Buttons refers to the clothing variety. You would be unable to wear anything with these traits.
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SnazziestPants
Velcro and knots? I don't think I've worn anything with velcro since the 4th grade.
Jack Stevenson
Yeah but how important do you think knots are in real life
FreezingFire
You can never wear jeans again...
Bart Morskate
uhm jeans without zippers actually exist?
lol
Bart, but jeans without zippers have buttons
jhonney
ive seen jeans with buttons and zippers
Filipp Pöyhönen
@lol You're wrong, there are jeans WITHOUT ANYTHING. I'm wearing ones right now.
pollpo
Get a belt for your pants, Knots are alot more usefull then buttons. Imagine going camping. Oh don't worry our supplies are safe on the roof of the car i put a button on it.
Rythmbot
I hate camping.
arreis
There is a thing called a trunk. Also, just curious, which would you use on the tent, velcro or knots? I'm thinking that a zipper would be much more efficient.
Dylan Michael Malanc
Velcro, I'd use velcro. Not hard.
Gressklippern
Fcking campers.
biggs
I fuckin hate knots (i clicked the wrong one)
Ardit
pants would be to hard to put on
Bob2ball
zip up shoes :D
Dylan Michael Malanc
There are pants and shirts without buttons and zippers, you can live without them easily, and knots are much more useful in life, and velcro's just too fun.
Cricketeer
no one tie shoes anyways but i will miss annoying my friend with the sound of velcro.
[deleted]
Dylan you don't own any jeans? What about shorts that aren't for the gym
zcarlson47
Does velcro even exist anymore?
Megagamer
... Son, you just went full retard.
zach.s
Ha
John
Can't wear a suit without buttons. I'd deal with slip-on shoes for the ability to look good in a suit.
EmperorErvinmar
Buttons and zippers are easy to fake if you're concerned about fashion, and aren't otherwise really necessary. I need knots to tie things to other things.
Mangusu
I really wouldn't miss the SCSCSCCSRRRSSHHHHH SSSCCCRRRSSSSHHHHHH.
tiara107
Velcro and knots? Is this 1995?
Blaine
If I gave up knots, I'd be a disgrace to my Boy Scout training. If I gave up velcro, I'd never be able to be an astronaut. And, even though I'm almost thirty and have poor vision, I'm not ready to rule out a career change to astronaut in my future. It worked out for Don Knotts (The Reluctant Astronaut).
T. Renton
I chose red because I don't tie my shoes anyways, and I don't own any velcro clothes. :o
djdanyboy
Without buttons and zippers you could never wear a suit?!
Vin Shaw
Dude wear a tank top and sweat pants just like gruncle stan
Dubcom
And Shoes With Zips Would be Pretty Cool
Jessica Wright
There's not a day when I'm not wearing zippers and buttons. To replace knots I would have to use latches. That could replace Velcro too. Anyone have an idea to replace zippers and buttons?
OhGodWhy
Because of the description I can only assume that I could use knots outside of clothing. If knot, I change my mind.
Jeremy Ritchie
i could go without shoes. not wearing pants might get me in trouble.
noobtube2199
I wear jeans and hoodies a lot.
Lredd
I ain't givin up my velcros for nothin!
Lredd
I ain't givin up my velcros for nothin!
cowjello1
what have i worn with knots besides hoodies?
Molly
oops I read the question wrong
Jaylebyrd
What's a "button"?
Anorexic_Kangaroo
Shit, wrong button. =(
midori
i dont wear things anyway
Leea
Umm. I like my jacket.
bungie01
I Love BUTTONS!
1rock
Think about pants (jeans) and what ZIP UP SHOES?? Actually that would be awesome. ;D
Raiya
Hello cargo pants
Stormy
I can use velcro in place of zippers. But hell if I can't wear a tie anymore, and screw clip-ons
TheBcoolGuy
I'm almost considering going nudist, so it doesn't matter to me. Yeah anyone can see that nothing really matters, yeah nothing really matter to me.
Kyle Weaver
Zippers can break very easily (fuck) and buttons that arnt properly put on will get loose and fall off (shit)
TeslaCoilGirl
I don't wear anything with velcro or knots. I don't usually wear button shirts, but I am right now.
Jessica Mijares
i didn't mean to pick blue >.
Chris
Basketball shorts, sweat pants and hoodies for days.
James Lucki
Wait, people still make velcro?!
insert.a.sexy.name.
Zip up shoes would be bad ass
trickster
i never use those
Christina
sweatpants & yoga pants. :)
ktm39
Dumb asses
sunderkeenin
I already wear fancy synthetic leather slip on shoes with zippers on my pants.
Alex Jorgensen
without knots you're screwed.
Rebekah Jean Waykedr
Who the hell wears anything with velcro and knots anyway?
Rebekah Jean Waykedr
Who the hell wears anything with velcro and knots anyway?
Rebekah Jean Waykedr
Who the hell wears anything with velcro and knots anyway?
valdyr
I'm a furry, I coulden't give up "knots" if you know what I mean >;3
Naomy
Damn it i clicked the wrong one!
Exterrobang
Velcro can go a suck a bag of dicks for all I care.
Brian Bauer
Did you know there is Velcro that makes 96% less noise than the Velcro you're used to and I don't even remember how much stronger it is. Look it up. It's used by us armed forces I think.
finiteBytes
Zipper shoes are the shit, son.
De3ertf0x
velcro is lame
Abby
Velcro? Really guys?
[deleted]
@Max - Who says you need to wear shoes that zip up?? You could wear shoes that you just slip on, with no zippers, shoelaces or anything.