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Khleir Jane
i think you have a higher chance of surviving if you got captured by pirates and then(optional) i can also be a pirate!!!
Freq-Sho
if nothing else better chance to even just be able to talk with them
lonewolf
and if they make you walk the plank, you could do a flip!
Xarlot
if only real-life pirates were like they are from shows like One-Piece
rarity the unicorn
wild jungle tribe? that has to be Africa and i dont want to get 10 diseases and then be eaten
Tobias Schulte
If you're a female you'd be raped and enslaved either way.
snapbacksandtattoos
They could make you walk the plank.
Jeremy Ritchie
pirates are a lot more lonely... they generally have more women in their tribes than on ships at sea as they are considered bad luck. i would prefer to not be anally raped thank you very much.
Trollileo
What's wrong with rape?
ChaosPowerCP
Far cry 3 anyone?
xereeto
Damn, clicked the wrong thing. Anyway, as Pastafarian I believe Pirates are holy, if I told them I worshiped the Flying Spaghetti Monster they'd probably let me go.
lonewolf
could you inform me what religion have a flying spaghetti monster?
xereeto
^^ pastafarianism. It's a parody religion made up by atheists as a piss take to other religons. lmgtfy.com/?q=flying+spaghetti+monster
Lambusy
All hail the FSM!
Em J
Sod it I am believing the bloody Flying Spaghetti Monster then! (I am a sort of Agnostic)
Christopher Bruce Catton
His Noodliness is no joke, have no doubt, He is real.
Crissy
YAR HAR, FIDDLE DEE DEE! BEING A PIRATE IS ALRIGHT TO BE!
Ashley
Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me!
Jordan Clover
YARR HARR FIDDLE-DEEDEE! BEIN' A PIRATE IS ALL RIGHT WITH ME! DO WHAT YOU WANT CUS' A PIRATE IS FREE! YOU ARE A PIRATE!!!
jessicapopcorn
:D :D :D i remember that xD
Cody
You could escape. If captured by pirates, you'd have nowhere to go but with the fishes.
billmok
You would have trouble surviving in the jungle.
jakeb27
Pirates usually only kidnapped people if they were out for a ransom. So you'd actually have a very good chance of not dying. Plus, being kidnapped in the first place would've meant you were important or rich enough that somebody was willing to pay a ransom for you.
alex7173
That's why I picked jungle tribe
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Cannibalism, they would eat you before you could escape.
Stolkmen
I'd Probably join them...lol
Xidas
I'd probably join the wild tribe.
Neb
The awkward moment when I remember that I'm going to the Amazon this summer
[deleted]
Parlay :D
Lottie Gregori Gee
i watching pirate of the carrabien :D
mattc127
Penis
Midna
HAHAHAHA GAIS HE SED PENIS
mattc127
Penis
Alex Papoutsas
Far Cry 3. 'Nuff Said.
Noah Agosta
far cry 3?
Skylar Jones
pirates have larger weapons so i think i'll go with a first world tribe with spears than people wityh rocket launchers
Jason Gabriel
Whether spears or rocket launchers you're probably dead meat unless you have something to fight back with
Edward JP Richtofen
You may have a small chance of meeting Captain Jack Sparrow.
Flávio Sousa
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deathpwnie
Pirates are fun!
Alfonzo Webb
How do you know the pirates won't butt rape you because there is nothing else to have sex with?
Alfie Hamer
Pirates weren't like they're in the movies. Unless you mean Somalian pirates?
Capt. Jack Sparrow
..And I'll fall in love with captain Jack Sparrow
Lottie Gregori Gee
no will turner!!!!
Robert Nichols
amaze the primitive tribe with my lighter and boil in the bag rise then run
Donkster
Well the tribe might know the jungle pretty
sharley
Like... Blackbeard-esque pirates? Or those Somali motherfuckers?
JonDickbutter
SNUU SNUU
Piero Burzio-Roca
Farcry 3
Midna
I hope it's Johnny Depp.
xamthe3rd
Pirates were usually a lot nicer than history made them out to be. They would just take all your stuff. If you surrendered they rarely killed you..
Katye Guadalupe Bocanegra
Jar of dirt
macklemiller
Just call me haytham kenway an assassin trained by pirates...
Ionut Sabau
I'd be rather captured by a wild tribe, then show them the modern technology and things they have never seen before. They would make me their king!
_lost_
So... Get eaten or get raped( if of course you're female, but who knows )
_lost_
So... Get eaten or get raped( if of course you're female, but who knows )
Alex
Hmm have a chance of being thrown in a volcano or get eaten by sharks no matter what. I will take my chances.
Dominic Zunner
At least Pirates are mostly white.
Lilsandwich
Think about it, You would want to be anally inserted by dirty ass pirates?
Divinity
those tribe people are gonna fucking eat me XD
Czar
You realize the pirates we're talking about are probably Somali pirates, right?
shadzzz441791
I WILL JOIN THEM
Boomshakalaka
hold up...Somalian or Caribbean pirates?
bob
Ass pirates.....
bob
Ass pirates.....
bob
Ass pirates.....
Anthonythequestioner
LOL LIMEWIRE!
bart
poontah, enough said
fluffy_sneazles
Johnny Depp made this decision for me.
Moosestache
SWAB THE DECK, GONNA SWAB THE DECK!
Geezjam
Work towards befriending the tribe, and get accepted as one of them... Tribal women... mmmm....
Martin
Lmao I have thalassophobia so this one was easy
Neal McCarthy
Lower chance that the pirates are cannibals.
Jon Dering
I don't want poontah. (Youtube it if you dont know)
esn
Less likely to be eaten alive by a pritate