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kill a unicorn in front of thousands of children
kill a beloved dolphin in front of thousands of children
Kill a fake creature or a real one. Tough choice
If it turned out to be real, I would rather kill the dolphin.
The fact that your killing it means you found one. You killed. The only known living unicorn!
I know, the answer is obviously to kill the real one.
if you found one unicorn, that proves they exist. time to kill the rest...
So true XD
my reasons are for the cause of ensuring no creature like it is born from it. extinct them nao
But what if it was the only one alive
I'm a Bronie.
Bronie vs Bronicorns. Heeeellllllll yeahhhhhhh
kill something so rare it is considerd fake or something pretty common
Meth. Not even once.
Unicorns existed millenniums ago. You will never find a living one to date. Don't kill the damn magical horse!!!!
Assuming the unicorn actually exists... There are other dolphins.
Ya but you get an epic weapon from the horn, and magic clothes, if you skin it.
how can u kill a unicorn? O: im appalled!
It's a BELOVED dolphin. So like Barney or something, except a dolphin. Or killing ALL of the Wiggles, on their TV show.
@Brianne, what do you think they did with the ORIGINAL Shamu? Gave him youth serum?? I think not! They replaced him with another miserable ass whale that looks just like him! Hell for all we know half of the Shamus could have been female.
@brianne Barney got fired for smoking weed lol I think it'd be okay if he died
i bet the unicorn was an asshole anyway
I'm a brony I can't kill a unicorn.
ooh, can I kill and skin you? Pleasepleasepleasepleasepleeeeeeease?
I would kill it and scream: FUCK YOU AND YOUR DREAMS!
I dunno, it just seems wrong to kill a dolphin
i would not only kill it i would gut it and eat its Intestines before i would kill the only living unicorn.
I'm drinking it's blood Voldemort style.
I'd hang the viscous beast above my fire and tell my kin legends of the great hunt
well, for it to be more fun, i would yell, YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO EXIST :D
Kill the unicorn? Pfftttt, Noah did that years ago, right before he left them to die in a flood.
Guys, admit it: Twilight Sparkle doesn't exist.
I wish she did. :(
Idunno bout y'all but the kids hate you either way so might as well go big and kill the unicorn.
I would slay the dolphin with Excalibur, the holy sword, remove my helmet, closing my eyes and releasing my curly, blonde locks of hair to frolic in the breeze. Then I would warn the children that dolphins are much more intelligent than us humans, and tell them to keep a safe distance from all underwater mammals. Proceeding to leap onto my valiant horned steed, and ride off into the sunset, leaving the children, blood-spattered and confused, to their own devices before their parents return from the snack bar at sea world.
Bitches it ain't real anyway :)
IT IS REAL
in this scenario it is
IT IS NOW
So real that it will kill you. Read RAMPANT by Diana Peterfreund.
fuck you dolphin and fuck you whale!
The unicorn is secretly a Brony in a suit! ANNIHILATE IT!
I AM URGOT! SLAYER OF UNICORNS! BLARGALARGALARGA!
Unicorns, in mythology, were actually evil creatures. They LIKED stabbing people...
Just like the unicorns in RAMPANT by Diana Peterfreund.
gwen... you are an idiot.
Kill something that's not real.
Drink that silvery shit and become immortal.
I will drink it's blood and absorb it's awesome power!
a unicorn is just something with one horn, like a goat, they won't cry as much from a goat dying as a dolphin
They finally find a real unicorn and you just go ahead and kill it?
Yeah, cause it's a freakin' murderer. Read RAMPANT by Diana Peterfreund.
www.insolitology.com/guid...olphin.htm in case anyone was wondering
no! the unicorns are faboulous!
Gotta get them magical horns, yo.
I'd rip the horn out of the unicorns head and stab the dolphin...
I dont get why some people call me crazy.
its just a horse with a strapon
I laughed immediately so i had to pick it.
THEN I'D DRINK ITS BLOOD MUAHAHHAHA
He shot you down *bang bang* you hit the ground *bang bang* Alduin shot you down.
they don't exist
Fucking hate dolphins.
Why would you kill a unicorn!? D:< first off, theyre awesome. Second, do you know how much people would pay to see this rare creature!?!
Well, if you pay attention to the wording, you'll see that the dolphin in beloved amongst the children. The unicorn? Probably less so.
Unicorns don't exist...
Unicorns are obviously rare... so I'd rather kill a dolphin n trick the children that it was another one. :/
So rare that they don't actually exist.
Dinosaurs aren't real anyway
WHY DID I SAY DINOSAURS. Unicorns. Fuck. Shoot me now.
That can be arranged... hehehehehehahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Kill the unicorn and drink its blood for immortality
Dolphins are cute sea creatures that might be in your can of tuna. Fishermen are using the wrong fishing net and dolphins are. Being killed and captured. I dont have the heart to kill one. Unicorns are non living creatures, and if i killed the last one, i would take a picture first, then be known as the Unicorn hunter. HMMM TOUGH CHOICE
Prepare to die blueblood.
Can't we do a group execution? Old Yeller the Unicorn and club the dolphin like a baby seal.
kill a creature that goes around in the forest murdering faeries and animals for fun, or kill a sea creature that rapes humans, and is the only creature other than humans that have sex besides for procreation... I'm killing the dolphin. I'd kill the dolphin with the unicorn.
I hate children
Meh. Just take it's horn and you'd either be rich or famous.
If you kill a dolphin you will have a bad reputation
Imagine how badass killing a unicorn would be..
If I find a unicorn, I'm not gonna kill it!
and with its horn i will be a a god
Assuming unicorns are real, I'd prefer to kill neither. Dolphins are pretty smart, but unicorns are well, amazing? This one was tough. Honestly only voted to see the percentage of votes.
You must kill the unicorn to harness its powers!!!
I'd drink the Unicorn blood like voldemort.
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