Both choices leading to the "same" state (you turn into a zombie/vampire OR you die in both cases)
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Brendan
The I could be a vampire and live forever rather then walk everywhere and stink like a zombie.
SAUCY SCOTSMAN
And if your whole brain was eaten by the zombie, you wouldn't turn into one, just die.
Anthony
But you would die in sun light NO SPARKLING
Freq-Sho
as long as I don't freakin' sparkle I'm up for immortality
Seth
to become a Vampire, you gotta get his blood into yours.
Nystro
@Anthony I would die before sparkling.
Autumn
@Anthony I would kill myself anyway
Bryce Shepherd
@Seth But when vampires drink your blood, they drink yours and replace it with their own.
jack
even if u live to roam a zombie the chance is your last sight will be a shotgun shell and your own blood spill in the cold endless night
XxxxBlack.Veil.BridesxxxX
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@Anthony Vampires just grow weak in the sun, and I can wear a hood.
FinMagotti
I do not agree with you Anthony! I am a vampire and i sparkle!
Kikira
Only if it's a non-queer non-Twilight vampire
coatman
Kinky
Da BloB
Not a twilight vampire though.. i wouldnt get through the shame
TheBeast14
Well i'm not a vampire but I feel like one, sometimes I sleep all day, because I hate the sun-li-ight, my hands are always shaking, body's always aching and the dark is when I feed, well I can lure any woman that I want to in my bed, with me! And whiskey seems to be my holy water, mothers better lock your doors and hide your daughters! This just felt neccisary! But for the zombies part: Well i'm not a zombie but I feel like one, today, self-induced comatose, chemical daze! My head is always spinning from this dizzy, blurry vision, and my stomach has had enough, I feel like a lady that is pregnant with a baby 'cause i'm always throwing up! :D Name the song that them 2 paragraphs are from and you deserve a gold star!
TheBeast14
Wow, it removed all spaces :/ Now it's just a block of text, you should still be able to read it!
Logan Brandson
I'm not a Vampire by Falling in Reverse :)
TheBeast14
Yep :D Love that song and band! And the old ETF with Ronnie!
overtherainbow
zombies are brainless, emotionless, and kind of just douche the world up. so i wouldnt wanna be one of them.
Ptess254
Coatman, you are a god, plus I could womanize twilight readers and then shoot them
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MarkTheGr8
I got plenty of blood, but only one brain. And some holes in my neck or hole in my skull? I think I know what is less painful. And I also like to use my brain for... ehrr.. what is it we use a brain for again?
WeirdPedo
Since I despise Twilight, I'm gonna guess that I don't sparkle, I live forever, my blood shakes bring all the guys to the coffin, and I can change into a bat. And no school, just sleeping in the day, out at night. Hell yes I'm a vampire.
mountaindewmachine
at least id have a consious mind
agrinningfox
But I'm only going to become a vampire if it's for real. None of that Cullen magic-fairy-dust sparkly stuff. Maybe like a Buffy vampire? Wouldn't mind having the face transformation, but the soul switch would be a little unsettling... Ooh! No! WoD vampire. I'll kill people with my angst.
Mikaela
One question though.. Twilight or Dacula vampire?
Sai Lunia Marvataj
Thats a succurey, which is a sub-species of succubus. Intercourse kills you from a succubus, as does lip contact.
Soleyman Anwari
what brain?
shadzzz441791
Just because I like neck-biting ._.
Savannah
Vampires are cuter than zombies soo..
Jordan Lawton
Vampires are nothing in comparison to the amount of mosquito bites i get in the summer
cronusthedestroyer
Don't vampires have sex with you while sucking blood?
[deleted]
I'd rather be a sexy vamp then have Milla shoot me in the head.
Shluff
Or maybe, just maybe, I could become a zombie vampire/vampire zombie
Oswin
I'd love to be a Twilight vampire, I mean, go outside and die or go outside and live? I'd know the answer. (By the way, if you read the books, you'd know that you wouldn't "sparkle" in rainy places when the sun hardly shines)
Neon lollipop
Damon salvator any day fuck being a zombie you'd be just a moving corps sexy vampire any day!
Neon lollipop
To become a vampire the vampire has to feed you their blood then you have to die then you have to drink human blood or you die.
Neon lollipop
Vampire i wouldn't want to be a dead person that walks around all day and eats brains!
paige
i would live with edward!
Sai Lunia Marvataj
You, off my browser.
Nynrahman
Vampires trump Zombies
Arajiane Asinas
Edward only sparkles because he's a daywalker. omg guys. -___-
blingboy77
First of all if a vampire sucks your blood u dont turn into 1 and they dont live forever
suryamp
being sparkly would be awesome
beccaBANDICOOT
This way I could still be alive... or at least undead.
Jessica Mijares
I would be more than happy to be bitten by Damon(Vampire Diaries) but if Edward even comes near be someone's gna get some blue balls...
CyborgKittenPoweh
rather live forever,just with the down of having to get a crapload of sunblock,then be a mindless zombie that gets shot in the head soon.
Nic Feild
I could live with being a Death Dealer. Killing Lycans and shit. Fuckin awesome life.
Idiocy
I'd be down with being a vampire. Sleep all day, up all night. I do that already. o: I WONDER IF ALL ANTISOCIAL INTERNET ADDICTS ARE REALLY JUST VAMPIRES ??
maxamiscodd
i would solumly enjoy it and i would turn into one win/win
Filipp Pöyhönen
Hahaaa, I don't have a brain, so take that, zombies! Though being a vampire would be so amazing...
Tessa
But only a real vampire, not one of those sparkly idiots.
Rof1 Waffl3
As long as i don't have to be in a twilight novel, sign me up for blue any day.
that.one.chick.
Eternal life.
FanBoyDee
Team Edward
jnell3
A vamp you would feel it where as a zombie you have no feeling in your brain.
Morgan Eckley
Actually, many legends agree that when a vampire bites you and sucks your blood, they basically release a sort of anesthetic into your system and it actually feels good. Plus, considering your brain is made up of a bunch of nerve endings, I'm pretty sure you'd feel it.
Liam
Well, at least I'm getting sucked.
Liam
Well, at least im getting sucked.
the dark jester
i'd bring the killing back to the vampire nature
halo66333
I'd love to be a vampire but if you we're a zombie u would be have no control
Vin Shaw
An excuse to stalk people
iamdrebbits
Brendan settles it.
Pr0cra5tiNation
If the type of vampire was like Marceline from Adventure time, it's vampires all the way.
MyOpinionIsRight
Zombies don't have free-will, but Vampires are awesome, not twilight
Curtis
I'd like to have the chance to say some last words like "yeah, suck me dry" or "take it all in you dirty bitch". Just one last smart ass comment.
TSDLoading
Only if i don't become a gay vampire, like Twilight