We're not talking modern day, you wouldn't be walking around cars as a centaur. There would be more of your own kind.
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Patrick
Being a merman is the obvious choice, because mermaids are way hotter than chick centaurs, imho.
Sam Dunn
Plus Ariel was a mermaid.
Russell
But she Cheated on mermaids for men
Jrrd
You've clearly never been to Atlanta.
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Oh shit, Patrick makes a lot of sense. Mermaid chicks are hotter than centaur chicks. The tradeoff is, of course, mighty centaur dong vs. merman dong (susceptible to cold shrinkage, I'd imagine).
Brendan
Let me explore the depths of the sea while you look at trees and shit.
blombaloooba
Hah ^ exactly
Andrew Schwartz
I enjoy sunlight.
Jim
You cant bang a mermaid. They just lay eggs. Id go with Centaur any day.
Brendan
Have fun with Swine Flu, Iran and the Jonas Brothers while I am banging Ariel, talking to a Jamaican crab and later venturing Rapture.
eric
my junk would be huuuuuuuugeeeee! i'd be tappin all the fine ass ponies and mexican girls in tiajuana ;-)
Zach Dunn
At least centaurs wouldn't be crippled on land.
babalooskies
centaurs can only go anal. not that i'm opposed, but you gotta leave your options open.
Kerrtard
horse looking woman? or large breasts covers by small shells?
Horshwa
Centaurs are probably more agile on land and have less foes then mermaids in the sea.
Revan
As a merperson you have to decide if your tail goes up and down (you're a dolphin) or side to side (you're a fish). Dolphins have normal sex and fish lay eggs. So I decide to be a dolphin versioned merman. Problem solved.
saxobeat13
I'd love to explore the sea but I think I'd end up missing the sun even more!
pirate
Not that centaurs aren't cool, but, c'mon, mermaids are fucking sexy!
MiniCale
Rather have a fish tail or be hung like a horse? Horse me up xD
cass
hanging out with sebastian and flonder is way better then hanging out with blaine the centaur come on people
Yuffles
Fish sex sucks. Centuar sex would be significantly better in every imaginable way.
blombaloooba
the oceans have always been more fascinating than land, imo.
Justin
they may be hotter but they are half fish so no downstairs parts lol
agindoof
i'm a magical genius as well as a horseman