Wink Wink
Unmoderated: This question has not been reviewed by You Rather moderators. Content may be misformatted, offensive or inappropriate in nature.
Add Comment
114 comments
Tip: Sign up to see adult-rated questions.
Recently Answered
- You haven't answered any questions yet.
[deleted]
i'd love to ride jasmine's carpet!!!... btw way to take my idea
Nizar Tajdin
you win sir !!
publicmasturbator123
i'd like to ride both her carpets, if you know what i mean
Brandon
@publicmasturbator123 I think I know what you mean... ;) *Carpets become living animals; I ride them, wearing leather chaps, boots, and a 10-gallon hat, while Yakety Sax plays in the background*
Max
F**k you Cinderella
FinMagotti
I bet you all know where that carpet would end at...
sparklemeaw
Fuck this I'm gonna save China with Mulan
Destiny Garrison
You have no idea how hard I laughed after reading this.
Timothy Burdick
you sir, i like the way you think.
ynnctz
ikr
rando
jasmine was way hotter, and all you'd have to do to get with her is buy her from her dad.
James
Almost clicked agree until I got to the dad part. O_o
cerpintaxt
did anyone else consider that you'd be on a FLYING FUCKING CARPET? how is it even a debate... plus a hot Indian chick why not
Mister Snig
*Arabic
azizk
Arabian bro. Arabian nights mean Arabian babes.
maxy89c
And you'll be riding her magic carpet as well
Derek
Balls are romantic (har har har).
GoneFeral
A magic flying carpet ride can be even more romantic......unless you fall
sexy
@Derek I may be in love with you after that comment
Jasmine
Duuuuuude, We could talk about how were BOTH named Jasmine!! . . . . then fuck:D
.Mikayla.
Fucking Disney princesses because fuck logic.
dudepeel
I'd give Jasmine a magic carpet ride, alright.
Lord English
Like the Steppenwolf song.
Wraith
Jasmine was way more sexy, and you get to have a fucking flying carpet!
hendrxson
get back in the kitchen cindy!
DareDevilDillon
My gf's name is Jasmine so yeah...
Kyle Weaver
And she has a pet tiger, A PET TIGER
Kalmkrow
What did she do when she got to the ball? She gagged c;
blackman69
Fucking on the carpet yea nigga!!!!
Tiki
I would freak out if I was hundreds of feet in the air with only a rug keeping me aloft.
mike
If you know what I mean ;)
Llamamasta
Either way you take a pretty girl to the dance. The deciding factor for me was that at the end of the night with Jasmine, I still get to keep a magic carpet. With Cinderella, I get nothing.
FreakingLoser
You get her shoe.
fgim62
White chicks
Booda
I CAN SHOW YOU THE WOOOOORLD
Hellnaw
Magic carpet ride! Fuck Cinderella, does that bitch got a flying carpet, I didn't think so
Baiya
I dont want to have to look for a girl with a shoe.
Klocknov
Fuck Jasmine I just want that magic carpet! If she gets to annoying I would just push her off somewhere in the middle of the desert!
aditi
i'd push the little prissy off
Superluigi321
I don't want to do either of these really.
Bingaballo
Nobody likes you Cinderella!
Sabrina
A WHOLE NEW WORLD!
annoying pumpkin
Jasmine is hotter than Cinderella plus she has a flying carpet and if I can get the lamp from her boyfriend Aladdin I can just wish to tittyfuck with Kate Upton
Stefan
Jasmin is better looking
Ava
I hate jasmine she looks like a slut
pleaseimbeyonce
1st - sluts aren't defined by how they dress. 2nd, it's a cultural outfit, so you're saying a whole culture dresses slutty? Wow. Woooooowwwwwww.
wrathseed
I would blow up the ball room and remove the aristocracy. TERRORISM FTW
hank
I change my mind I know what the mean by "magic carpet ride" now
i luv taylor swift
I love Cinderella !!!!!!;)
John Webster
What did cinderella do when she got to the ball?
Alexander Adan Gutie
take a pasty white girl to the ball? no thanks
Gilsman
A hot Arab girl or plain white girl with pancake ass hmmm..........
pedro
Jasmine is also rich.
Priyanka Thundiyath
Fly or take a girl to a dance? Toughie.
Phyre
Cinderella's a whiny bitch.
Rob Taylor
Poor, low expectations, amazed by my affluence. 10/10 getting laid tonight
Nosfera2
I would be worried about falling off the carpet. It doesn't sound very secure.
Donkster
You could still take Cinderella to a secret place...if you know what I mean. But try that on a flying carpet!
rsander75
i would just bang her afterwards
Sleep
hell yea carpet ride. jasmine looks better anyway
Frezor
Because airplanes and danger are awesome.
Section
Fuck Cinderella
Chris Danger Bornmann
Are we assuming I speak Arabic?
Vin Shaw
I'd have s*x with her in private, instead of tieing someone's shoes to get married. Puts you are also an extreme parkorist.
xXkitkattXx
I chose jasmine im not into either.....
downloader
but i mean, cinderalla
Liam Hamilton
Gayest question ever
aditi
what if i'm a girl