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Be a horse jockey
Be a NASCAR driver
"Look at my horse, my horse is amazing!"
Give it a lick! Mmm, tastes just like raisins!
have a stroke of its mane
it turns into a plane
and then it turns back again
when you tug on its winkie
eww that's dirty
do you think so?
Well I better not show you where
the lemonade is made
mmm - sweet lemonade
yeah sweet lemonade
get on my horse
I'll take you around the universe
and all the other places too
I think you'll find that the universe
pretty much covers everything
Shut up woman get on my horse!
Quinn ruined the fun....
said no one ever
what is that from
Nascar is for rednecks
Because if you watch NASCAR, all the drivers are rednecks....
thats why Global Hunt agreed with red
Yes, and obviously horses aren't.
I'd fuck the horse nigga
Left, left, left, right "OH CRAP! THERE IS A WALL THERE!" *Crash and burn*
Crash course in driving, literally.
I see what you did there.
cars > horses
Horses can be true bestfriends, they do cost money to take care of them but so does cars. Horses don't pollute air, but instead gives plants good nutrision.. So, think again.. Is it " cars > horses " anymore, is it?
Wow. NASCAR over something that get you more money and safety. Only 2 NASCAR drivers graduated college. Checkmate.
cars are better then horses. checkmate.
That's because they didn't go to college in the first place. They were so good at racing, they could make a living racing competitively.
I still want children
Horse jockeys have to weigh under 100 pounds fuck that shit
There's no way i would choose about 30mph over 200mph
Horse allergy :(
Tough, they are both very bad and embarrassing...
My lovely horse riding through the fielllllld.Father ted anyone?
Who would ride a horse when they can ride a half decent Chevrolet that has fast horsepower? Get it? "Horsepower" hahaHa
t here making another left turn!
They're both lame, but NASCAR is the lamest.
horse riding is a 'pain in the ass'
I think women would prefer a guy who can tame a majestic horse over a guy who goes left for hundreds of laps.
i think women prefer rich guy over short creeper with a horse
Horses aren't 'majestic', they're dumb, panicky animals that leave shit everywhere and get crippled by a stiff breeze. There's a reason why we stopped using them.
Being a cowboy maybe, but I don't think to many women would want a guy who is 5, 1' and 100 lbs. Jockeys are lame.
Ride Sarah Jessica Parker all night long ;D
Aren't horse jockeys constantly under strain to lose weight?
Yeah but nascar drivers are under constant strain to be rednecks so take your pick.
NASCAR drivers make millions of dollars and are famous. Horse jockeys are 5 ft tall and have no lives.
My horse, Cochise, would hate me for this. He's stubborn as they come, but he'd be awesome in a race!
I wanted to be a jockey...sadly led to an eating disorder :(
Like a sir.
If I had to be nascar driver forever, then no, hell no.
NASCAR does have right turns, and the tracks they race at are differently. I haven't seen horse racetracks with those characteristics. Then again, I haven't seen many horse racetracks.
ima gone be turning to the left!
A nascar won't toss you off and paralyze you from the waist down.
horses are cooler
Let's see, would you rather ride a horse in a big circle or drive a car in a big circle... Neither really, sounds pretty boring. I don't really like horses though.
YEAH NASCAR we gonna drive and turn left then me gonna turn left AGAIN
they dont allow 6foot guys to be horse jockeys so id have to pick that one that could happen if for some weird reason my life wanted to take a turn for the random
I cant become a nascar driver.
Im not poor and stupid.
MUHRIKA FUK YEH
Well this one was fairly easy.
I would lose I'm 6 foot you have to be hella short
They have fat asses
I do barrel racing on quarter horses thoroughbreds don't look so tough....
I luvvvvv horses so yea.
They're making another left turn, they're making another left turn, and guess what? THEY'RE MAKING ANOTHER LEFT TURN!
well an 6'2 jockey would look pretty stupid
they're takin' another left turn!
And I own other things than Nascar.
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