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You can't have surgery to remove them, nor can you deflate the football. It doesn't matter how they got there, they'd just be there one morning.


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    Azer Faraclas

    2 years ago

    I think the marble would render my favorite limb useless.

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    rando

    2 years ago

    i passed a stone i could barely see and passed out from the pain. i'm willing to take my chances with the football.

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    tzk132

    1 year ago

    Azer Faraclas has a great point

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    ebert4

    9 months ago

    both would be extremely painful but at least your butt can dilate at least a little bit...

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    hendrxson

    8 months ago

    think of what a great feeling of satisfaction youd have afterward. you wouldnt get that with a marble through your pp

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    ruth2012

    6 months ago

    I like the additional info

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    atfinals

    6 months ago

    I hear kidney stones are as painful as child birth, and they're like 10x smaller than a marble.

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    pollpo

    6 months ago

    There is a high chance that the football would deflate so it should make pooping it out a little easier. What if it's one of the bigger marble and not the smaller one, i wouldn't want to take that chance.

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