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Ardit
Sorry but the puppies have to take one for the team
Utamey
Shouldn't you technically take one for the team considering it's two lives for one? And you get to live anyway.
kevin
Utamey what if its the flue or a sickness that kills
gwabens
Oh god, my sides hurt hahaha
Tyler Rutland
ha haha Fuck puppies I want to be comfortable
WilhelmDokiDoki
What's "the flue"?
Weeaboss
Utamey lives under the delusion that all lives are equal.
Jelle Wijers
if it weren't puppies everyone would've chosen red anyway
max
Why the fuck does every comment have 127 likes
max
My bad that was a glitch :P
Vaeldr
Utamey,those are dogs...
Jerdna Friedemann
Some people don't know what it means to be sick for years. i'd kill hundreds of puppies for health...
Travis
You sick ass hole :(
Dolan_the_Duck
You guys are fucking heartless and should all burn in hell
Molly
puppies don't live that long anyway
Kamil WalrusMeow Dharamshi
*two
Jessica Henning
you are heartless.
Franklin Chen
@Utamey However... it's 2 ANIMAL lives.
Franklin Chen
Dolan the duck.. I can't believe someone like you would say that.
Colin
That shouldnt have made me laugh
Fus-Ro-Dah
I'll take them to the throat of the world
warface363
BLOOD SACRIFICE FOR MY IMMORTAL SOUL! MWAHAHAHA!!!... ahem... i mean, it would be horrible, but it would be better in the long run.
Rochelle
Ooh! What if I picked two sick puppies? Like puppies that were gonna die anyways?
Mattia Falchini
what if I picked 2 sheep puppies? I mean, fried lamb is extremely tasty!
auburnstar
DIE PUPPIES, DIE!!!
GareBear
I'd do it fast and painlessly, but no way am I gonna be sick for the rest of my life.
FavsCo
Have me suffer the rest of my life...or get rid of two dogs who in the wild would most likely die anyways. Sorry woof-woofs :/
Maggie
Lmao :)
James Kevin
Yeah they didn't said that you have to kill wild cute puppies.
Overskill
And you'd spread the illness too...
Santy Garcia
In the wild? That's like saying you should save thereof dogs because you're gonna die anyway, which is true.
MidiSaya
I personally love being sick. And I can be sick with puppies!
xMeggieManiacal
If iss a cold, no prob. If it's something bigger, well then the rest of my life won't be very much longer. (;
Danielg9792
You'd have a cold for the rest of your life to save two puppies? Dude, come on...
bookcrazi
They don't mention how sick.. I'd sooo be sick
ryanburgdorf
Micheal Vick would have no problem with making his decision! lmao
wrathseed
@ryanburgdorf Micheal Vick was out of state when the dog fighting happened. It was his cousin that fought the dogs. The only reason he was charged because it was happening on his property
bookcrazi
They don't mention how sick.. I'd sooo be sick
pengu Meep
I'm always sick so it doesn't make a difference.
CptHomer
Anyone who wouldn't kill the puppies are going way too far with their animal loving. You know that sickness can kill you, right?
billmok
You do realize people are animals, right?
chickedy2534
Dogs are some of the most amazing creatures I've ever seen. They lower blood pressure, provide a soothing environment, protect you and others, and can rely on their instincts instead of going to a grocery store. Oh, and they save lives. HUMAN lives
Armando Morgenstern
look, would you blue-people like to kill your mother or two homeless baby dogs that will suffer and die? did you see it this way?
mitchell
You idoits humans come first animals are not people, they should not be treated badly but really? your own heath for a dog!
InkedForLife
You know that you're a dipshit right?
Eli
I would kill 1000 puppies to avoid being sick my whole life..throw in a few hundred kittens for all I care.
Coconut
you monster!!!!
Devin
I'd much rather kill kittens, cats are selfish assholes. lol
PowerRainbows
id make it quick :(
Leah
I would rather be physically sick for the rest of my life than be mentally disturbed for killing innocent animals that don'd deserve it
Dudugs
Dem peta members
Jake
sorry "dawgs" ima cat person.
Noy
Oh my god this is emotional blackmail!
catnads
@Ardit: My team. lolz
Crissy
Doesn't say how sick. I can just have a mild cold for the rest of my life :D
califeena
There is enough dogs in the world as it is. And usually they come in litters, so don't worry, there is still 4 more!
Unicyclist
I don't even care about puppies! Being a non-animal lover makes this simple We are the types who don't stop for squirrels on the road
briarbelen
i dont even like dogs....
kevin
i do but i dont think ive been sick once yet in my life so dont want to know then
Da Br0wn kidz
Killing pups to save someone from your own race. Isn't that logical
Marcus Malone
sick? NO SCHOOL!:D
Armando Morgenstern
no school? NO JOB, NO MONEY, NO FOOD, NO HOUSE, NO HEALTH, DISEASES, EXPOSURE, SUFFERING, DEATH!:D
Derpsmuch
Fuck the puppies, I'm stayin healthy.
Arsen Warezzly
I don't give a single fuck about puppies...
Hrvstmn31
Those puppies goin' down.
katnissmellark
I am not gonna kill two puppies!!! Who ever says that is sick!! I would rather be on the death bed than kill two puppies!!
fallon708
I would risk my own life instead of killing 2 others!!! You people make me sick... And who the fk made this??? They are being fking heartless. D:
meowmixrawr
If I killed an animal I would commit suicide.
Joseph Broseph
FUCK YOU IF YOU CHOSE TO KILL THE PUPPIES.
Christian Abney
I would make it quick, but im not gonna bee Dick for the test of my life. Sorry puppies :(
Jamahl Farrington
I love puppies too much.
Leon Yiffy Mara
You are all despicable scum.
Maddy Moody
WHY!?! WHY PUPPIES!?!?!
ZymphV2
Sorry Puppies. :/
[deleted]
We have enough puppies.
Thatguy20
Depends how sick
Dylan
that took me two seconds ...
itsthejizz
two puppies, two seconds xD
Yuliana Gonzalez
Well, as long as I don't die from the sickness... I mean, as long as is something as Anemia o an incredibly constant flu, I'll take it.
Stewiepwn
If that was the common cold: Sorry puppies. If it was something like Cancer: They had it coming.
ThePorkyJesusKing
I don't even like dogs, sure I'd feel bad for it, but I don't want to get sick.
xXNibiNoNekoXx
I would just put the puppies to sleep and then euthanize them after. I would hate myself for it though.
bubbles
I quite enjoy being mental:D
Megan Virginia Jesse
I've once been sick for a month and I had to stop my sport cause I was sick...... It sucks
littlebird
2 lives are worth more than one. Plus puppies.
Hime kyubi
This is my current life right now anyway, so all the red choice would do was to make me kill puppies as well...
sergiusalceanu
I like cats.
Christina Calvet Gut
I am already sick for life so...
Matthew
I could never hurt a puppy, I'd rather kill a human.
Azura Meta
I like cats more anyway.