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Be Julius Caesar
You would get to be them and rule their kingdoms.
first order of business: have brutus and the whole senate/council thing excecuted
And get rid of those pesky NCR
It was said that Caesar was every woman's man . . . and every man's woman . . . .
Long live the New California Republic!
Second order of business; Be totally full of class.
I STILL CANT CHOOSE OR
i thought it was napoleon dynamite....
@SteveKobbs your comment made me go blue... and laugh.
i wanna be napoleon dynamite!
Uh, just be Napoleon and fucking STOP BEFORE RUSSIA. Or bring some goddamn jackets.
We should totally just stab Caesar!
BRUTUS WAS JUST AS POPULAR AS CAESER!
Like fuck would I choose to be FRENCH
What's wrong with French people? I'm French. Where are you from?
Whats wrong with French people?They helped us fight Britain for Independence.
Plus, Napoleon has a cooler name 8D
vous êtes mechant et bête.
okay meeting adjurned........ whys every one angry............ where'd you get those knives............. fuck
E tu, Brutus?
Aren't you supposed to be isolated on an island somewhere?
It is, "Etu Brutè."
Napoleon Dynamite nough said
I hope its Bonaparte and not Dynamite.
This is a no-brainer. It is a proven fact that Julius wasn't French.
Because of Mean Girls...
Napoleon ruled half the world who wouldn't want to be him?
Ave, true to Caesar.
Julius is a girl...
I'd be Napoleon and avoid Russia, keep my relatives out of other governments, and let Britain do as it wanted, and allow my subjects some say.
fuck NCR Legion it is!!!
Napoleon was an asshole
Ok I might get stabbed but don't forget Napoleon Bonaparte was dumb enough to plan a Russian invasion in winter and plus I get to meet cleopatra
Ehhhh... I don't even know what this stuff is. So I clicked red because it had 'Caesar' on it.
Julius Caeser wasn't an emperor. He was a dictator. Augustus was the first emperor of Rome.
Get all the bitches!
Beware of the ides of march mother fuckers.
Tome is bigger
I'd be boss at drawing ligers
Ceasar got assassinated. Soo yea
Julius Caeser was brutally murdered by the senat and his friends
napoleon dynamite B|
If only I could be Napoleon dynamite
Napoleon was short with only 1 testicle, Julius had hundreds of sex slaves... Yeeeessss
I would never choose to be a Frenchman.
ET TU, FRICKIN BRUTUS!
ETU BRUTE YOU STUPID FUCK
Be a complete tool that gets killed by his friends, or one of the greatest and most beloved emperors of all time... Hmm.
Lol Julius Caesar was loved moron. He was the leader of an empire bigger than anything France could ever hope to be.
loved him enough to exile him twice.
I'm already small and french, why not?
Napoleon liked his food a little too much..
This way I have two testicles!
CENTURIAN we shall wuhlease one Pwisaner!
He got stabbed but at least he ruled Rome
Rome wasn`t a kingdom anymore when Julius Ceasar lived, but I`d rather be the most popular man in Rome, concquer all of Gaul and be stabed, than be exiled a couple of times and freeze my ass of in russia.
Napoleon had a hemroid
I like his stance. :)
I like his name more. Hahha
He used to be a british stone
Well Caesar is murdered by his best friend while. Napoleon is banished after two failed invasions of Europe.
Who wants to be stabbed 20 or more times instead the life in a mansion on a tropical Island
You guys seem to forget caesar was killed by his best buddies , and stabbed 23 times with a 2.5 foot sword ( actually a dagger but that's just code for big fuckin knife or little fuckin sword)
dont attack russia. cross the fucking channel and fuck the british. those cunts are so useless they cant even unite their own small island.
why the fuck would i want to live in that dirty ass period where people literally shit almost everywhere plus i ruled half the world......FUCK YEAH
Alea iacta est bitches
Just realised they don't mean napoleons dynamite
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