Public speaking isn't even that scary. It would be if I was giving a speech on a controversial topic and people would hate me for it, but I would just be like "Oh hey, guys."
Speeches are scripted.
I fear both immensely, but I figure that I will more quickly recover from vomiting in from of the nation and giving a speech than the intense mental trauma of spiders. In my BED.
SunnyBones
Finally the whole country has the chance to hear what i have to say?? Hell yeah!
projects8an
"Hey guys... So this one time I was watching a movie and...."
MsEmizzleFizzle
Tarantulas won't actually bite you. And most people would hate what I have to say.
Michael Swindell
Just the fact that there moving and spiders would creep me out.
DrCrazyFishMan1
man up
wavymouth
tell them darien lake needs a drop tower ride and say everything else you want to say.
wonderbung
Tarantulas are kind of cuddly. I can't stand public speaking.
jwroth12
fuck you.
DrCrazyFishMan1
man up
cheylabob
I wouldn't be able to sleep if I was getting tickled by little tarantula legs
Mummer16
doesn't have to me a big good speech... could just say "FUCK Y'ALL I'M DONE!"
zolbux96
Yeah totally !!
shneik137
I could badmouth the people I don't like to the entire nation! And I don't like a LOT of people.
firehawk2324
Public speaking is a piece of cake for me.
thestralpixie
Public speaking isn't even that scary. It would be if I was giving a speech on a controversial topic and people would hate me for it, but I would just be like "Oh hey, guys."
MichaelsProp
I usually have a lot to say when I'm just around friends. I'd love to say something so that EVERYONE can hear.
ekobor
Speeches are scripted. I fear both immensely, but I figure that I will more quickly recover from vomiting in from of the nation and giving a speech than the intense mental trauma of spiders. In my BED.
Kritz29
Public Speaking is awesome! Just be cool!
allan
my speech fuck all of u suck my cock our gov is currupt 9/11 was an inside job jesus was black dis somo bull sheeat
Abby
The more people there are the less scary it is. So the whole nation? I can dig it.
Yuffles
Not even a contest. I would make a humorous speech criticizing society.
mindfreakz
ive always wanted a pet tarantula
lexi
this sounds like a dream come true! im in nno way scared of public speaking, thats stupid
SnakeBite
Is this even a question?
Sammy Erickson
ABSOLUTELY NOT. I would rather do ANYTHING other than that. it's literally my biggest fear coming true.
Catherine
How can you even.... these aren't even comparable!
LoyalJoker
I have something I want to tell this country, anyway.
Joseph D Vondross
I already sleep with tarantulas
Joshua Gallagher
Arachnophobia, fuck that shit.