You can heat things up with the laser, and obviously see through clothes with the x-ray.
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Brendan
Have fun lighting the briefcases on fire while I win all the money on Deal or No Deal.
Froggers
Good game!
ILikesTacos
I'm fairly sure that the strips of money inside the box is not picked up by x-rays. You'd just be staring at Noel Edmund's pelvis.
chance
thare is still porn
Nicole Boder
haha your comment made my night.
thanatos
i only picked blue becuase i read this comment
Sam Dunn
I can't even begin to express how much I've wanted laser vision. Have fun not lighting things on fire with your eyes XRay people.
p01arb33r
use xray to see boobs and use lighter to burn things duh!
Ethan
I don't think p01arb33r knows how an X-ray works. Plus not everyone has attractive boobs.
Rythmbot
anything you could do with laser vision is illegal
Zach
If someone tells you what you do with laser vision is illegal, burn them up!
MarkTheGr8
Zach, you'll just get shot. Your laser vision does not make you bulletproof. But hey, until you get shot, you can have 10 awesome minutes.
p01arb33r
Ethan is clearly jealous I was right and he was not. It's okay kid maybe next time.
Kendall Walls
Ummm Mark... lasers fire faster than a man can pull out a gun...
QuestionHunter5000
p01arb33r and ethan you are both correct you can see their boobs but it wouldn't be in the way you want to see them
QuestionHunter5000
in the way you don't want to see them*
Kieran544
I hope you people know that when they say X-Ray vision, they refer to being able to see the bones and cartilage of creatures.
Charlizius
You can't forget bout all dem boobies
Alejandro J Quintani
people x--rays wouldt help ya like that, you could blast their clothes off with laser if you are carefull enough though
Ευηη Σηφακ
And since when is it all about the boobs? Why cant guys look into the soul and not the shirts? Dont get it... and im not boobless... It just bothers me, i dont want a guy to fall in love with my boobs, i want guys to fall in love with my personality and character... Is it to much im asking?
theTexan
the clothes thing would be cool but you could use xray vision to get rich playing poker
Rangi Bullock
YOU HAVE LASER VISION. How many woman do you think you would sleep with you simply because of that and not the fame or riches you could make. And if you want boobs, go online.
gvstaylor
Dumbasses >.< X-ray has different levels, from weak (View only through clothes) To Death... So not only can you see hot people's boobs and be a badass vigilante, you can still kill people with radiation...
Anthony
Yeah see through clothes skin and muscle tissue and only see bones! How amazing!
ossmosse
@rythmbot you could light a joint! Oh wait..
Adgy
Your sexy
Player863
"Obviously see through clothes with the x-ray." Description works in my favor >:D
T.P.N
P01arb33r women know when you stare at them but trough wall :3
witty ninja cat123
I can see boobies! Good point for men right?
moveschris
Wouldn't you just be giving people cancer? At the same time just seeing bones. You can't see boobs and how can you cheat at poker when you're looking through the card? Same for deal or no deal.
Brian
Laser eyes are cool, but I'd rather see through walls, etc. I could easy sneak around anywhere and never get caught.
Gauldur Blacksoul
Like Skyrim.
MidiSaya
Just guess how much they'd pay me to check out hidden tumors and stuff in people!
kannderr
Deal or No Deal here i come.
Nick
Surely this would have to be an optional power, lazering everything every time you open up your eyes or being technically blind because you see through EVERYTHING.
zcarlson47
Instant Porn.
River_Song
what if you accidentally looked at your gran? or your child?
ಠ_ಠ
no nathan, read the fucking description, it fucking says that you could look through clothes
Ashley
Hey neonblue, I'm not a virgin and I still want to see the boobies. :)
RyouIshtar
and then a fat old person bends over in front of you...........good fight
babalooskies
assuming you have control over each of these abilities (x-ray: you don't have to see EVERYONE's genitalia, laser: you don't have to wear protective sunglasses like Cyclops in x-men) very obviously x-ray.
Ethan
It was never specified that it's permanently activated.
Jac Kight
Cyclops only wears them because he had a head injury when he was little. Other wise he wouldnt need them and could control it at will.
Wise Octopus
I don't want cancer vision.
Froggers
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Let It Fly
XRAY Really?! Why would you want to see other people's bones? Come on.
Froggers
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Jousis
Damn you got some nice bones girl... You must drink a lot of milk...
Froggers
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Gamzee Makara
What if you can't turn it off and some ugly people get in the way
Alex Odato
You could zap peoples clothes off. And I always wanted to be able to zap the people I hate.
1stwarror
Andrew? Is that you?
Alex
lasers can be used only for violence (basically). But xray vision...think of the possibilities.
Froggers
So many retards picked laser vision because they didn't read the description and took X-Ray vision literally.
[deleted]
You perverts do realize you see straight through flesh with xray vision right? all you would see is bones.
Froggers
RETARD ALERT! Read the description
DarklordTheo
IMA FIREIN a mediocre employee for stealing office supplies
timepool
I'll be better suited for survival situations. Plus, hunting won't be very much of a challenge.
Kevin Guerra Gonzalez
Bewbs
GareBear
Professional burglar career, here I come!
Ebenezer Scrooge
lol xray vision would just make you walk around with a boner all the time
Billy Bayar
Fuck it, I can look at tits on the internet.
Azer Faraclas
Not only would I love shooting lasers, but I'm happy I can't see through other guy's pants.
anonymous
Too bad, cause I would love seeing through girl's pants.
Konev13
You dont have to constantly be using it.
Justin Anne Javier
When eople with laser vision look at the mirror
Triston Stone
LOL69 percent want to see through clothing
Neza Wolf
I have x ray vision and look though all the scratch card I could find until I found winning ones and become a multi millionaire and do everything I ever dreamed to do.
Grim_Wizard
Every day I stare at celing tiles thinking how cool it would be if I could play tic tac toe on it with laser eye beams
Max
Retard alert!!! It said you could heat things up with laser vision not burn.
Max
Have fun setting boobs on fire laser people
Max
*looks at supermodels dressing room*
Mephiste
Heeeello Girl showers!
Oddbrother
X-ray is more than just seeing through clothes. Which helps to find lost items behind furniture.
Kyle Wheeler
Laser vision out of practicality. but both choices come with a lot conditional questions. Like is the vision always on? can i control the intensity? could x-ray vision give my loved ones cancer? sometimes you just need to know.
ultimateboss
dumbasses, you're playing with your friend and he throws a disc and you burn it, if you look at your friend for a split second, he dies
Froggers
RETARDS ALERT! Read the description if you think the X-Ray vision would make you see bones.
Foxy Boxes
The description only said you could see through clothes. Not that it was limited to seeing through clothes. Logically, since normal X-Rays see through clothes, X-Ray vision functions the same. Therefore, yes you can see through clothes... and flesh... and muscle. Who's the retard now?
Volkova
I'd put loads of socks in a washing machine then use my x-ray vision to see where the odd one goes >:D
Giorgos Smith
boobz
Silvan Alig
So what would be the challenge or the excitement of seeing a really hot girl/dude naked? It would get boring after a few Weeks. With laser Vision you can always defend yourself, and sure impress the other gender so And btw, real X-Ray is not seein
Froggers
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Jesus
I wouldn't want to give the people around me cancer.
Jaysus
Firstly, you would have to absorb a lot of X-rays to develop cancer. Secondly, X-ray vision is just a metaphor, it isn't literally emitting X-rays. Thirdly, might i remind everyone that there cannot be a right answer since these are all opinions. Lastly, there's plenty of legitimate uses for X-ray vision so think twice before calling someone a pervert. And on a side note, laser stands for Light Amplification via Stimulated Emission of Radiation, so people with laser vision are more likely to develop cancer, more specifically, brain tumors.
Froggers
Finally, someone on this site who isn't a retard.
You
Pedos on here want X-Ray but it'd give people (including you) cancer. So fuck you I win with my lasers.
Froggers
RETARD ALERT! Read the description. Firstly, you would have to absorb a lot of X-rays to develop cancer. Secondly, X-ray vision is just a metaphor, it isn't literally emitting X-rays. Thirdly, might i remind everyone that there cannot be a right answer since these are all opinions. Lastly, there's plenty of legitimate uses for X-ray vision so think twice before calling someone a pervert. And on a side note, laser stands for Light Amplification via Stimulated Emission of Radiation, so people with laser vision are more likely to develop cancer, more specifically, brain tumors
Melganis
xray vision would just give people you look at cancer and you'd see their bones... actually fuck yeah, i want xray vision.
Froggers
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gellie
@Froggers They are not retards, dammit. They just read the description (maybe) and have thought more scientifically than you. Stop calling almost everyone on here a retard.
Edward Hall
I would rather have Laser beams shoot out of my eyes. TSA has the X-ray vision department covered already.
Cerith Freeman
Could the X-Ray vision spot cancer cells quickly and easily?
alex
boobies!
Shawn Connery
You do realize that all you would see would be bones, right? its not like the xray stops at flesh.
Froggers
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Lance Uvas
you cant see boobs you will just see bones!!! duhhhh
MizLiv
X-Ray just seems so much more useful.
Paul Waaben Ammentorp
X-ray vision. Nuff said.
reaPz
X-ray vision is skeletons u retards
Ethan
Tip #1: Xrays see through a LOT more than just clothing so have fun at looking at the inside of a uterus. Tip #2: Xrays=cancer
Matt
first of what the hell kind of a super power would be looking at peoples bones. its just looking through materials second you would not be emitting radiation. even if u were you would basicly have long term laser vision
You
bones are a material you dumb fuck.
Froggers
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