The zombies are the fast kind seen in 28 Days Later or Left 4 Dead. The dragon can fly, breathe fire, and comes with a saddle. The gorillas are highly trained firearms experts and are also armed with assault rifles. In both cases, you have enough ammo to finish the job.
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Patrick
a dragon can fly above the zombies.
YourFather
Damn, you're right. Change answer
kony
but you dont know how to ride a dragon
Kendall Walls
but how effectively can you snipe with a crossbow
creve321
you don't have to, you got fire breathing dragon :/
Kevin S Burkhard
@kony you sit in the saddle and the dragon does the work.
Rickson Goncalves
attach explosive tipped rounds to cross-bow
Lili Phew
DANG IT but i can't do shit with a crossbow...
Lili Phew
I suck at handling it so UGH
Draven
>How effectively can you snipe with a crossbow? Crossbow = Original Sniper Rifle Cmon.
A-Game
but it could be a tiny pocket sized dragon
DragonXneoN
Zac Major
Didn't say the crossbow was a modern crossbow.... But yeah, I didn't see the saddle bit until after deciding :(
Twofor Joy Magpii
Also, a dragon has thick skin so wouldn't risk turning, can you imagine a gorrila being turned? fuck that shit, i'm outa here
Mason John
are these skyrim dragons, if so FUS RO DAH
cerpintaxt
this could have been the most difficult one to choose
Nick
how big is the dragon? It says it can fly so I assume I can ride it?
theTexan
Why is it difficult! It's a mother f***** dragon!!
Mydogbuddy007
M M M MONSTER KILL!!!
T.P.N
yeah you can ride dat dragon
XxxxBlack.Veil.BridesxxxX
Im going medevil on those zombie asses
napiern
best question ever
[deleted]
Skyrim... nuff said
mikey77
Odahviing!
SPeNCeYBoii
A: Its a freaking DRAGON! B: I am a BEAST with a crossbow (thank you black ops and friends in my neighbourhood :P) C:Dragons have thick scales. D: A dragon can shit out something the size of a zombie E: FIRE! F: It can fucking fly! and finally G: Its a freaking DRAGON!
David Bell
a and g are the same thing
Jake
Playing Black ops doesn't make you awesome with a crossbow asrehole
Jarrod
You had me at... "freaking DRAGON"
A Royal Muffin
@Jake He's being sarcastic idiot.
Nathan Matthew Bosch
thats a lot of crossbow you would use
DooDooButter
wtf would you do if the dragon got bitten... i would not want a zombie dragon chasing my ass.
weirdo
Dragons have tons of natural armor before you get to their actual skin. Plus it can fly anywhere, so how in the world is it going to get bit?
Franklin Chen
Dragons have really, really, REALLY thick scales. It would be like trying to bite through steel
Gringomiester
Hell yeah i'll make those zombies burn.
simon
Gorilla warfare, nuff said.
Velatus
Flamethrower + Transport = WIN!
Karl
I think the gorillas may get bitten, then turn on you... The dragon can deal death from a distance
ossmosse
But the gorillas are experts in firearms and they are strong enough to push/throw the zombies if they get to close
Chewsonthemove
Dragon has natural armor (massive scales of awesomeness) so he will probably never turn... also, you don't think a freaking DRAGON is strong enough to throw zombies away if they get too close?
Raptorsayshi
Gorillas 'cuz they can be trained, plus, i would put them something in their hand, like swords.
XcheerioX
it says they have ar's too in description
ZmanElete
What if your gorilla got bitten and infected OH KNOW YOU DIED! while my dragon is in the air drinking mountain dew!
sergiusalceanu
̶G̶u̶e̶r̶i̶l̶l̶a̶ Gorilla Warfare
Richardel Leang
@ZmanElete I know I chose the same thing you did, but whatever. Shelter and food might be hard for the dragon. Plus, more manpower on the gorilla's side, meaning they can help you and others. Dragons don't have hands.
Franklin Chen
Just because you're a strong gorilla with a gun doesn't mean you won't get bit
ato
fire breathing,flying dragon ... or three gorillas. Easy choice
Jarrod
Four gorillas hold down the fort and they can fight as well as biologically enhanced black ops
kokodilla
i mean a dragon would be cool but i could take out way more zombies with an ar
Thea T.
Dragons are epic!!!
IsNotShort
Now I am the true Dovahkiin, AND killing zombies. Too much fun.
Archeantus
of course I'm going to pick the option with the FREAKING DRAGON
NateTheGreat109
Call me the dovahkiin.
Waru Shi
Dragon easy haha I want to fly!
RedOrBlue
BURN BABY BURN!!! (P.S according to another question I am the human torch!)
IAMMOFOLICIOUS
A typical day in the life of a dovakin...
Zac Dyrbye
Why are you all assuming that the gorillas can be infected? Gorillas are insane once they get angry! Like having 4 hulks and an assault rifle... and it says alongside not on top of
Chuck Norris
What if the dragon somehow gets bitten... Oh crap...
Chuck Norris
What if the dragon somehow gets bitten... Oh crap...
Chuck Norris
Ima just ride a Skyrim dragon and FUS-RO-DA all the zombies :-)
Chuck Norris
Ima just ride a Skyrim dragon and FUS-RO-DA all the zombies :-)
Klasvich Zanres Knapp
They dragon would be more badass.
Jarred Drury
Its a freakin dragon! who wouldn't do that?
Jarred Drury
Its a freakin dragon! who wouldn't do that?
NerdyNekoNinja
Dragons are too mainstream !
verminfilth
the question says nothing regarding the dragon being trained. it merely states that it comes with a saddle (possibly not even attached). it's most likely that the dragon would fucking devour your ass before you could even attempt to mount it.
sscswimmer1
Use the gorillas as food for them as you run
Simon
Dragons can fry zombies. With a rifle you need headshots.
A Royal Muffin
This isn't black ops -_-
Derezzed
Your arguement is invalid.
Saxton Ale
KILL THEM WITH FIREEEE
Yusaburu
Aside from the obvious flying and fire breath, a dragon's scales would probably be too hard for zombies to bite through. I don't know about you guys but I don't think I feel like dealing with zombie gorillas.
halo66333
Dragon breathes fire done plus I suck with a gun
Meow
I change my mind...
Ami Maves
Easy. Dragon breathes fire. It'll do all the work for you.
adam
IM RIDING A DRAGON!!!!!!!!!
Jess Revesz
Cuz dragons are cool, that's why
Cthulhu
I chose JUST because I would get to see a dragon-
Stallone
Who comes up with this stuff?
PartyPanda
If zombies bite the gorillas then you have to deal with four raging zombified apes.
Luke
That was a very hard decision, both are awesome, but a fire-breathing, high-flying dragon? If that's the case there's no contest!
Lateralhades
Haha burn baby burn
Salvo53
The Dragon would breathe fire, fly real low and crush all the zombies :D
Salvo53
The Dragon would breathe fire, fly real low and crush all the zombies :D
Gunnar Riedlinger
amazing question but FUCKING FLYING takes my vote easily
Kit
I'll take the dragon. BURN BABY BURN