassi
Well it's not possible for me to die in a Zombie Apocalypse...(;
Chloi
Nuclear definitely...imagine how long it would talk you to die being gnawed at by human teeth and nails
Masqueradox
Ya know, death wouldn't be the end, and Supreme Earth Zombie Commander is great on your resume.
ANTDUDDU
At least I get to survive a bit till they get me.
Natalie
Because Zombies!!! (Plus, if the people I don't like turn into zombies, I have a valid reason to shoot them in the face.)