You would never be caught for telling a lie.
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Derek
But like, being able to tell when people are lying really impacts my day to day life very little. Nine times out of ten I really don't care if people are lying or not. But being able to get away with every lie I would ever need to tell? Priceless.
Mizzoulover
I mean you could go to a news station, tell everyone you are supposed to be the news anchor, and then tell everyone you are now the president.
shadowspartan10
And you could say yolo and swag gives you cancer/aids and it would stop the uprising of stupid
Andrew
LOL I like that idea shadwospartan and @derek it could affect you a lot because everyone you know could actually hate you and say they like you and so on and so on...
midori
"i'm batman" "OH SHIT YOU ARE!"
kyle coady
Just like the jedi mind trick, only i have better uses in mind. "I swear officer, I was given all of this gold by a leprechaun at the end of a rainbow, I'm not the guy who just robbed this bank." "Well then, Carry on"
Zaltys
"I am God."
PEN15
No more homework. just say your dog ate it
Max
"I can tell if your lying or not". Win.
nowhereman136
you can just lie after robbing a bank and say you didnt and get away with 300000$
Marco
Don't even need to rob them like that, just tell them they owe you 100 trillion dollars. :)
NinjaCat
Or you could become the greatest politician ever!
kyle coady
Please, Politicians already have that power!
Matthew
You would get away with the lie but not robbing a bank, it says you would get away with it not that people would believe you.
Autarctic
Knowledge is power and knowing the lies would be useful when i always know it and always know i know it!
Daniel Rivera
Rob a bank... "did you rob the bank"?? Nope... "ok have a nice day" You can live whatever life you want
Za'chary Westbrook
It'd also be depressing as hell.
mm777
being able to call a bluff in a poker game is nice
Smokey.Kat
LoL, Daniel
rarity the unicorn
parent: "of course i love you honey" me: "lying piece of crap!!!" ignorance is bliss
TheBIGbadTOE
It would also be good watching the presidential debates
Kburger
Try going on a date, when you know your date is lying it would be complete torture, and when your date won't know if your lying it would always end up well. Take your pick........
Khaled Fadel
Just cause you know they are lying doesn't mean you can prove it
nigg
yeah cept you are reactive to other people. this i can lie about anything and have it be true. "i swear i had more votes than obama" or im sure i had 100000000 dollars in my bank yesterday. reimburse me
Matthew
I'm gonna type the same comment I did on the last person that talked about robbing a bank. "You would get away with the lie but not robbing a bank, it says you would get away with it not that people would believe you.
Ptess254
Get caught by the police, I could say "I am not here right now officer. Also, you are dead and you are letting me free.
Sha5y
XD
Matthew
You would get away with the lie, but you wouldn't get away with anything else and just because you get away with the lie doesn't mean people believe you.
Iamright
WHAT?! have you guys ever seen "the invention of lying"? who the hell would take the "always know when people are lying"?? you could just "or you'll die" at the end of anything you say. "give me all your money or you'll die" or "give me straight A's or you'll die". I really don't think you people thought this one through...
Matthew
Oh god this is my fourth time typing this, you would get away with the lie but that doesn't mean people would believe it.
BloodyKnives
i'd never have to hand in another piece of homework ever again
Aweyeah
YEAH
Matthew
Oh god again, YOU WOULD GET AWAY WITH THE LIE THAT DOESN'T MEAN PEOPLE WOULD BELIEVE YOU
Tiki
You could make up the most ridiculous bullshit ever and people would have to believe you. It would be like "If you don't make me your leader, dinosaurs will eat your children." It would be awesome.
Matthew
Just talked about this like 5 times on other posts, you'd get away with the lie but that doesn't mean people would believe you.
Cruelparody
if i can always get away with lying i can just tell people if they don't tell me the truth they'll die, plus i can never get into trouble and it would be like having mind control powers
AROD2012
knowing when people lie isn't going to get you anything. If i could always get away with lying, I could have anything or be anyone. I be the president, If i say it, then everyone believes me.
Owl
Reading through the comments, I immediately regret my decision.
Matthew
Well you shouldn't, just because you get away with a lie doesn't mean people believe you.
GareBear
All of this money belongs to me. You have simply been horribly mistaken. Good bye, Mr. Gates.
Matt
There are a lot of things I don't want to know.
overtherainbow
Seriously!! That would be so awesome! You could do like... whatever the fuck you wanted!
Morgan Marie
good question
Olivebates
feggot
ILoveThisApp
Teacher: You have an F in this class! Me: Actually; I'm pretty sure I turned in this assignment, got an A on that test, and did ever fail to mention that you are the best and prettiest teacher I have ever known? Teacher: WOW YOU ARE SO RIGHT I BELIEVE YOU COMPLETELY AND I WILL CHANGE YOUR GRADE TO AN A NOW!!! And thank you for the complement ;)
Brandon
Ignorance is bliss.
Spiderpig 8D
sometimes it's better not knowing when someone's lying
Bailey
if you always get away with lying you could say "no you are lying. this is what you did/said/thought ect" and it would be true"
NinjaCat
Politics here I come!!!
Preston Granger
Always get away with lying? "Oh yeah, I won the lottery"
SaxMan
Soo.. yeah.. been to the moon 5 times and invented a time machine... Also had a tardis for a while but I got bored of it and gave it to some guy who calls himself "The doctor".. And bitch, don't believe your dumb friend.. I TOTALLY have a 10 feet cock.
kadenq
I could kill anyone that I want and know one would know hahahahaha
Matthew
I'm gonna just post this here now since I've already said this on like seven posts. Just because you get away with a lie doesn't mean people believe your lie. If you robbed a bank and then lied about it, you would get away with the lie but not get away for robbing the bank.
SirAwesomecake
My problem is, if I know someone is lying, that's not PROOF. Other people might not trust or believe me, and the whole power is waisted. If I can tell whatever kind of lie I want and people ALWAYS fall for it, I can rule the world. Just say something silly like it's rightfully yours and the fact that you ALWAYS get away with it means the planets yours.
Gabriel Albar
I answered "Have anything you say become true" in an earlier question. Blue it is
Tom
You can sort of tell when people are lying anyway..
Kevin Kirkpatrick
I don't think people who chose blue understand the implications of being able to get away with lying. It means people would have to believe whatever you said. You could go to the president and tell him you should be in charge and he would believe you.
PJ PJ
I messed up. I could have stole all the money in a bank and get away with it. /:
Matthew
No because you would get away with the lie but not robbing the bank. Getting away with something doesn't mean people believe you.
FavsCo
I'm already a REALLY good liar and I wouldn't do something stupid for someone to have a lie detection test on me. I'd rather want to get paid to be a lie-detector :D
Stolkmen
Always knowing when people are lying is actually a profession (like in Lie to Me). So I could make more money with that than I could with getting away with it. (At least a stable job)
Louis
You could tell people they have to give you all of their money or they'd die, and they would.
Bob
They'd die in both cases
Dominic
LIE TO ME!!!! Love that show!
ZuperZam
Watch: The invention of lying. Regret decision. Cry for a while.
Le Ignas
What if the red guy meets the blue guy? Mindfuck
Matthew Kroeger
"I own all of the money in this bank"
Zlaya Saint Luky
i can do crimes but when i get caught i say i didnt xD
McFert
By lying, do you mean repeating falsehoods, or intending to lie?
Moss Grande
For anyone who's seen "the invention of lying" this is a no brainer.
Nerdygamer
If that means your heartbeat wouldn't be affected by lying, then getting away with lying
Seven
Pressed the wrong button ._.
ChuckNorris
"Yes sir, this is a check for $1,000,000,000 for me!" :)
TheCoolNamedGuy
BEST POKER PLAYER IN THE WORLD!!!!
Tom Burgess
The man who invented lying.
Mich Chauv L
I always get away with lying so I only need the second one
Jake
If I always got away with lying I could use propaganda to change the world.
thearslan148
We're you in the girls shower peeking on them? Me:No LIKE A MOTHERFUCKING BOSS
thearslan148
We're you in the girls shower peeking on them? Me:No LIKE A MOTHERFUCKING BOSS
luuk
two words: stock trading
TonyReznov
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BigGayLawyer
Can't I be Sherlock Holmes and do both?
Xysten
Bullshit man!
Gumbojelly
You could steal all the stuff you want, say you didn't do it, and you'd be good.
Sage
I'd be able to get away with murder...