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Mermaid or Centaur?

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We're not talking modern day, you wouldn't be walking around cars as a centaur. There would be more of your own kind.

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  • 74

    Brendan

    3 years ago

    Let me explore the depths of the sea while you look at trees and shit.

    • 8

      blombaloooba

      1 year ago

      Hah ^ exactly

    • 9

      RavingLunatic

      7 months ago

      i prefer trees over the sea....

    • 16

      Tom Turnbull

      6 months ago

      Let's let pressure of the depths of the sea blow your fucking head up. You are still human from the waist up, dude. Think it through

    • 12

      Red Malcolm

      5 months ago

      ok Brendan whilst you're being threatened by sharks centaurs will be stroking bunnies and making cookies

    • 1

      TaylorRosa

      5 months ago

      I thought that centaurs were manly!

    • 1

      U mad bro?

      5 months ago

      Umm it think that if your a merman/maid and you're not in water you still have legs....

    • 3

      Giorgio Gabriel Guzmán

      5 months ago

      while your petting your bunnies i'll be fucking fish women

    • 8

      Technocrat

      4 months ago

      ^ With what?

    • 5

      MechaFox

      3 months ago

      I have a motherfucking bull dick

    • 7

      Gil

      3 months ago

      k. Allow me to run 60 Mph looking majestic as fuck

    • 0

      LittleMissHonesty

      3 months ago

      that and some mer-people magically get legs when they go on land anyway (like in the movie 'splash'), so you could always explore the land if you wanted to so long as you're careful.

    • 0

      wartpig

      3 months ago

      Gil wins

    • 1

      Natasha Cartmell

      3 months ago

      Really? I just chose a centaur because they there are frickin half horse. Imagine having 4 hairy legs and galloping as fast as the horse race things on TV. God that would be amazing.

    • 0

      Nikolai0169

      2 months ago

      whater is ma favorite element

    • 0

      Mike Buonomo

      1 month ago

      @ Brendan you have fun swimming and paying for the wheel chair to get you around. I'm gonna have fun never paying for gas again.

    • 0

      Victor Elze

      1 month ago

      Horse Cock vs no cock you tell me

    • 0

      Shaco Clone

      1 month ago

      Another Blue ribbon for Hecarim

    • 0

      FinMagotti

      1 month ago

      Went for merman because mermaids have good...ahem...bodies AND of course you can't be underwater with too much clothing...eh...

    • 0

      Would I rather?

      1 week ago

      That trypophobia! And anyways they never said top half or bottom half fish

  • 24

    Max_Steak

    10 months ago

    The sea is a dangerous place that has evolved to not take me into account. If the choice is between CHANGE and becoming a quadropod then give me a leg up any day.

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    Patrick

    3 years ago

    Being a merman is the obvious choice, because mermaids are way hotter than chick centaurs, imho.

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      randombear123

      10 months ago

      But they can't have sex

    • 1

      Anthony

      10 months ago

      So humans and dolphins are the only animals who have sex for fun so both would only be in the purpose of having kids

    • 17

      Maggie

      10 months ago

      I like how your name is patrick and you want to be mermaid/man and if you take the slash away it's mermaid man like in Spongebob :0

    • 7

      Adria_Penguin

      10 months ago

      But you don't have a horse dick, and I find centaur chicks hotter >:(

    • 5

      Jerry Jerryson

      10 months ago

      Maggie you clearly have watched too much spongebob considering how well you picked that up. :D

    • 1

      Elijah Striker Blyth

      9 months ago

      you dont have a dick

    • 3

      Conrad

      9 months ago

      even though mermaids dont have sex like humans the male would still have a dick and the women still have breasts and a butt hole so you know lots of options

    • 2

      ossmosse

      8 months ago

      @elijah, I didn't realise you were a merman anatomy major!? Maybe they have a dick but it's like dolphins were it's concealed.

    • 0

      Kyle Weaver

      7 months ago

      There the suc u bis of the sea

    • 0

      Serj

      6 months ago

      I agree.. A lot of people haven't been on the internet enough to see mermaid porn

    • 0

      wartpig

      3 months ago

      @anthony not true kid. several species of monkies have sex for pleasure. two words "google" "it"

    • 1

      ImCool

      3 months ago

      Have fun laying... eggs. Yay.

    • 0

      tuppenycrane

      2 months ago

      Too into dirty stuff bro centuar, i kill you all

    • 1

      Marbleton

      3 days ago

      Your move, Patrick. our women are hot. https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTbf2-5ed5d_Ty1yRUG6F-Ne10AJ--YY4VKy8s8Bscaj-4_z29i

  • 15

    Marmadukes

    1 year ago

    Fish sex sucks. Centuar sex would be significantly better in every imaginable way.

  • 13

    [deleted]

    3 years ago

    my junk would be huuuuuuuugeeeee! i'd be tappin all the fine ass ponies and mexican girls in tiajuana ;-)

  • 8

    Jrrd

    3 years ago

    You've clearly never been to Atlanta.

    • 5

      Mizzoulover

      10 months ago

      Much better to hang out with Centaurs, the rapiest of all mythological creatures.

    • 2

      TaylorRosa

      5 months ago

      Why would you wanna be raped?

  • 5

    Khalid Taylor

    10 months ago

    Do I get barnicle boy?

  • 5

    randombear123

    10 months ago

    Mermaids can't have sex

  • 6

    _____________

    3 years ago

    Oh shit, Patrick makes a lot of sense. Mermaid chicks are hotter than centaur chicks. The tradeoff is, of course, mighty centaur dong vs. merman dong (susceptible to cold shrinkage, I'd imagine).

    • 3

      sogeking

      9 months ago

      Also mermaid dong is susceptible to not being there cause fish don't have dicks

    • 0

      Terry Stein

      9 months ago

      Fish have dicks. They're inside cloacae, though, similarly to birds and reptiles.

    • 0

      Earth-Rocker

      1 month ago

      Centar chicks can look the same as mermaid chicks its just would you rather fertalize eggs or have sex

  • 1

    360SwagShot360

    1 week ago

    Yeah lemme just run 50 MP/H over there while you look at some coral -_-

  • 5

    Sam Dunn

    3 years ago

    Plus Ariel was a mermaid.

    • 14

      Russell

      1 year ago

      But she Cheated on mermaids for men

    • 3

      Emma Napolitano

      9 months ago

      If I could be like Ariel, I'd pick that in a heartbeat. sexy little redhead with a great singing voice... what's not to love?

  • 3

    TimeArtist

    6 months ago

    Just keep swimming! Just keep swimming! Just keep swimming, swimming, swimming. What do we do? We swim...

  • 3

    TylerIsNice

    7 months ago

    Big ass horse dick

  • 3

    blombaloooba

    1 year ago

    the oceans have always been more fascinating than land, imo.

  • 1

    The Ascendant

    1 month ago

    CHIRON

  • 2

    Dylan

    6 months ago

    Just Keep Swimming

  • 2

    DatMoose

    7 months ago

    Giant penis

  • 0

    Lara

    5 days ago

    imagine what you could discover it would be fucking amazing

  • 1
  • 2

    Brendan

    3 years ago

    Have fun with Swine Flu, Iran and the Jonas Brothers while I am banging Ariel, talking to a Jamaican crab and later venturing Rapture.

    • 0

      Komakom

      9 months ago

      Under da seeeaaaa! Under da seeeaaaa!

    • 0

      Komakom

      9 months ago

      Under da seeeaaaa! Under da seeeaaaa!

    • 0

      Komakom

      9 months ago

      Under da seeeaaaa! Under da seeeaaaa!

  • 0

    Claire

    1 week ago

    Under the sea, Darling, it's better, down where it's wetter, take it from me! Up on the shore they work all day. Out in the sun they slave away. While we devotin' full time to floatin'! Under the sea!

  • 1

    Wilbert Shermandale

    4 months ago

    BE A MERMAIDMAN EEEEEEEEEEEEVILLLLLL

  • 1

    Maude

    6 months ago

    I can kick people I don't like with my two front legs!!!

  • 0

    Simon Giordanengo

    2 weeks ago

    I have just to say one thing: horse dick vs. merman dick

  • 0

    Human Death

    3 weeks ago

    Id be Motaro!!

  • 0

    qdude46

    3 weeks ago

    This would put a whole new meaning to cowgirl. O.O

  • 0

    mistamistaadamsandler

    3 weeks ago

    Ill have a horse cock

  • 0

    linken293

    3 weeks ago

    Centaurs have the lower horse part ;)

  • 0

    Andrés Escobar

    3 weeks ago

    There's little chance of any human women finding you 5,000m below the surface. If you met a mermaid you'd just be slapping tails amongst everything that a centaur can already do.

  • 1

    Mozart

    9 months ago

    I've always wanted to explore the ocean.

  • 1

    zrayz0123

    10 months ago

    Just take the / out and heck no i would not wanna be mermaid man

  • 0

    Carlos Martin

    4 weeks ago

    Get the hot chicks that shave their Centaurian bodies to give my horse dick blowjobs. xD besides Centaurs can run fast and have strong legs. A near by great white can easily take down a mermaid.

  • 1

    King_Seedeyeh

    10 months ago

    As long as I get a sidekick named "Barnacle Boy"

  • 1

    randombear123

    10 months ago

    Centaurs are cool. And you would have to swim all the time.

  • 1

    Patrick

    10 months ago

    PARTY PONIES!

  • 1

    aaod

    10 months ago

    All I am saying is horse dong.

  • 0

    Sami Sarkanen

    1 month ago

    I still prefer my computer on dry land

  • 1

    saxobeat13

    1 year ago

    I'd love to explore the sea but I think I'd end up missing the sun even more!

  • 1

    Horshwa

    1 year ago

    Centaurs are probably more agile on land and have less foes then mermaids in the sea.

  • 0

    Max

    1 month ago

    Hmmm eaten by sharks or run at 60 mph

  • 1

    Zach Dunn

    3 years ago

    At least centaurs wouldn't be crippled on land.

  • 0

    Blade Master

    1 month ago

    Centaur because if played dota hes a string hero and i could kick the mermaids butt

  • 0

    flobbit

    1 month ago

    Aqua man wins my vote

  • 0

    Kyle

    2 months ago

    EVIIIL

  • 0

    thepowerfulbob

    2 months ago

    i would be the coolest superhero ever Aquaman

  • 0

    Samuel

    2 months ago

    dude, mermans and mermaids are way more atractive then A FIRETRUCKING HORSE @_@

  • 0

    Vrhythmikz

    2 months ago

    I'm gonna gore the shit out of you motherfuckers.

  • 0

    I<3Fallout

    2 months ago

    How do mermen pee

  • 0

    the dark jester

    2 months ago

    1.centaur woman never wear bra's. 2. you're basically a horse bitches love horses. 3. centaurs are horses from the waist down might i ad 4. centaurs are great warriors (5. good luck with your sea pollution.)

  • 0

    Vin Shaw

    2 months ago

    I'd kick ass twice as much!

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