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MMM_DATS_TENDER
id suck his nuts but he will ow ,me his life
sean
hahahahha your name and the the question :DDD
Ryan Prasetyo-Li
Lmao, sean.
Jared
Messed up
Dragonite
I'd just do it. My friend's life is at stake.
Brendan Rasenberger
If its my BEST friend? Yeah I wood do it, bud rly reluc-tent-lee
bleh
Your username...along with that comment...wow
conor
why cant he suck his own fucking ball sack
Jason Ramirez
Dude almost no one is that flexible
T.P.N
no man is that flexible if he got balls in the first place
Malicious Fingers
Y'all niggas better suck my balls when i'mma die
Cave Johnson
dayum dawg, you gay!
HuntertheNinja7766
THE NAME
HuntertheNinja7766
THE NAME
LazyPanda
Best friend is a girl. I win.
Silens
You lucky bastard.
Ze Frenchman
Well than she has nuts.
KiraraMunashii
Friend zoned.
horsepower3721
Technically you aren't supposed to try to suck the venom out or it could worsen the situation. Just call 911 and make sure he doesn't, erm... Lift his balls
setrakakan
I know you're not supposed to, but I figured this question was under the assumption it would save him regardless.
Dylan
only if survival is guaranteed
SHIVAM
Done that without the poison. Hehe
Jessica
Being that I'm a straight female the question gets a little easier for me. Though I know in real life sucking the venom out would not be a good idea.
A Blind Moron
Gotta take one for the team
Phillip
You can't suck the venom out and save his life
Morgan Strachan
Well I am a girl
Morgan Strachan
Well I am a girl
Serj
Being bisexual is definitely a good thing in this situation
AtheistPanda
Sucking out the venom could be counterproductive anyway.
Lazer
sucking out venom doesn't work like in movies
Matthew
My best friend is a female :P
Gabriel
Well to the fact that "sucking" the venom doesn't works, I'll go with getting him safe
Dudeishca7
My best friend is a girl.. I'm in.
Rob Cohn
Ummm.... Your girlfriend had a nut sack??
zrayz0123
If i were a girl i would
zrayz0123
If i were a girl i would
ieatyoursandwiches
I would only suck the nuts to save his life if it didn't end up poisoning me.
ColeYote
Blue probably wouldn't work anyway.
Brendan
It is impossible to suck the venom out. Try ducking out your blood out of a cut. Ya, doesn't work does it?
Brendan
It is impossible to suck the venom out. Try ducking out your blood out of a cut. Ya, doesn't work does it?
little lad
Sucking the venom out gets little out, and poisons you. So you're both poisoned AND you've just sucked his balls...
Kalen James Bourdon
Well considering the fact that sucking out venom doesn't actually work..........
Kalen James Bourdon
Well considering the fact that sucking out venom doesn't actually work..........
Kalen James Bourdon
Well considering the fact that sucking out venom doesn't actually work..........
Flanberry
" man I love ya but I'm not going to suck your balls end of story"
Austin2050
Blue wouldn't even cross my mind.
Mason
Why would u ask this!?
B.K
Best friend's a girl i win
Serj
Being bisexual is definitely a good thing in this situation
me2
I would just stand there an laugh my ass off
Luna
I dunno my best friend is a girl
Noah
Technically, it has been proven that you cannot suck the snake venom out of a snake bite
Konev13
If i was a girl, i would choose blue, its just oral...
Rob Karmic
sucking venom out doesn't do jack shit it takes around 32 seconds for blood to go through your system so unless you're face was on his nuts when he got bit he's sol and you'll just have to get him help
KayteeAnn
Juuuust saying. ;)
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The sucking the venom out thing is a myth. I pity all who picked blue.
emilyfotop
I have no friends that are boys :)
wysoaid
I'd think it was a joke.
wysoaid
I'd think it was a joke.
Xifihas
Well if it's poisonous then it doesn't matter, he'll be fine. Now if it were VENOMOUS then we would have a problem.
Efeshi
seriously how homophobe re you people!? could you really live with knowing that you could've saved your best friend and you didn't?
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Except the sucking the venom out thing is a completely false.
farfromahero
Seeing as you can't really suck the venom out, and the only logical this to do is apply a tourniquet to the affected area... I'd just get him to a medical facility very quickly.
Loopholefag
You can't suck out all the venom, and you will just get venom in your mouth and get problems as well.
shmokeabowl1216
Venom isn't harmful if received orally.
lisbeth
Does sucking out venom even work? I always thought that was a myth...
S74337S741D3R
It is
zrayz0123
If i were a girl i would