You will feel a ton of pain
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Iwrestledabearonce
Trollface81
Did u forget there is such thing as a space bar?
TobiM90
Trollface81 thats a band... the Bandname is written without spaces
nicobellic1994
I took this just to be able to tell other people I've done that.
meoerrr
BEARHUG!!!!
Clark Kent
I think you wrestled a space bar
sirensofthesea
I love you so much for saying this :*
auburnstar
You could wrestle a teddy bear.
you RATHER FANATIC
Space bar
Mariah
YES!
canadice
LOOPHOLE!!! teddy bears!
dean
no >.>
publicmasturbator123
Ladies and gentlemen, I, Jackie Moon, will wrestle a bear tomorrow night at the Flint Coloseum
fuzzyfezzy
i can beat an alligator. without a 357. i dont stand a chance against a freaking bear.
Fullitenhund
Please port that one more time, I don't think anyone got your message.
Freq-Sho
agreed. Aligator lightly pinch it's mouth closed = win. Bear......... shot gun and luck = win
Cameron Fleming
alligators can't open their mouths with much force. just tie their mouths shut.
calebtheguy
You push your thumb in its eye, and it swims away, and if you punch a shark on the nose before it bites you in half
ShadowSnyperX
"Wrestle" imples that you use your bare hands.... Am I the only one here that understands that?...
wonderbung
Alligator's are fairly stupid and could be easily tricked for a possible win. Bears are problem solving smart, can disembowel you with a single swipe, and can run as fast as a quarter horse.
valduck17
No. Alligators have been streamlined to be killing machines for millions of years, and can run SHOCKINGLY fast. But with a bear there is more of a fight (and more "tricks" to play), an alligator bites you ONE time, barrel rolls ONE time, maybe drags you underwater and drowns you for good measure, and you're dead. I assumed I'd died in either scenario, and I just wanted it to be quicker and less painful. A bear would just eat me when I stopped moving - living or dead.
straka88
i grew up on Steve Irwin. i know exactly how to wrestle an alligator. if you hold its mouth shut it does not have the opening power to overpower your grip. a bear on the other hand is basically an unstoppable murder machine.
Plutters
I wouldn't be taking Steve Irwin's advice mate..
Kico Loncar
I already wrestled an Alligator i didnt lose anything expect for my pants
ಠ_ಠ
that actually made me laugh, good job btw
Llama_Whisperer
Alligators can't climb trees.
codyprop
if tha alligator is on land then yes............
chuck216
As a chubby, hairy gay guy... this is a normal Saturday night
Trollileo
As a thin hairy gay guy, this is what I wish was a normal Saturday night.
Corgylegs
Alligators seem less of a challenge to be honest.
Interpretive_Relativity
Go big or go home!
JNmeister
I would just hold its mouth closed then gouge its eyes out.
John
Shit, Steve Irwin wrestled those bitches all the time.
Alexander McDonnell
die either way!
xereeto
Alligator + elastic band = immobilised (really, google it)
Putridgrim
Gators are easier, hell people make a living off of wrestling them. Whens the last time you saw someone wrestle a bear willingly?
TheMacaroon
If I actually succeed, then I can illegitimately say that I WRESTLED A FUCKING BEAR.
FizCap
And I'm going to jam my finger in its butthole.
Bane
I will break the alligator
Asti02
wrestle a dead alligator
Crow
im faster than an alligator. i can run away
Alexander Adan Gutie
way easier, bear would F*ck you up
Idodope
It depends on the bear, brown bears will actually easily back down and run away if you scream at him or something, If it's a black bear you're pretty fucked unless you have some bear mace, I read an article about but I'm too lazy to go find it.
owen
In the show Dual Survival, one of the guys takes down an alligator relatively easily. Granted he was an ex army sniper and in great physical condition...
zzspartan95
I would fight a bear for the one reason to say Iwresltedabearonce :3
MissHorrorshow
I'd probably die horrifically either way, and I'd rather do it while hugging a big, warm, furry bear than a not as big, cold, scaly alligator.
Supbreh
Davy. Davy Crockett!
Nikolai0169
if there is one thing i never forget about wrestling bears, its that some pegasi just know what to do
Lacalias
Bears are more badass. 'nuff said
mehlikeicare
I'm Australian so your little bitch alligator are no sweat :P. just kidding. I doubt my skill in kick boxing or archery would be much use as we're wrestling an alligator, but I'd give it a go. Not a bear though, with the claws and the teeth and the grrrrr.
PartyPanda
Bear cubs can be pretty playful...
Jack Roberts
Gator boys? I don't see no Bear men
Jack Roberts
Gator boys? I don't see no Bear men
dyinxxyangzz
deathroll here I come
Gracie Tripp
Steve Irwin thought me how
wartpig
1 gator is easy work once you get on his back and grab the jaw its over. we are more nimble on land than them. also cant say in water cause thats swimming not wrestling. also depends on how much space you have. you need enough room to jump back from strike range. an angry bear is no contest. bear wins hands down
Webstermad
It would just end up as a hugging session with the bear
Gil
common man alligators are bitches once you get on their back. Plus you got all those steve irwin vids to prepare you
shadzzz441791
Gator's opening jaw muscles are very very weak, so you can just hold its mouth shut and hold on for dear life.
Cheska Lesaca
Ello there mate, this ere is a dangerous alligatah
JcGross
Bears are omnivorous. Aligators are killing machines. Guess which one I would rather wrestle...
Supbreh
Davey, Davey Crockett!
ignore_my_boner
Why not both?
Nynrahman
It's easier to lock an Alligator's jaws.
Mateus
It would be unbearable to wrestle an alligator.
Mateus
To wrestle an alligator would be just unbearable.
Kenai Kloeppel
Overly-manly man
iamawesomecat
WHICHEVER ONE CAN MAKE ME DIE FASTER
Jord Sips
Alligators are lazy as fuck, they probably wouldn't bother.
Jord Sips
Alligators are lazy as fuck, they probably wouldn't bother.