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Give up velcro and knots

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Buttons refers to the clothing variety. You would be unable to wear anything with these traits.

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    SnazziestPants

    2 years ago

    Velcro and knots? I don't think I've worn anything with velcro since the 4th grade.

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    pollpo

    1 year ago

    Get a belt for your pants, Knots are alot more usefull then buttons. Imagine going camping. Oh don't worry our supplies are safe on the roof of the car i put a button on it.

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      Rythmbot

      1 year ago

      I hate camping.

    • 9

      arreis

      1 year ago

      There is a thing called a trunk. Also, just curious, which would you use on the tent, velcro or knots? I'm thinking that a zipper would be much more efficient.

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      Dylan Michael Malanc

      10 months ago

      Velcro, I'd use velcro. Not hard.

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      Gressklippern

      6 months ago

      Fcking campers.

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      biggs

      2 months ago

      I fuckin hate knots (i clicked the wrong one)

  • 7

    Ardit

    3 years ago

    pants would be to hard to put on

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      Bob2ball

      1 year ago

      zip up shoes :D

    • 4

      Dylan Michael Malanc

      10 months ago

      There are pants and shirts without buttons and zippers, you can live without them easily, and knots are much more useful in life, and velcro's just too fun.

    • 1

      Cricketeer

      8 months ago

      no one tie shoes anyways but i will miss annoying my friend with the sound of velcro.

    • 0

      [deleted]

      2 months ago

      Dylan you don't own any jeans? What about shorts that aren't for the gym

  • 6

    zcarlson47

    1 year ago

    Does velcro even exist anymore?

  • 5

    John

    8 months ago

    Can't wear a suit without buttons. I'd deal with slip-on shoes for the ability to look good in a suit.

  • 1

    EmperorErvinmar

    1 month ago

    Buttons and zippers are easy to fake if you're concerned about fashion, and aren't otherwise really necessary. I need knots to tie things to other things.

  • 3

    Mangusu

    2 years ago

    I really wouldn't miss the SCSCSCCSRRRSSHHHHH SSSCCCRRRSSSSHHHHHH.

  • 2

    tiara107

    11 months ago

    Velcro and knots? Is this 1995?

  • 2

    Blaine

    1 year ago

    If I gave up knots, I'd be a disgrace to my Boy Scout training. If I gave up velcro, I'd never be able to be an astronaut. And, even though I'm almost thirty and have poor vision, I'm not ready to rule out a career change to astronaut in my future. It worked out for Don Knotts (The Reluctant Astronaut).

  • 1

    T. Renton

    8 months ago

    I chose red because I don't tie my shoes anyways, and I don't own any velcro clothes. :o

  • 0

    djdanyboy

    4 weeks ago

    Without buttons and zippers you could never wear a suit?!

  • 0

    Vin Shaw

    1 month ago

    Dude wear a tank top and sweat pants just like gruncle stan

  • 0

    Dubcom

    1 month ago

    And Shoes With Zips Would be Pretty Cool

  • 0

    Jessica Wright

    1 month ago

    There's not a day when I'm not wearing zippers and buttons. To replace knots I would have to use latches. That could replace Velcro too. Anyone have an idea to replace zippers and buttons?

  • 0

    OhGodWhy

    2 months ago

    Because of the description I can only assume that I could use knots outside of clothing. If knot, I change my mind.

  • 0

    Jeremy Ritchie

    2 months ago

    i could go without shoes. not wearing pants might get me in trouble.

  • 0

    noobtube2199

    2 months ago

    I wear jeans and hoodies a lot.

  • 0

    Lredd

    2 months ago

    I ain't givin up my velcros for nothin!

  • 0

    Lredd

    2 months ago

    I ain't givin up my velcros for nothin!

  • 0

    cowjello1

    2 months ago

    what have i worn with knots besides hoodies?

  • 0

    Molly

    3 months ago

    oops I read the question wrong

  • 0

    Jaylebyrd

    3 months ago

    What's a "button"?

  • 0

    Anorexic_Kangaroo

    4 months ago

    Shit, wrong button. =(

  • 0

    midori

    4 months ago

    i dont wear things anyway

  • 0

    Leea

    4 months ago

    Umm. I like my jacket.

  • 0

    bungie01

    5 months ago

    I Love BUTTONS!

  • 0

    1rock

    5 months ago

    Think about pants (jeans) and what ZIP UP SHOES?? Actually that would be awesome. ;D

  • 0

    Raiya

    5 months ago

    Hello cargo pants

  • 0

    Stormy

    5 months ago

    I can use velcro in place of zippers. But hell if I can't wear a tie anymore, and screw clip-ons

  • 0

    TheBcoolGuy

    6 months ago

    I'm almost considering going nudist, so it doesn't matter to me. Yeah anyone can see that nothing really matters, yeah nothing really matter to me.

  • 0

    Kyle Weaver

    6 months ago

    Zippers can break very easily (fuck) and buttons that arnt properly put on will get loose and fall off (shit)

  • 0

    TeslaCoilGirl

    6 months ago

    I don't wear anything with velcro or knots. I don't usually wear button shirts, but I am right now.

  • 0

    Jessica Mijares

    6 months ago

    i didn't mean to pick blue >.

  • 0

    Chris

    6 months ago

    Basketball shorts, sweat pants and hoodies for days.

  • 0

    James Lucki

    7 months ago

    Wait, people still make velcro?!

  • 0

    insert.a.sexy.name.

    7 months ago

    Zip up shoes would be bad ass

  • 0

    trickster

    7 months ago

    i never use those

  • 0

    Christina

    7 months ago

    sweatpants & yoga pants. :)

  • 0

    ktm39

    8 months ago

    Dumb asses

  • 0

    sunderkeenin

    8 months ago

    I already wear fancy synthetic leather slip on shoes with zippers on my pants.

  • 0

    Alex Jorgensen

    8 months ago

    without knots you're screwed.

  • 0

    Rebekah Jean Waykedr

    8 months ago

    Who the hell wears anything with velcro and knots anyway?

  • 0

    Rebekah Jean Waykedr

    8 months ago

    Who the hell wears anything with velcro and knots anyway?

  • 0

    Rebekah Jean Waykedr

    8 months ago

    Who the hell wears anything with velcro and knots anyway?

  • 0

    valdyr

    8 months ago

    I'm a furry, I coulden't give up "knots" if you know what I mean >;3

  • 0

    Naomy

    8 months ago

    Damn it i clicked the wrong one!

  • 0

    Exterrobang

    9 months ago

    Velcro can go a suck a bag of dicks for all I care.

    • 0

      Brian Bauer

      4 months ago

      Did you know there is Velcro that makes 96% less noise than the Velcro you're used to and I don't even remember how much stronger it is. Look it up. It's used by us armed forces I think.

  • 0

    finiteBytes

    9 months ago

    Zipper shoes are the shit, son.

  • 0

    De3ertf0x

    10 months ago

    velcro is lame

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    Abby

    1 year ago

    Velcro? Really guys?

    • 0

      [deleted]

      9 months ago

      @Max - Who says you need to wear shoes that zip up?? You could wear shoes that you just slip on, with no zippers, shoelaces or anything.

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