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be captured by a wild tribe in the jungles
be captured by pirates at sea
i think you have a higher chance of surviving if you got captured by pirates and then(optional) i can also be a pirate!!!
if nothing else better chance to even just be able to talk with them
and if they make you walk the plank, you could do a flip!
if only real-life pirates were like they are from shows like One-Piece
wild jungle tribe? that has to be Africa and i dont want to get 10 diseases and then be eaten
If you're a female you'd be raped and enslaved either way.
They could make you walk the plank.
pirates are a lot more lonely... they generally have more women in their tribes than on ships at sea as they are considered bad luck. i would prefer to not be anally raped thank you very much.
What's wrong with rape?
Far cry 3 anyone?
Damn, clicked the wrong thing. Anyway, as Pastafarian I believe Pirates are holy, if I told them I worshiped the Flying Spaghetti Monster they'd probably let me go.
could you inform me what religion have a flying spaghetti monster?
^^ pastafarianism. It's a parody religion made up by atheists as a piss take to other religons. lmgtfy.com/?q=flying+spaghetti+monster
All hail the FSM!
Sod it I am believing the bloody Flying Spaghetti Monster then! (I am a sort of Agnostic)
His Noodliness is no joke, have no doubt, He is real.
YAR HAR, FIDDLE DEE DEE! BEING A PIRATE IS ALRIGHT TO BE!
Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me!
YARR HARR FIDDLE-DEEDEE! BEIN' A PIRATE IS ALL RIGHT WITH ME! DO WHAT YOU WANT CUS' A PIRATE IS FREE! YOU ARE A PIRATE!!!
:D :D :D i remember that xD
You could escape. If captured by pirates, you'd have nowhere to go but with the fishes.
You would have trouble surviving in the jungle.
Pirates usually only kidnapped people if they were out for a ransom. So you'd actually have a very good chance of not dying. Plus, being kidnapped in the first place would've meant you were important or rich enough that somebody was willing to pay a ransom for you.
That's why I picked jungle tribe
Cannibalism, they would eat you before you could escape.
I'd Probably join them...lol
I'd probably join the wild tribe.
The awkward moment when I remember that I'm going to the Amazon this summer
i watching pirate of the carrabien :D
GAIS HE SED PENIS
Far Cry 3. 'Nuff Said.
far cry 3?
pirates have larger weapons so i think i'll go with a first world tribe with spears than people wityh rocket launchers
Whether spears or rocket launchers you're probably dead meat unless you have something to fight back with
You may have a small chance of meeting Captain Jack Sparrow.
Pirates are fun!
How do you know the pirates won't butt rape you because there is nothing else to have sex with?
Pirates weren't like they're in the movies. Unless you mean Somalian pirates?
..And I'll fall in love with captain Jack Sparrow
no will turner!!!!
amaze the primitive tribe with my lighter and boil in the bag rise then run
Well the tribe might know the jungle pretty
Like... Blackbeard-esque pirates? Or those Somali motherfuckers?
I hope it's Johnny Depp.
Pirates were usually a lot nicer than history made them out to be. They would just take all your stuff. If you surrendered they rarely killed you..
Jar of dirt
Just call me haytham kenway an assassin trained by pirates...
I'd be rather captured by a wild tribe, then show them the modern technology and things they have never seen before. They would make me their king!
So... Get eaten or get raped( if of course you're female, but who knows )
Hmm have a chance of being thrown in a volcano or get eaten by sharks no matter what. I will take my chances.
At least Pirates are mostly white.
Think about it, You would want to be anally inserted by dirty ass pirates?
those tribe people are gonna fucking eat me XD
You realize the pirates we're talking about are probably Somali pirates, right?
I WILL JOIN THEM
hold up...Somalian or Caribbean pirates?
poontah, enough said
Johnny Depp made this decision for me.
SWAB THE DECK, GONNA SWAB THE DECK!
Work towards befriending the tribe, and get accepted as one of them... Tribal women... mmmm....
Lmao I have thalassophobia so this one was easy
Lower chance that the pirates are cannibals.
I don't want poontah. (Youtube it if you dont know)
Less likely to be eaten alive by a pritate
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