Michael Myers is from the Halloween movies, Freddie Kruger is from A Nightmare on Elm Street. The fight takes place in a house, everything is at your disposal.
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coatman
I imagine it being the comedian
ಠ_ಠ
It says that it is michael myers from the halloween movies
Alexander Adan Gutie
derp, read the Description
Xerun
FUCK Michael Myers that fucker doesnt die.
Colin
there are guns in my house
gills
colin. Freddy is a figment of your dreams which can kill you. mike is just a living person that is crazy and pretty much can't die
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Michel Myers is so sloooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwww
Alex Shipp
Micheal myers can die,if you remember in h20 his sister kills him by cutting off his head with an axe,so just dismember his head and *BAM* done freddy can't die from his head being cut off though
nashcali22
I would try to take down Freddy and then die in the process but I died a noble death because I sacrificed myself trying to save everyone, and when I die everyone cries and I will be everyones favorite character. If you have a go at Michael Myers no one will care and you will get hurt/ die regardless of what you pick. MIke Tyson bit off some guys ear, does anyone know who that guy is? No. I rest my case
rubberlikewalrus
but you'll fail and then the people that everyone likes more might die
God of Knowledge
Evander Holyfield.
Madam
Everybody knows who Mike Tyson is...
cowsinmilk
@Madam he is talking about the dude with no ear...
Bill Nye The Soviet spy
I believe you're thinking of Jason Vorhees (sorry if I'm messing up the spelling, I'm too lazy to look it up). I don't know of Michael Myers having a problem with water. Agree 0 Jose 3 weeks ago I would actually try both but only if I get Jason and the Texas chainsaw massacre Agree · Reply · Collapse 0 Jacob 2 days ago Leatherface. Agree 0 JesusChri5t 3 weeks ago My dreams are completely random. So I have a good chance of a unicorn/narwhal/bacon wielding midget coming outta nowhere and stabbing him in the head Agree · Reply 0 Amon 3 weeks ago Never said what house. I choose Sens Funhouse/Fortress, If I can't make Dark Souls References, my house. I live in Australia. Spiders. Traps, demons and snake people that throw lightning or an endless horde of spiders, snakes and doom? YOUR MOVE, MICHAEL. Agree · Reply 1 brody 9 months ago Fuck micheal Myers I would kill his ass Agree · Reply 0 illyssa 1 month ago it might be easier to kill Michael Meyers haha Agree · Reply 0 jswolfie316 1 month ago as long as its michael myers the comedian Agree · Reply 0 Life'sLemons 1 month ago il put my toe beside michael myers and then run away. Agree · Reply 0 Lejon Peterson 1 month ago Michael Myers is pretty much indestructible saw him take out ten guys with guns fuck that rather have a couple guys watch me sleep wake me up when Freddy is attacking me and beat him to death Agree · Reply 0 William 1 month ago With Freddy, it says 'try'... That means that I might not have had a chance against Kruger... I'd rather put up an epic fight with Mr. Myers than just kinda flail my arms at Mr. Kruger as he cuts me to ribbons. Agree · Reply
NRB77
Freddie is in your dreams and can get you anytime
suck my titty
and that's when you take him down
Grammar Nazi
I'm a lucid dreamer. Problem, Freddie?
Za'chary Westbrook
Exactly, Freddie would be way easier to take down.
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@Grammar Nazi Freddie is more experienced and probably can better manipulate dreams then you
GareBear
If I'm gonna try to take down either I'm most likely going to die. Might as well be even more awesome.
rubberlikewalrus
but it won't be assume facing your worst fears while being chased by a burn victim
JayGenz
I'm going to hope I have the opportunity to get his claws jammed in a table or something.. With Myers, he still has the choice to let go of his knife and beat the hell out of me.
K. Moore
XD
Emily
SHIT!!! LET ME JUST KILL MYSELF NOW!
Zane Mugavero
Freddy will go down easier...Myers is huge strong angry and he will either stab you or just beat the piss out of ya
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=tWUrSkQUcKg What did you say
Franky Grimme
I'm coming for you Freddy
NylonSkye
Although Michael Myers is a tough SOB in the physical world , Freddie Kruger can sometimes be on par with a God and thus virtually unstoppable.
Fagnugget
Become lucid dream pro, become god and rape Freddie in the dream.
RealityWarping
You'd have to be pretty powerful to beat Freddie at his game. But, that was hilarious.
Adam Kallin
I would fuck Michael up, considering my house has guns out the ass; I would shoot him in the face, several times.
Christian
Michael Myers is immortal.
RealityWarping
Wait a minute, if he's immortal, then wouldn't it be pretty stupid trying to take him on?
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He isnt immortal, he is difficult to kill
jswolfie316
as long as its michael myers the comedian
itsthejizz
It my dream bitch.
ChuckTesta
At least it's not Jason Vorheez...Cause let's face it, we'd all be screwed.
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Freddie is stronger
Nicholas
Michael Myers is so I would push him down and run
whoremoans
Michael Myers is one of those scary motherfuckers that can stay at a walk as you sprint away and still catch your dumb ass.
Jared Gonzalez
Michael, because Freddy entered the Mortal Kombat tournament and killed some strong kontenders. Fuck that!
Satonakar
Micheal sounds less intimidating
Jacob
It kind of depends on which movies we're talking about. Look at the first Halloween, he kills all of TWO PEOPLE! Ooooh, scary. What if we're talking about the new Nightmare on Elm Street. They get him out, supposedly kill him, then she gets back home, and BAM, mom's dead, Freddy's laughing in the mirror. I don't want to deal with that. Also, Michael doesn't torture you, he just kills you. Not always quickly, but he doesn't deliberately take his time to mess with you.
WeirdPedo
Michael Myers is badass. And I just need to stab his back when he ain't looking. Freddy's a god.
Tabitha
*Freddy *Krueger...
bones
you can't kill freddy... mick is just human
Jose
I would actually try both but only if I get Jason and the Texas chainsaw massacre
Jacob
Leatherface.
JesusChri5t
My dreams are completely random. So I have a good chance of a unicorn/narwhal/bacon wielding midget coming outta nowhere and stabbing him in the head
michael
You inspired my answer
Caleb
I've played enough call of duty.
Alex Clayton
NO! BAD FANBOY!
Jennifer Patenaude
Only if the Halloween theme music was playing. Do do doo do do doo dododo doo do do do.....
Nom
"a house"? "everything is at your disposal"? Everything? Commence the god powers.
Marcus Panico
Freddie died somehow right? Mike never seems to, so I pick the one that's killable.
Logan Glucina
Nobody stands a chance against michael
Jacob Dittmer
Way more hardcore. I'd use a fighter jet plane or something like that anyway.
Conor Begley
I have a machine gun, Mwuhahahahahaha
CrabbyZain
you can take on a murderer in real life, but you can never take on a murderer in your dreams.
Zac
Freddie can't die, michael is a human
NavalCrab
They're both actors so...
FatalCarbonslash
I would get a knife and stab him into a wall and leave him there and everytime I'd come home from school I'd slap him around and throw lemons at his eyes
Lejon Peterson
I didn't mean to agree I meant to reply and say ur dumb if u think you would b able to do that I want you to watch one of the halloweens then reconsider your answer
Chris Holmen
everything at my disposal? either way freddie's fucked, and michael is on his way
Gabriella936
Either way, I wouldn't win
wrathseed
At least Myers is flesh and blood
Devin Kozsey
Myers is scarier than Freddy, but will put up a better fight. Eh, he always dissappears at the ends of movies, so as long as I'm alive long enough, I'll be good.
Christian
Michael Myers is immortal, but at least he can't get you in your dreams. Freddy can use your subconscious against you as well as his blades of death.
Shyanne Lurding
Hard to screw up my mind since it's already screwed up. And because I'm crazy. ;D
HuntertheNinja7766
"Everything is at your disposal."
herpaderp
i would get a shotgun and blast him in the face
SoftTaco
Its my dream dammit!
Leander Stalfos Yard
Micheal is a regular guy and all, but you aint putting a finger on Freddy in a fight.
Lejon Peterson
Have you ever watched Halloween fuck no he isn't a normal guy he is a invincible killing machine Freddy is a bitch if u get him out of the dream world
Ray Kanen
1,2 Freddy I'm coming for you, 3,4 won't take your shit no more, 5,6 gonna beat you with bricks, 7,8 this is gonna be great, 9,10 gonna get sleep again.
brody
Fuck micheal Myers I would kill his ass
Moss Grande
I know Myers is invincible but am not sure about Freddy so I might as well give it a shot.
volcanor
never says you actually have to fight Myers...
Postritos
Everything is at my disposal? The way to win, of course.
Mr. Zero Falk
Taking down Freddie. I mean, I'd fail, certainly, but face it, we'd all fail. In both situations, and dream fights are much more awesome. (Yes, the fight would be in a house, but it's Freddie, eventually he'd force me to sleep.) It all comes down to the coolest way to die, and a dream equals limitless possibilities, so yeah.