The sex and personalities are equal
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Mandi
To be honest I'm not sure which is worse. Being too lazy to get rid of excess weight or being too lazy to get a job. Both could have arguments supporting why they're that way. The fat person may have an underlying health issue while the jobless one might be struggling with this economy. Meh... At least with the rich one we wouldn't be struggling to make ends meet, and beauty is just a light switch away.
Joe Drobysh
Being on welfare doesn't mean they're too lazy to get a job. Maybe they can't find a way to make ends meet with the job they have.
Mandi
@Joe You're right. I didn't really think before posting this. Really I take issue with the whole scenario, though... What are their personalities like? Is the poor good looking one working hard to make ends meet and falling short? Is the fat ugly one a bully who throws around money to make up for a less than happenin' love life? More importantly... Who's the romantic? All things being equal (meaning both possible suitors are a perfect emotional/sexual/intellectual match for me) I'd still pick riches over looks. I think it's just the best logical choice since looks aren't really that important to me. Stability, however, really is important to me.
Navar0nius
Gabe Newell, bitches
David Michael Romano
It says the sex and personality are the same. Also, I only disagree with you because I don't mind being the bread winner. :)
David Michael Romano
Oh, and I don't bang fatties.
Kid
*Beauty is just a surgery away
David Evans
Dude justr cuz someone is on welfare doesnt mean they are lazy
Ashley Chyna-Shenese
just because they are on welfare doesnt mean they dont have a job
willyG21
True Love......
herpderp
Chances are that if someone is hot and on welfare, then they are lazy. @Ashley Chyna-Shenese Doesn't that make it worse?
Jacob
In this day and age, If someone is on welfare, that does not mean they are lazy or not lazy. It means there aren't jobs enough for everyone.
Trodzz
@kid, but then like they'd know you're only using them for the money.
S74337S741D3R
Ur horrible n obviously white
Toujours
People aren't always on welfare because they want to be. Welfare doesn't make you a bad person.
[deleted]
just because theyre fat and ugly doesnt mean theyre not funny or the nicest person ever, also, it doesnt mean you have to have sex with them. or even like them really.
nashcali22
Just because they are on welfare doesn't mean that they are not funny or nice or smart........
dflaherty1996
looks dont matter to me, so it was a no brainer
Grickel
So gold digging basically....
Patrick Magistrado
true story. esp with the sex part
hey519
question said they had the same personality. Gorgeous person would be funny and nicest person ever too. And anyways, I could have a career that gets us off welfare. Question only says that she is on welfare
Shadowbane
Yes, but the nature of this post implies you arent interested in them andmoeys what matters
Bushlord
For all you People who picked blue for the money y'all bitches lazy. Get up and work for your self and that gorgeous girl trying to make ends waiting for u back at the crib.
pirate
Thank you.
AtheistPanda
Looks don't matter much to me. Current boyfriend is overweight but he's an amazing person. So having a great personality, great sex, and money all sounds really awesome to me.
FavsCo
I'll make her lose weight. Like wtfsheena said, you don't have to have sex with them or even like them.
Random32198
Wow, thats people are so dumb. If you are marrying somebody it should be fore love, why not take the money bonus too.
overtherainbow
Gorgeous person who can't get a job usually would mean they were just too lazy... Person who can't get off extra weight may just have a health condition. Plus, fat or unattractive people have to develop personalities. People won't just come to the because they're attractive.
havox
Morbidly obese, key word morbid, she dies i keep the money.
pirate
Actually morbid obese doesn't mean he/she is going to die.
Jamie
Better to be happy in hardship than miserable in money.
Patrick Magistrado
Cant buy yourself nice things with a gorgeous gf or bf. wealthy is the easy pick
Jordan
I want to show the world that we can survive as long as we stick together!
thanatos
murrder!!!!
lanzadam
I'm the man so I'm the breadwinner anyway we won't joint account so we can commit welfar fraud.
GB-vYcKa
idk but i think she should be gorgeos
Some guy
If she's morbidly obese but rich, when she dies, I could get all the money!
Miriam Horan
Could they get surgery?
TDScomedyUK
Get a divorce. Get a load of money then go to that chick on welfare and well... I have a great life.
Kuusou
You are basically asking me to choose someone based on their looks. It says their personalities are equal, meaning you are not getting a better wife either way. At least with this choice I have money, and if something goes wrong, I wont be left with nothing. If I go the other route, the only "extra." thing I get is a pretty wife. And I don't know what it means by the sex is the same, but if it means having sex is just as good with both people, then the pretty one has even less going for her as a bonus. No matter what the case, they can both change, and one of them can only get uglier, while the other can only get prettier, and has the money to make that happen...
FrogNGU
Pay to have the person remodeled, duh!
Misael R Brito
the rich bitch should use that money to get rid of of that weight!
Fleshgod
I'd just stay with her long enough to be able to divorce her and keep half the money. I'd rather commit suicide than end up poor.
rebeca1313
I CAN KILL THEM AND MAKE IT SEEM LIKE AN ACCIDENT AND GET ALL THE MONEY hahaha
sean
well they will die soon then. so i possibly inherit the money. then i can go find that beautiful woman and marry her.
thebossyo
So you marry the fat one and then kill her with bananas and then marry the poor one
Kendall Walls
WHAT!?! plastic surgery, makeup, fashion, lap band, gastric bypass, diet and exercise. Poor is way harder to get rid of and money can buy it all.
Kendall Walls
WHAT!?! plastic surgery, makeup, fashion, lap band, gastric bypass, diet and exercise. Poor is way harder to get rid of and money can buy it all.
thepowerfulbob
she may be on welfare but that doesn't mean i have to i could be her ticket to a better life.
Maximumpainboy
No tox this year? Deductable!
Rashed Alqubaisi
PLASTIC SURGERY!!!!!
pirate
Am I the only one who thinks there is something wrong with the title of this question?
localemopuppy12
just cause they only welfare doesnt mean they are broke, welfare bitches be rich!
Jush Heisenberg
I'm not a gold digger.
bumb beans
Just cheat
Andrei Ciuparu
well basically you could have both... if you're smart enough then you could have a good looking spouse, massive amounts of money, but if you choose the first option then you only have the temporary and finite amount of money (what if he had just won the lottery?)
Josh Wasswa
use money and get dat bitch lipo!
Jess Revesz
If personality is the same... then I'd rather not be squashed to death, thanks
Kayla
I feel like this question is a trap.... either way your shallow in some way haha I said blue because I would rather be taken care of than worrying about making ends meet. :P
Eracer08
How is the sex going to be the same? Im pretty sure there is a difference between having a 100 lb girl on you and having a 400 lb beast on you.
THATRANDOMGUYTHATFAPSTOOMUCH
I hate this question. Either you just want them for looks which is shallow or just for their money, still shallow. I want to make something of myself so i took the poor one. and who says that they have any personality? Pretty one good be a slut or a bitch. Rich one could be demanding or too strict or something. This is a tie for the person but i dont wanna be too rich
Layla
Blue kinda sounds like Newt Gingrich >.
Grant
@Navar0nius YES, A THOUSAND TIMES YES
aa777nx
Divorce.
Jayson
sooooooooooooo no crippling side effects from beauty? in fact I don't even need to pay for her, the government's got this one.
Boomshakalaka
I'm not gonna marry a person just for financial reasons
SumthinMstBAvailable
My partner was made redundant cant find work so I'm the main bread winner any way.
Geezjam
They could have a lovely personality... Very generous with their money...
Weirdo
GOLD DIGGAH
MoontheWW
Top one. Hire an assassin. Seem sad..... .Rich. Marry beautiful person.
darthknight
He/she would just move to my place and live my life. Lawl