You would get to be them and rule their kingdoms.
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hendrxson
first order of business: have brutus and the whole senate/council thing excecuted
Misael Jimenez
And get rid of those pesky NCR
SteveKobbs
It was said that Caesar was every woman's man . . . and every man's woman . . . .
Anog92
Long live the New California Republic!
Jessej1996
Second order of business; Be totally full of class.
josB
I STILL CANT CHOOSE OR
Tyler
i thought it was napoleon dynamite....
T.P.N
@SteveKobbs your comment made me go blue... and laugh.
Jasmine Cyrus
i wanna be napoleon dynamite!
atfinals
Uh, just be Napoleon and fucking STOP BEFORE RUSSIA. Or bring some goddamn jackets.
jhuyed
We should totally just stab Caesar!
Mimi
BRUTUS WAS JUST AS POPULAR AS CAESER!
Max_Steak
Rome supperior.
superagentp99
Dynamite? :D
Jamie
Like fuck would I choose to be FRENCH
Herrerarausaure
What's wrong with French people? I'm French. Where are you from?
TheGrandSlamwich
Whats wrong with French people?They helped us fight Britain for Independence.
AnotherFishyMuffin
Plus, Napoleon has a cooler name 8D
skyamethyst
vous êtes mechant et bête.
rubberlikewalrus
okay meeting adjurned........ whys every one angry............ where'd you get those knives............. fuck
luisaswim
E tu, Brutus?
bean35130
Aren't you supposed to be isolated on an island somewhere?
Gonthor
It is, "Etu Brutè."
Geist
Napoleon Dynamite nough said
Mitchell Guptill
I hope its Bonaparte and not Dynamite.
jedmunda
This is a no-brainer. It is a proven fact that Julius wasn't French.
Mimi
Because of Mean Girls...
Kieren Gunnell
Napoleon ruled half the world who wouldn't want to be him?
ribbonista
Ave, true to Caesar.
Levisdj
Julius is a girl...
AHuman
I'd be Napoleon and avoid Russia, keep my relatives out of other governments, and let Britain do as it wanted, and allow my subjects some say.
Clark Kent
fuck NCR Legion it is!!!
Max
Napoleon was an asshole
Mia
Ok I might get stabbed but don't forget Napoleon Bonaparte was dumb enough to plan a Russian invasion in winter and plus I get to meet cleopatra
Jake
Ehhhh... I don't even know what this stuff is. So I clicked red because it had 'Caesar' on it.
CancerTurtle
Julius Caeser wasn't an emperor. He was a dictator. Augustus was the first emperor of Rome. *shot*
Raekie
Get all the bitches!
Tomy Perez
Beware of the ides of march mother fuckers.
kller
Tome is bigger
Christo Sharp
I'd be boss at drawing ligers
Sweatherbee5
Ceasar got assassinated. Soo yea
Potatomaster
Julius Caeser was brutally murdered by the senat and his friends
James Lennon
napoleon dynamite B|
superagentp99
If only I could be Napoleon dynamite
cdawg
Napoleon was short with only 1 testicle, Julius had hundreds of sex slaves... Yeeeessss
MichaelS
I would never choose to be a Frenchman.
James Arntz
ET TU, FRICKIN BRUTUS!
Jacob Leavens
ETU BRUTE YOU STUPID FUCK
Interpretive_Relativity
Be a complete tool that gets killed by his friends, or one of the greatest and most beloved emperors of all time... Hmm.
FAGET
Lol Julius Caesar was loved moron. He was the leader of an empire bigger than anything France could ever hope to be.
jedmunda
loved him enough to exile him twice.
TobiasDominik
I'm already small and french, why not?
gemma
Napoleon liked his food a little too much..
Howl
This way I have two testicles!
SeaFoamMelon
CENTURIAN we shall wuhlease one Pwisaner!
Andrew
He got stabbed but at least he ruled Rome
matko97
Rome wasn`t a kingdom anymore when Julius Ceasar lived, but I`d rather be the most popular man in Rome, concquer all of Gaul and be stabed, than be exiled a couple of times and freeze my ass of in russia.
herpaderp
Napoleon had a hemroid
iamdrebbits
I like his stance. :)
catnads
I like his name more. Hahha
Alex Mora
He used to be a british stone
Knowledge Man
Well Caesar is murdered by his best friend while. Napoleon is banished after two failed invasions of Europe.
Eddy Savickas
Who wants to be stabbed 20 or more times instead the life in a mansion on a tropical Island
Chimpwagon
You guys seem to forget caesar was killed by his best buddies , and stabbed 23 times with a 2.5 foot sword ( actually a dagger but that's just code for big fuckin knife or little fuckin sword)
nigg
dont attack russia. cross the fucking channel and fuck the british. those cunts are so useless they cant even unite their own small island.
Divinity
why the fuck would i want to live in that dirty ass period where people literally shit almost everywhere plus i ruled half the world......FUCK YEAH
Gunsaretoyz
Alea iacta est bitches
Elizabeth Imi Copela
Just realised they don't mean napoleons dynamite