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SpreadTheCure
the same thing would be terrible, and probaly drive me nuts, i love food too much, im willing to go threw the poop sandwhich once a month, for a lifetime of food happiness..
Rythmbot
Well then, you're going to die a horrible death of disease, and your organs will probably become so sickly and malnourished that they'll start eating each other.
abarnybox
@rythmbot you wouldn't be malnourished...you can eat anything. If anything you'll be malnourished if you don't get the PERFECT balance in one meal, which is, lets face it, hard to do. Get exactly 30% of everything you'll need in one meal.
CoreyH
Feces contains all kinds of harmful bacteria. You'll get ill for sure, and could even possibly kill you.
Ryan
@Rythmbot Not unless if it's your own shit and if you eat it fresh right away before the bacteria on there grows at an alarming rate. I agree though it's not the safest, but it won't kill you.
Crazed3raser
@abarnybox ill just make my one meal a grilled chicken salad with strawberries, whole wheat breadsticks, and yogurt. there, balanced meat that i eat every day
derpface1212
Bacon? Orange? Something?
rxcjack
I'm pretty sure this goes without saying.
Jerry Jerryson
Does it?
Ryan
After a while, the same three meals start to taste like shit anyways.
rarity the unicorn
^there is a reason people dont eat poop -_- the bacteria in it is enough to get you seriously sick and kill you.
Rasmus Österberg
^tested, nope
Trolhado
peanut butter jelly time (3X)
T.P.N
@Rasmus what do you mean by... tested... oh god!
Velatus
It only says that you have to eat the same thing three times every day for the rest of your life. It doesn't say you can't have any other meals.
Kris
Shit, if I'd chose the other option, I could've lived like a hobbit!!!
Kal
You just made my decision!
Moondew
I never get tired of cereal.
HgolfG
Didn't this use to say "doo-doo" instead?
allan
i can put a tiny drop of poo on ther nvr said how much
Liz
i bleed from my genitals once a month. i think i can handle a poop sandwich.
WoodlandBear
Thanks to the moustachioed msn in your avatar, I was really worried for you for a second there.
Tamlen
Unless you happen to be a transdude, I don't see how that's hard.
Crazed3raser
woodlandbear you made me laugh
jazzhands
I'm sure if each of my three meals are 50 pieces of different food (like an all-you-can-eat buffet), I won't miss much.
Jordan
You can die from eating shit
CellGirl
Nope. Wrong. Only if you eat it after the bacteria grows. Freshly shitted is not deadly....gross....but not deadly! Unless you recently ate some poison. Then you're screwed.
pirate
if you can eat other things beyond the 3 meals...
Amanda
Poop sandwich all day... I cannot live without variety.
Jarg
You have a point there are documented cases of people starving rather than eating the same thing for a prolonged period of time, also the malnutrition might get you if you ate the same thing always, so you might literally be right.
Xzibitzzz
Poop sandwich once a month? Or Burgers and Fries 24/7 Hmm... Im smart, I don't eat things that went into my mouth and out of my ass.
Therealslim
Poop sandwhich? what are we twelve were on the fucking internet say shit goddammit
Conner Smith
2 girls one cup?
Jon Alexander
Too many idiots are on here...
brian3711
Ramon noodles
Jessica Wright
Twist: you eat poop sandwiches 3x a day for the rest of your life
Greg
All 3 would be 50 course meals!
NinjaticSilver
People Order Our Patties.
Ryan Villaveces
Funniest way of saying it...poop sandwich
Aniquin
Hot Pockets.
ninjabitz
They never said how much had to be on the sandwich. And I could drown out the taste with peanut butter.
Okmrbob
Im not eating no poop sandwich
Aye Doe
You would learn to appreciate food more after cramming shit into your mouth...
Vlad Kardash
Kill all the bacteria first, you would die if you ate the same thing every day unless you drank breast milk, so f that. plus it's whatever you want.
solurile
It doesn't say that you those meals will be the ONLY thing you eat. Besides that everything will be normal.
Ballisticdingo
I thought it said poop a sandwich. And come on does that not sound interesting
neonblue120
I think the other people are full of shit. If someone ACTUALLY had to eat a shit sandwich they'd puss out!
KamJam
Nutella on bacon. That is all.
anais
I could have ramen forever
Carlosz Arias
You would die if you eat your poop . It's already digested and what comes out is what the body doesn't need
Jerry Emanuelsson
im preaty sure i eat the same 3 meals anyway
Jack Apelbaum
Any burger from McDonalds qualifies as a poop sandwich.
Shakyl Lambert
BACON FOR EVERY MEAL
Keegan M. Lowry
I only eat 4 different meals on a regular basis anyway. I guess I can live without peanut butter toast.
youat2inthemorning
This is a good one lol
Toms Dreiblats
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Will
variety is the spice of life even if its shit every once in a while
Squeaky Juice
Well I eat turkey samiches with toppings, so I'm going to eat my poop sandwiches with tons of toppings so I can't taste it.
Tick_Tock_Man
I choose a buffet dinner
xereeto
If you can choose the meals
TheCrabsCab
I keep getting this one WHY???
Káča Svobodová
PIZZA!
Lynnaya Hamby
Ok it says same meal right? Well my meal would be a 100 course one with a bagillion different foods to chose from. ;) Then it would never get old.....
ChuckSantos
Roast Dinner it is.
Francesca Fiorentini
You could have a huge meal made up of lots of things and only eat what you want at the time
Scott Waterland
really? poop sandwich?
Lee
Dude, just go on a detox diet for the day after you eat the poop sandwich. And you could take vitamins and crap to help counteract the poo.
Elijah De Pino
Why not both? Eat a poop sandwich 3 times a day for the rest of your life!
Samuel Thörn
I love habits...
TobiasDominik
I actually can only eat a few foods anyways so this is easy