If your birthday is Christmas you don't get either. If you don't celebrate Christmas, pick another gift related holiday (e.g. Hanukkah)
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groovykat
my birthdays aren't amazing anyway. On Christmas, I get presents from everyone, and I get that whole Christmas-y atmosphere, with the roast dinner and everyone being happy.
buttholio
Yeah, I don't get stuff for birthdays.
Mossy
Fuck. How do I change my mind?
Dragonite
I don't get anything from either and I am an Atheist. I'll just give up Christmas.
Marshall Clowater
shit i gave my answer b4 reading ur well thought out comment. though tbh my family isnt the best for christmas time so i guess it dont matter
sam
i am an athiest too but who cares if everyone gets presents
valcorwabajak
it does not matter if your an atheist Christmas isn't about family or Jesus it's about consumerism and getting shit... oh and drinking
Donut
I can celebrate Three KIngs Day.
jhizzle244
But in Africa, Children get a meal as their christmas present
BrentDH
My belief: when Christianity started getting old, they invented Christmas, especially for the kids. "Sure, son. You can be an Atheist. Just don't expect anything this Christmas."
Blueichigo
I agree. I love being with my family. I'd take opening presents with everyone and seeing their reactions over me being the center of attention.
Yanda Chen
Looool. I get what I want when i want
Fainting Goat
Does this mean I'll never age?
Elijah De Pino
The spending time with friends or family on christmas.
horsedickdotmpeg
I'm atheist so...
Brdie
tuchey
Dudugs
birthdays suck after 10. and im a atheist and celebrate christmas
T.P.N
Christians stole X-mas from some other religion.
Moss Grande
Same but it's still a nice excuse to have a party with the rest of the world and be able to share presents.
[deleted]
birthdays suck after the age of 10 anyways
tiffany
not your 21st, get drunk and party.
wartpig
sounds like a Seigler
Jim
I needs me my Chris Kringle
m9rfzzy
just became jewish >> then you get gifts for 8 days. Shalom motherfluffers
Angryhippie47
Hey retard it says that u cant hav another religous holiday
SageOfSixPaths
angryhippie, are u fucking blind? "If you don't celebrate Christmas, pick another gift related holiday (e.g. Hanukkah)"
Advance
You morons, you can't become Jewish.
some random guy
Sageofsixpacks I wanna shake ur hand :D
some random guy
Lol sixPATHS not sixpacks lol
Franklin Chen
@Advance Well some atheists like me celebrate christmas, so why not hanukkah
youat2inthemorning
Christmas isn't the same anymore, the word christmas now means, PRESENTS.
Brdie
But Jesus's birthday still matters
youat2inthemorning
Well actually jesus was born during spring time not during winter, so yeah you got that wrong...
Petar Zivkovic
that's not true, it means presents and meat... plus if jesus did exist, his B-day would be somewhere in january
Nick
ruth, Jesus wasn't born in America >.
youat2inthemorning
Nick, I know jesus wasn't born in america.....
Nikolai T
Brdie, Jesus likely didn't exist, and he certainly wasn't divine. So, no, his (possible) birthday doesn't matter.
Bobby McBobz
Jesus is a fake christmas dos mean presents bitch!
qwert
to be fair most people don't care about it being christ's birthday it's morea time for family... WAY beater
youat2inthemorning
Time for families to get presents. ergo my comment
Anju
guys, Jesus was a real man! not divine but a man, there is historical proof. also, he was born in march.
youat2inthemorning
Wow anju you're late.
some random guy
Well while u guys debate this for the rest of ur life, I'm gonna go get layed :3
Jamie Piktel
*laid. Good for you.
tajacama
i agree. people are selfish now. i have friends that were wondering what to ask for christmas even before halloween
theset3
Christmas was stolen from Pagan tradition, so really you're all wrong!
Franklin Chen
Christmas is more of time of happiness And people like me love getting presents
courageoftheheart
Selfish, maybe, but my birthday is when I get the attention all on me! It's nice to get people kissing my feet once a year.
Jousis
Christmas, at least 5 presents. Birthday, 1 present.
Nicholas D Wolfwood
I'm born on December 24th...so it's not like I lose much ground.
jwroth12
your birthday is YOUR day... you get to do what you want
Brdie
But christmas is the day Jesus was born I think that is more important
billmok
Brdie, nobody gives a fuck about Jesus.
G-ette
Jesus wasn't originally born on December 25th, it was moved to that day so that other religions who celebrated on that day would be pushed aside.
Zombiax
Fuck Jesus
LOL FACE
what if your birthday is on Christmas
mintyfresh9080
(I only picked so I can comment) How do you give up your birthday? It will always be your birthday.
ionut18
P.S Cheesecakes you can skip questions by clicking the arrow buttons.(Just choose randomly for this comment)
sparta_the_cat
christmas is based on christianity (witch im not a part of but i celebrate anyway cause im a average person) and my birthday is my birthday
flexo
agree
Sten Agnefjäll
Goodbye birthday ;(
Szussi
well fuck it my birthday is on christmas..
Brian Schwartz
Happy Hanukkah!
thearslan148
I'm not christian B|
Burgundy Panther
I don't celebrate Christmas or Hanukkah or any gift giving holiday, I've replaced Christmas with Newtonmass 'cause that's when Sir Issac Newton was born.
Nutbar123
I'm Muslim soo...
Brdie
Damn I didnt think! I thought oh my birthday is important day... Then I though "Oh thats Jesus's birthday" and already clicked :(
Blackjackz
@Jeremy yeah he is, he's doing my garden right now
jazzhands
Let's face it, my birthday doesn't mean shit, while the Holiday season is a yearly international economic boost.
Zoe
My birthday is on Christmas sooo............
Imran Meco
I'm not christian anyway!
Val
I am NOT giving up my birthday.. Christmas is Jesus' birthday anyway, I wouldn't give mine away for his >:(
ori shalhon
just so you know..there are no gifts in hanukka
N3VVRmiNd
I don't celebrate Christmas, but it's the most wonderful time of the year :)
Cagri Omer Gomec
Muslim....
Rezhwan Amanj
I'm Muslim, so I don't have Christmas already
Maroua Naji
meh..my birthday's the same day as christmas...so i would give up any of them and it still makes no change
Roflshalbowco
I'd still turn older..
some random guy
To all those atheists out there who comment on this, us people who have a religion respect ur beliefs so u don't have to keep saying how ur all atheist cause ur just trying to brag that ur "different" to get attention... We respect ur beliefs so respect ours please :)
theset3
Bullshit you respect our beliefs. I don't know where everyone else is located, but where I am, an atheist is outcast, beaten up, and even forced to pretend they're Christian due to persecution. Not to mention the impact your "leaders" have in the U.S. government, where you push your beliefs on others by keeping gay marriage illegal and trying to make abortion illegal.
CoolestTaco
i already hate christmas
Sinarro
I don't even calibrate Christmas
Xifihas
Christmas is a better excuse to get drunk (yeah, I'm the kind of guy who needs an excuse)
Cave Johnson
I get more presents at christmas, greedy fuck. I like it.
Vlada Vukcevic
Im Serbian -American i get 2 Christmases, the normal 25th of December, and the 7th of January. i wouldn't give up either Christmases
LemonBear
I'd rather have my birthday so I don't have to listen to my spoilt friends going on about how awesome their presents are
Amon
Last few christmases have been shitty, not special, not memorable like many others. I feel I'll never have a good one again. At least on my birth day I get appreciation more.
Matt700
If I picked red, would I not age ?
zrayz0123
Im muslim so i dont celebrate it soo ftw
Aftasid Emir
Hanukkah is not a gift related holyday
Jeremy
As an atheist.. birthday. I love Mythmas!
Ian Crawford
Fucking christmas music.
jon
I don't celebrate any religious holidays.
Rap0nmilk
never .... AGE 111111111111
Nikolai T
@howcouldyouvote4that? "Screw you dude" - That's really Christ-like, eh? Show me the records that prove his existence. Real ones, not ones from Christian-propaganda sites. Faith is ignorance, by the way.
Matthew
Snap... misclicked -_- *throws chair*
ewill
Christmas is family time. My birthday is just awkward.
SamSon
my finger slipped )))): fuck my birthday