You can have water in the desert.
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Brendan
Jesus vs. Moses.....FIGHT
rush905
You sir... Are retarded.
Mike
@rush at least you are smart.
Kevin Nicholas Kojoi
How is he retarded? Because you didn't think of it first?
jakeb27
@Kevin Because both of those things were things Jesus did.
Kagan Rice
joey?
Jean-Pierre Couillar
@Jakeb But Jesus is not a real person.
Blackjackz
@all of you Jesus is real, he's mowing my lawn right now
Samael Ahmadinejad
Idiots, Moses walked through the desert for 40 YEARS and he and they had food.
Blitz92
Too bad neither of them ever existed.
xdpher
you don't know that, no could ever possibly know.... until we die
Xinix Benson
jean its been proven that jesus existed...nobody has proven he's son of god but there is no doubt about the fact he existed
Dan Ganado
@Blitz there is historical evidence of their existence
What?
The Romans wrote of the KILLING of a man named Jesus. But still. I can pretend to be jesus with those scars come on
Virginia Mullins
Those of you who's saying he's "not real", stop being a dick and let other's have their own opinions.
Lord English
Jesus was a real man, a historical figure, but not a god. Anyway, the average person can only survive 20 days without food. Nails it is.
Jesus Christ
Sorta done both of these. UNFORTUNATELY
Alvo Razzi
There's no proof anyone ever existed in history unless there's actual physical evidence such as a photograph or dna (bones)
gwen
"Those of you who's saying he's 'not real', stop being a dick and let other's have their own opinions." How hypocritical.
Jofhil Dela Cruz Licmuan
Hey im living in a desert in 4 day im now =to chuck norris
alyssa jean
@Jean come on now I dar you to pray ONCEE I promise it will change your life. ∞ I'm twelve and I have more common sense. Smh ∞
Kolo
Except Jesus did exist. Don't get me wrong, I'm an Atheist. I don't believe in any of this religious bullshit, but there is historical evidence of Jesus's existence. Moses on the other hand also has evidence for his existence but not enough to be sure. I believe that both were just Jewish preachers and leaders. That is all.
Runescape
Jesus did both you idiot...Moses was the guy who became prince of Egypt. *Don't get me started on religious arguments they're just stories (whether they're true or not is another question)*
Fes
There both Jesus
Anthony Mosby
Damn it. I was going to reference Jesus
Alexander Beck
@lordenglish actually the human body can survive for 40 days without food and 3 days without water... that is of course if you lie completely still in the shade
TSOPER
im pretty sure if they can find proof of romans, they would be able to find proof of Jesus. Because they existed at the same time period, not that far ago.
Yared Kung
@Xinix Benson Pics or it didn't happen
JSilent
Did you know Jesus and Moses used guns to conquer the Romans?
Trace Hilbun
I've watched enough dual survival to make it.
tuxedotuna
Who cares, the comment still made me laugh and jesus and moses were two simple characters in a simple work of fiction, nothing to see here
William
Its both jesus. Moses went through the desert for 40 years, with food
Josiah Suarez
Jesus does exist guys.
Grasspelt
Kids, this is what happens when someone brings up Religion on the internet.
catnads
I'm pretty sure you have a bigger chance of surviving the holes than surviving the desert.
Richardel Leang
If you know what I mean...
Francis Racicot
You can die from an infection and a few people survived over 40 days without eating
MrZed
57 % of people would rather die than be wounded.
Waru Shi
Get it done in a hospital and I'm fixed :) maybe some damage to those hands and feet but better than being dead
iMILK
1. Jesus was not real, and if he was, he didnt live in the desert for 40 days. 2. You would die if you didnt eat for 40 days
Francis Racicot
i dont believe in jesus but i know that there is record of people surviving over a month without eating .. Human body dont have precise limit
Bobby
They have as much prove that Jesus was real as any other historical figure from that time, even if they can't prove him to be the 'messiah'. And it is possible to survive that long without food under certain conditions.
Shadowbane
There's more documented proof for Jesus than any other figure vBulletin in history. Even if you don't believe He's God (and He is) you can't deny documented fact.
graydragon95
I don't believe that jesus did any of that crap, so I chose the survivable one.
Keerthana Sivaraman
Which one did you chose?
Graydragon95
...the nails through the hands, obviously
Kuusou
You would die well before 40 days... I don't even understand how you would chose that one.
Francis Racicot
You can die from infection quickly and lost of blood.. Some people have record that survived over a month without eating
RosieLeah
The body can last 40+ days without food as fatty acids can be used as fuel for that long and ketone bodies can be used as fuel for the brain when glucose runs out. Assuming I have water, I should survive. Stuff having holes in my hands and feet.
Six1Cynic
Yeah, but in the desert your body will go through its own resources alot quicker than usual due to extreme heat and dryness.
PeekyChew
Err, no. The max you can survive is three weeks without food, and that's assuming you were fit and healthy before then.
Francis Racicot
Peeky, There is plenty of people who dont eat for over a month and its real ... even scientist dont know why .. someone claimed to never eat since 70 years and he has be under observation for 2 weeks and he never ate anything at all .. We cant make a limit to the human body because there is always someone who beat it
King_Seedeyeh
I could cheat at hide-and-go-seek
Dsaster544
40 days without food you'd die and holes u could ask for anesthetic
kudwam
Sean Bean resurrected more times than Jesus. Sean > Jesus
ohhMayo
GOTTA HAVE MAH NUTELLA
wd40sports
You can't even survive that long without food
Vrhythmikz
If I was Jesus, I'd turn the water into wine, and get incredibly drunk.
Dr.Dew32
You're gonna be dead before 40 days anyways.
myanswerisbetterthanyours
I aint God!
JennLovesGod2
Thank you Jesus:) I'd rather the desert... i'd eat a plant.
Mike
You realize that a plant would constitute as food right?
Crissy
Well no, since you wouldn't get any nutrients from the plant, since our body wasn't designed to digest plants like Cows and Sheep were. So even if you did eat the plants, you would die of starvation.
James
That isn't necessarily true Crissy, different plants contain many different types of nutrients that can be metabolized. And cows and sheep were not designed to digest plants, they have gut flora that can break cellulose into glucose.
Blarg!
Lack of nutrients and hostile weather combined with possible predators and other environmental dangers make this obvious for meh. AND it doesn't say I can't have painkillers and medical attention afterwards.
Jeremy Mann
Don't cry when all your asses are burning in hell. Christianity is more than just a religion. It's history.
Davinator
Anyone could say that it's more than a religion for ANY religion.
Sara Boren
False. Jesus never existed. I know you christians have been told that scholars think he did, he didnt. Everything about him from his abilities to his birthday to his death was stolen from older religions.
Shadowbane
Wow you are confused. Even educated, hard core ATHEISTS don't argue if He existed or not...they do argue the miracles, but not His existence.,
Luis M. Fernandez
Everyone who says Jesus want real is stupid, he was real, wether or not he is the son of good is up to you to believe
Max
I'd think I'd die of starvation thank you very much
finiteBytes
At least I'm alive.
Joshua
You would die without food for 40 days, but you could have really small wood nails put through your hands/feet which wouldn't be so incredibly horrible.
CombustableLemons
I assume that means I'll have all the water I'd need to survive that forty days? Because I've known people who've fasted for almost two months no problem.
Jean-Pierre Couillar
@jakeb But Jesus is a fictional character.
.......SUPRISE......
pain killer woot
MarshManOriginal
Going 40 days without food would kill you while holes would not kill you.
Moss Grande
Be in pain for a few days or die slowly and painfully?
Jacob Ragequit Smith
you would die dummies
ロビネット ローガン
Notice that it doesn't say how big the holes have to be, or how deep. Holes only through one layer of skin, and the size of a paper-cut. YEEY.
Davinator
Have holes put THROUGH both hands and both feet via nails and a hammer.
Jordan
I would rathetr die
Mario Laborde
Bible
Jared
People who chose red WOULD DIE after two weeks.
YOURxFACE
this guy is christan
Crissy
Have fun.
liamisme
I could be like...JESUS
Mike
I am both fat and have a pretty good amount of muscle (yes I realize it is kind of an oxymoron, get over it) so I could last awhile.
CptHomer
People live in the desert.
setrakakan
People who live in the desert have food.
Idan Cohen
Jesus did NOT do them both you dumb hoe. That was Moses walking in the desert.
bjorn
Do I get treatment after this?
Peebs3p
Screw your religious bullshit.
Sebastião
This is a easy one for me, you see, the human body, does this amazing thing, when your starving, and have not eating anything, your body starts feeding off your fat, yah your fat in your body starts to go away cause your body is eating it, so in 40 days I have my dream body *win*
mistamistaadamsandler
Jesus did both i'll give it a tty
Ptess254
40 days in the Torah just means a longish time, so it could just be a long twenty days.
Nikolai0169
at least i would die
blasterberry
techinically either way you would die. if your just drinking water for 40 days your body would shut down from protein deficiency. and you would inevitably bleed to death with holes through your hands and feet.
Kuusou
You don't just die from having things put through your hands and feet. You do however die without food pretty quickly.
Sarah Valyou
I'm pretty sure people have survived worse things than holes in their hands and feet.
halo66333
Jesus much
halo66333
Jesus much
ilovetheD
This is a really gay question is there any way to remove it?
lolipop27
sorry but 40 days whitout food and at these temperature you'd be dead (and I know not all deserts are god damn hot but still 40 days you're most likely dead