We're not talking modern day, you wouldn't be walking around cars as a centaur. There would be more of your own kind.
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Brendan
Let me explore the depths of the sea while you look at trees and shit.
blombaloooba
Hah ^ exactly
RavingLunatic
i prefer trees over the sea....
Tom Turnbull
Let's let pressure of the depths of the sea blow your fucking head up. You are still human from the waist up, dude. Think it through
Red Malcolm
ok Brendan whilst you're being threatened by sharks centaurs will be stroking bunnies and making cookies
TaylorRosa
I thought that centaurs were manly!
U mad bro?
Umm it think that if your a merman/maid and you're not in water you still have legs....
Giorgio Gabriel Guzmán
while your petting your bunnies i'll be fucking fish women
Technocrat
^ With what?
MechaFox
I have a motherfucking bull dick
Gil
k. Allow me to run 60 Mph looking majestic as fuck
LittleMissHonesty
that and some mer-people magically get legs when they go on land anyway (like in the movie 'splash'), so you could always explore the land if you wanted to so long as you're careful.
wartpig
Gil wins
Natasha Cartmell
Really? I just chose a centaur because they there are frickin half horse. Imagine having 4 hairy legs and galloping as fast as the horse race things on TV. God that would be amazing.
Nikolai0169
whater is ma favorite element
Mike Buonomo
@ Brendan you have fun swimming and paying for the wheel chair to get you around. I'm gonna have fun never paying for gas again.
Victor Elze
Horse Cock vs no cock you tell me
Shaco Clone
Another Blue ribbon for Hecarim
FinMagotti
Went for merman because mermaids have good...ahem...bodies AND of course you can't be underwater with too much clothing...eh...
Would I rather?
That trypophobia! And anyways they never said top half or bottom half fish
Max_Steak
The sea is a dangerous place that has evolved to not take me into account. If the choice is between CHANGE and becoming a quadropod then give me a leg up any day.
Brandon Campbell
dont forget all that wonderful pollution
Patrick
Being a merman is the obvious choice, because mermaids are way hotter than chick centaurs, imho.
randombear123
But they can't have sex
Anthony
So humans and dolphins are the only animals who have sex for fun so both would only be in the purpose of having kids
Maggie
I like how your name is patrick and you want to be mermaid/man and if you take the slash away it's mermaid man like in Spongebob :0
Adria_Penguin
But you don't have a horse dick, and I find centaur chicks hotter >:(
Jerry Jerryson
Maggie you clearly have watched too much spongebob considering how well you picked that up. :D
Elijah Striker Blyth
you dont have a dick
Conrad
even though mermaids dont have sex like humans the male would still have a dick and the women still have breasts and a butt hole so you know lots of options
ossmosse
@elijah, I didn't realise you were a merman anatomy major!? Maybe they have a dick but it's like dolphins were it's concealed.
Kyle Weaver
There the suc u bis of the sea
Serj
I agree.. A lot of people haven't been on the internet enough to see mermaid porn
wartpig
@anthony not true kid. several species of monkies have sex for pleasure. two words "google" "it"
ImCool
Have fun laying... eggs. Yay.
tuppenycrane
Too into dirty stuff bro centuar, i kill you all
Marbleton
Your move, Patrick. our women are hot. https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTbf2-5ed5d_Ty1yRUG6F-Ne10AJ--YY4VKy8s8Bscaj-4_z29i
Marmadukes
Fish sex sucks. Centuar sex would be significantly better in every imaginable way.
Tom Austin
Plus you get a horse dick.
[deleted]
my junk would be huuuuuuuugeeeee! i'd be tappin all the fine ass ponies and mexican girls in tiajuana ;-)
youat2inthemorning
ahah wtf
Jrrd
You've clearly never been to Atlanta.
Mizzoulover
Much better to hang out with Centaurs, the rapiest of all mythological creatures.
TaylorRosa
Why would you wanna be raped?
Khalid Taylor
Do I get barnicle boy?
randombear123
Mermaids can't have sex
_____________
Oh shit, Patrick makes a lot of sense. Mermaid chicks are hotter than centaur chicks. The tradeoff is, of course, mighty centaur dong vs. merman dong (susceptible to cold shrinkage, I'd imagine).
sogeking
Also mermaid dong is susceptible to not being there cause fish don't have dicks
Terry Stein
Fish have dicks. They're inside cloacae, though, similarly to birds and reptiles.
Earth-Rocker
Centar chicks can look the same as mermaid chicks its just would you rather fertalize eggs or have sex
360SwagShot360
Yeah lemme just run 50 MP/H over there while you look at some coral -_-
Sam Dunn
Plus Ariel was a mermaid.
Russell
But she Cheated on mermaids for men
Emma Napolitano
If I could be like Ariel, I'd pick that in a heartbeat. sexy little redhead with a great singing voice... what's not to love?
TimeArtist
Just keep swimming! Just keep swimming! Just keep swimming, swimming, swimming. What do we do? We swim...
TaylorRosa
Swim, swim
TylerIsNice
Big ass horse dick
blombaloooba
the oceans have always been more fascinating than land, imo.
The Ascendant
CHIRON
Dylan
Just Keep Swimming
DatMoose
Giant penis
Lara
imagine what you could discover it would be fucking amazing
Sean McClellan
static.tvtropes.org/pmwik...r_5638.jpg
Brendan
Have fun with Swine Flu, Iran and the Jonas Brothers while I am banging Ariel, talking to a Jamaican crab and later venturing Rapture.
Komakom
Under da seeeaaaa! Under da seeeaaaa!
Komakom
Under da seeeaaaa! Under da seeeaaaa!
Komakom
Under da seeeaaaa! Under da seeeaaaa!
Claire
Under the sea, Darling, it's better, down where it's wetter, take it from me! Up on the shore they work all day. Out in the sun they slave away. While we devotin' full time to floatin'! Under the sea!
Wilbert Shermandale
BE A MERMAIDMAN EEEEEEEEEEEEVILLLLLL
Maude
I can kick people I don't like with my two front legs!!!
Simon Giordanengo
I have just to say one thing: horse dick vs. merman dick
Human Death
Id be Motaro!!
qdude46
This would put a whole new meaning to cowgirl. O.O
mistamistaadamsandler
Ill have a horse cock
linken293
Centaurs have the lower horse part ;)
Andrés Escobar
There's little chance of any human women finding you 5,000m below the surface. If you met a mermaid you'd just be slapping tails amongst everything that a centaur can already do.
Mozart
I've always wanted to explore the ocean.
zrayz0123
Just take the / out and heck no i would not wanna be mermaid man
Carlos Martin
Get the hot chicks that shave their Centaurian bodies to give my horse dick blowjobs. xD besides Centaurs can run fast and have strong legs. A near by great white can easily take down a mermaid.
King_Seedeyeh
As long as I get a sidekick named "Barnacle Boy"
randombear123
Centaurs are cool. And you would have to swim all the time.
Patrick
PARTY PONIES!
technically...
and I could beat up cronos
aaod
All I am saying is horse dong.
Sami Sarkanen
I still prefer my computer on dry land
saxobeat13
I'd love to explore the sea but I think I'd end up missing the sun even more!
Horshwa
Centaurs are probably more agile on land and have less foes then mermaids in the sea.
Max
Hmmm eaten by sharks or run at 60 mph
Zach Dunn
At least centaurs wouldn't be crippled on land.
Blade Master
Centaur because if played dota hes a string hero and i could kick the mermaids butt
flobbit
Aqua man wins my vote
Kyle
EVIIIL
thepowerfulbob
i would be the coolest superhero ever Aquaman
Samuel
dude, mermans and mermaids are way more atractive then A FIRETRUCKING HORSE @_@
Vrhythmikz
I'm gonna gore the shit out of you motherfuckers.
I<3Fallout
How do mermen pee
the dark jester
1.centaur woman never wear bra's. 2. you're basically a horse bitches love horses. 3. centaurs are horses from the waist down might i ad 4. centaurs are great warriors (5. good luck with your sea pollution.)
Vin Shaw
I'd kick ass twice as much!