A matter of fearing public speaking or fearing spiders.
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SunnyBones
Finally the whole country has the chance to hear what i have to say?? Hell yeah!
UnholyGuacamole
"You have all lost the game. Legalize pot, that is all."
Minkzx
@Unholy Trololo, you finalized my decision!
TSOPER
i just fear public speaking more than harmless spiders.
Slayerx1779
"Okay, America, here is my list. Try to determine the next course of action to these people: Justin Bieber, Rebecca Black, Nicki Minaj..."
William
@TSOPER They're all Black Widows. Good luck.
Runescape
@William Black Widows aren't tarantulas.
Scorpion
@Runescape, No, he is changing what the spider is. Personally, I fear neither, and would rather be able to read off my list of people who can go fuck themselves.
U mad bro?
@TSOPER who says there harmless???
midori
i'll whisper EVERYTHING
Brendan Rasenberger
I JUST answered "have no spiders and all other insect population go up" or "spiders but P more of them"... then I come to this question... thanks rather... thanks
Crazy_Stan
testing 1 2 3 can you hear me? i guess. FUCK YOU ALL! that was all i wanted 2 say now fuck of
XxxxBlack.Veil.BridesxxxX
wait i change my mind.. it didnt say that i had to sleep in the bed.. and it didnt say they had to be alive (just in case they find me)
Maximumpainboy
"Let's illegalize spiders so that red people can sleep peacefully."
halo66333
My speech everyone this is no way of giving freedom to u im gonna kill your mum and dad
Shaco Clone
William it says tarantulas if it is black widows i would be blue but i want a tarantula as a pet
projects8an
"Hey guys... So this one time I was watching a movie and...."
G-ette
"... the titanic sunk. That's all!"
Mummer16
doesn't have to me a big good speech... could just say "FUCK Y'ALL I'M DONE!"
Danielle
By the definition of a speech ("a formal address or discourse delivered to an audience"), no, that doesn't count.
Nick DaBombDiggity
if ur giving a speech to the nation, ur probably like the president or something like that, so honestly u can say wtf u wanna say but if u say it in a British accent, it sounds more formal so yeah FUCK YALL IM DONE!
Michael Anthony Williams
@Danielle Is that what they taught you in your communications class in community college? PS your face looks like a fuckin Jane Fonda workout tape. FUCK YALL I'M BLUE
MsEmizzleFizzle
Tarantulas won't actually bite you. And most people would hate what I have to say.
Michael Swindell
Just the fact that there moving and spiders would creep me out.
DrCrazyFishMan1
man up
ItzJohnDoe
Who cares, say something patriotic, but not overbearing. Whoever objects to that is a fucking moron and will be hated by everyone in turn.
SmallTownOfGods
Yes but they will shoot their hairs when threatened
Lebron
What if u role over and crush 1!!!! DID U THINK BOUT DAT!!!!!
Adam Kakos
Tarantulas don't KILL you. But they most certainly do bite you. And it's very painful
anelreal
Yes but if you do one, just one thing wrong, they will be up in yo' face!
TheTank
SURTAIN kinds of tarantulas dont bite, but some kinds can definitely cause you a lot of harm
Óli
THEY TOUCH YOU THEY KILL YOU
wonderbung
Tarantulas are kind of cuddly. I can't stand public speaking.
jwroth12
fuck you.
DrCrazyFishMan1
man up
Nick
Attention fellow citizens, testicles.
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@DrCrazyFishman1 Why are you telling others to man up?? You also chose to speak in public rather than sleep with Tarantulas.
Brennen Fisher
tarantulas are the only spider i can tolerate but i would be creeped out with a bunch of them on my bed.
Óli
THEY TOUCH YOU THEY KILL YOU
Óli
THEY TOUCH YOU THEY KILL YOU
Joseph D Vondross
I already sleep with tarantulas
Laust17
Not sure if badass or creepy guy
Capps
I'm going to say both.
JediChick238
Agreed Capps, agreed. Btw I HATE speeches but I also HATE spiders!
KageMaru
I would talk about the greatest poop i have ever taken.....
Marmadukes
Not even a contest. I would make a humorous speech criticizing society.
allan
my speech fuck all of u suck my cock our gov is currupt 9/11 was an inside job jesus was black dis somo bull sheeat
Nick DaBombDiggity
fagggggggggggggggg
Laruex
An inside job? Really?
ThugLife
Amen
Da Br0wn kidz
Alright people I hate: fuck u all and go to hell. Thank u very much
Da Br0wn kidz
What time is it, it's game time citizens
mindfreakz
ive always wanted a pet tarantula
ekobor
Speeches are scripted. I fear both immensely, but I figure that I will more quickly recover from vomiting in from of the nation and giving a speech than the intense mental trauma of spiders. In my BED.
shneik137
I could badmouth the people I don't like to the entire nation! And I don't like a LOT of people.
Toni Everlasting Hou
I clicked, tarantulas on accident -___-
qwert
i would have gone with rip part of my own skin off over terantulas
Nick Poole
Im about ready to drop my pipe bomb cause im a cult of personality haha time to roast the nation
Eric Page
I would cut my toes, ears, and fingers off before sleeping in the same room as a tarantula
Catherine
How can you even.... these aren't even comparable!
Diddly
I live in Australia... I have spiders in my bed all the time.
Nick DaBombDiggity
ikr?
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Is this even a question?
Abby
The more people there are the less scary it is. So the whole nation? I can dig it.
Ahmed Knowsyoureadingmyname Gu
This. Is. Suicide. Who on earth would want to sleep with tarantulas?! 35,390 idiots do lol
cheylabob
I wouldn't be able to sleep if I was getting tickled by little tarantula legs
heythere
It doesn't say that I can't have it in some kind of a cage or anything. It just says on the bed..
Khaled Fadel
Horrible public speaking problems:(
nonni15
as a president i do not have sleep with tarantulas
joshsmith
Rong one!
Jerry
i feel sorry for the reds
Charles Manson
do they put the tarantulas after you go to bed? Because if that's the case, i'm safe
Yukira
Meow meow, meowmeow meowmeow...MEOW!!! *steps down*
christine
i would probably die if i even saw a tarantula
ScottQB4
What the hell kind of question is this?
Dragneel
I'd just talk about some random stuff anyway, i hate spiders.
CyborgKittenPoweh
stage fright,and i love the cute lil furry spidies. ah forget it i wish i clicked blue... "Now,random people,lets start with the horrible singers of the world. lets see.. Justin Beiber..."
Rice Rodriguez
Tarantulas pretty much leave you alone if you leave them alone.
chancethatdude
You're asleep bro, you roll over freak the spider out, you're screwed.
Silenzioso
"So this one time I was fapping and I got kidnapped by terrorists."
Minecraftisphun
I AM THE 7%
Diddly
why only 7% on tarantulas? they are so cute
Emily
I am soooo scared of spiders, however I'm and actress so I'm not scared to speak in front of people at all... Easy pick for me!!:D
Mossy
I fear both, but I don't fucking care if I slip up in my speech, so long as it means I can avoid tarantulas..
Jaxquel Deyran Delacruz
I already sleeps with those.
Anon
Attention citizens… I COMMAND YOU TO GET RID OF THE GAYS.
Nic Feild
-.- Not funny. Any you better say that was a joke. Because if it wasn't, I've got a chainsaw with GPS directions to the middle of your neck.
Fullitenhund
Mine would be "I like trains" over and over.
Fullitenhund
Also, I hate Westboro Baptist Church.
Anonymous
Giving a speech to the whole nation would actually be pretty cool. Sleeping with tarantulas on the other hand...
Chewsonthemove
even though tarantulas aren't poisonous or even very aggressive, I would love to have my opinions heard.
shawoltae
No way, I hate spiders. I'd rather make (shitty) speech than sleep with spiders in my bed. *shudders*
ismichi
HELLO NATION
Morgan Marie
i CANNOT stand spiders. omg i would die of a heart attack
Blade Master
Give a speech to the world so that they will know what i will say
pstaley
Tarantulas are friendly you dumbasses