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YourFather
Kill a fake creature or a real one. Tough choice
Scarlet
IKR xD
SaintMagnus
If it turned out to be real, I would rather kill the dolphin.
Xavier Molina
The fact that your killing it means you found one. You killed. The only known living unicorn!
Mocha2007
I know, the answer is obviously to kill the real one.
Klayton
if you found one unicorn, that proves they exist. time to kill the rest...
Knives
So true XD
wartpig
my reasons are for the cause of ensuring no creature like it is born from it. extinct them nao
o0JustinMoore0o
Lol agreed
npod
But what if it was the only one alive
Max
I'm a Bronie.
Max
Bronie vs Bronicorns. Heeeellllllll yeahhhhhhh
shaszbotter
kill something so rare it is considerd fake or something pretty common
Juppez92
Meth. Not even once.
Jen
Unicorns existed millenniums ago. You will never find a living one to date. Don't kill the damn magical horse!!!!
GareBear
Assuming the unicorn actually exists... There are other dolphins.
Jhonson
Ya but you get an epic weapon from the horn, and magic clothes, if you skin it.
Sha5y
how can u kill a unicorn? O: im appalled!
brianne
It's a BELOVED dolphin. So like Barney or something, except a dolphin. Or killing ALL of the Wiggles, on their TV show.
Chautel Jackson
@Brianne, what do you think they did with the ORIGINAL Shamu? Gave him youth serum?? I think not! They replaced him with another miserable ass whale that looks just like him! Hell for all we know half of the Shamus could have been female.
Bboybren
@brianne Barney got fired for smoking weed lol I think it'd be okay if he died
Moonshine Bonanza
i bet the unicorn was an asshole anyway
Necro
I'm a brony I can't kill a unicorn.
Mr. Box
ooh, can I kill and skin you? Pleasepleasepleasepleasepleeeeeeease?
grider
I would kill it and scream: FUCK YOU AND YOUR DREAMS!
Grickel
I dunno, it just seems wrong to kill a dolphin
Alex Cogit
i would not only kill it i would gut it and eat its Intestines before i would kill the only living unicorn.
Thatnerdykid
I'm drinking it's blood Voldemort style.
Cayla Niko Johnson
I'd hang the viscous beast above my fire and tell my kin legends of the great hunt
alexandre
well, for it to be more fun, i would yell, YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO EXIST :D
Bailey Besett
Kill the unicorn? Pfftttt, Noah did that years ago, right before he left them to die in a flood.
Leyden Kelley
Guys, admit it: Twilight Sparkle doesn't exist.
Ruben Olivares
I wish she did. :(
apasquale
Idunno bout y'all but the kids hate you either way so might as well go big and kill the unicorn.
Collin
I would slay the dolphin with Excalibur, the holy sword, remove my helmet, closing my eyes and releasing my curly, blonde locks of hair to frolic in the breeze. Then I would warn the children that dolphins are much more intelligent than us humans, and tell them to keep a safe distance from all underwater mammals. Proceeding to leap onto my valiant horned steed, and ride off into the sunset, leaving the children, blood-spattered and confused, to their own devices before their parents return from the snack bar at sea world.
endlessPIE
Bitches it ain't real anyway :)
Emma
IT IS REAL
fluckyea
in this scenario it is
Chicken soup
IT IS NOW
weirdo
So real that it will kill you. Read RAMPANT by Diana Peterfreund.
monkeyman86
fuck you dolphin and fuck you whale!
Matty Moolon
The unicorn is secretly a Brony in a suit! ANNIHILATE IT!
Scott Hughes
I AM URGOT! SLAYER OF UNICORNS! BLARGALARGALARGA!
Erika Rose Prince
Unicorns, in mythology, were actually evil creatures. They LIKED stabbing people...
weirdo
Just like the unicorns in RAMPANT by Diana Peterfreund.
gwen
Dolphins.rape.people!
Erika Rose Prince
gwen... you are an idiot.
Con
Kill something that's not real.
Sabre Blade
Drink that silvery shit and become immortal.
UrbanGrey
I will drink it's blood and absorb it's awesome power!
TardytheTurtle
a unicorn is just something with one horn, like a goat, they won't cry as much from a goat dying as a dolphin
TristenB
They finally find a real unicorn and you just go ahead and kill it?
weirdo
Yeah, cause it's a freakin' murderer. Read RAMPANT by Diana Peterfreund.
W!ND0L!CK3R
www.insolitology.com/guid...olphin.htm in case anyone was wondering
jaml96
no! the unicorns are faboulous!
Max_Steak
Gotta get them magical horns, yo.
Charlie Weesgaard Pr
I'd rip the horn out of the unicorns head and stab the dolphin... I dont get why some people call me crazy.
Jade
its just a horse with a strapon
Brett Boutwell
I laughed immediately so i had to pick it.
youat2inthemorning
THEN I'D DRINK ITS BLOOD MUAHAHHAHA
Sean Dawson
He shot you down *bang bang* you hit the ground *bang bang* Alduin shot you down.
herpaderp
they don't exist
Dakota
Fucking hate dolphins.
Destiny Robinson
Why would you kill a unicorn!? D:< first off, theyre awesome. Second, do you know how much people would pay to see this rare creature!?!
Leyden Kelley
Well, if you pay attention to the wording, you'll see that the dolphin in beloved amongst the children. The unicorn? Probably less so.
NerdyNekoNinja
Unicorns don't exist...
Vernificent
Unicorns are obviously rare... so I'd rather kill a dolphin n trick the children that it was another one. :/
Christian
So rare that they don't actually exist.
Crissy
Dinosaurs aren't real anyway
Crissy
WHY DID I SAY DINOSAURS. Unicorns. Fuck. Shoot me now.
Chewsonthemove
That can be arranged... hehehehehehahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
joe
Kill the unicorn and drink its blood for immortality
linkin_park55
Dolphins are cute sea creatures that might be in your can of tuna. Fishermen are using the wrong fishing net and dolphins are. Being killed and captured. I dont have the heart to kill one. Unicorns are non living creatures, and if i killed the last one, i would take a picture first, then be known as the Unicorn hunter. HMMM TOUGH CHOICE
Nicholas Howland
Prepare to die blueblood.
StormTG
Can't we do a group execution? Old Yeller the Unicorn and club the dolphin like a baby seal.
matthew
kill a creature that goes around in the forest murdering faeries and animals for fun, or kill a sea creature that rapes humans, and is the only creature other than humans that have sex besides for procreation... I'm killing the dolphin. I'd kill the dolphin with the unicorn.
mrchrispy5
I hate children
KamJam
Meh. Just take it's horn and you'd either be rich or famous.
Jasonicca Mei
If you kill a dolphin you will have a bad reputation
Kyle Chainey
Imagine how badass killing a unicorn would be..
Leea
If I find a unicorn, I'm not gonna kill it!
adam
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qu-3oLAwEaI
CitricAcid
and with its horn i will be a a god
Ihopethesequestionsdontcometrue
Assuming unicorns are real, I'd prefer to kill neither. Dolphins are pretty smart, but unicorns are well, amazing? This one was tough. Honestly only voted to see the percentage of votes.
Shrapnel
You must kill the unicorn to harness its powers!!!
Laura&n
I'd drink the Unicorn blood like voldemort.