You can't have surgery to remove them, nor can you deflate the football. It doesn't matter how they got there, they'd just be there one morning.
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Azer Faraclas
I think the marble would render my favorite limb useless.
rando
i passed a stone i could barely see and passed out from the pain. i'm willing to take my chances with the football.
tzk132
Azer Faraclas has a great point
ebert4
both would be extremely painful but at least your butt can dilate at least a little bit...
hendrxson
think of what a great feeling of satisfaction youd have afterward. you wouldnt get that with a marble through your pp
ruth2012
I like the additional info
atfinals
I hear kidney stones are as painful as child birth, and they're like 10x smaller than a marble.
pollpo
There is a high chance that the football would deflate so it should make pooping it out a little easier. What if it's one of the bigger marble and not the smaller one, i wouldn't want to take that chance.