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Eat the same thing 3 meals a day for the rest of your life
Eat whatever you want but have to eat a poop sandwich once a month
the same thing would be terrible, and probaly drive me nuts, i love food too much, im willing to go threw the poop sandwhich once a month, for a lifetime of food happiness..
Well then, you're going to die a horrible death of disease, and your organs will probably become so sickly and malnourished that they'll start eating each other.
@rythmbot you wouldn't be malnourished...you can eat anything. If anything you'll be malnourished if you don't get the PERFECT balance in one meal, which is, lets face it, hard to do. Get exactly 30% of everything you'll need in one meal.
Feces contains all kinds of harmful bacteria. You'll get ill for sure, and could even possibly kill you.
@Rythmbot Not unless if it's your own shit and if you eat it fresh right away before the bacteria on there grows at an alarming rate. I agree though it's not the safest, but it won't kill you.
@abarnybox ill just make my one meal a grilled chicken salad with strawberries, whole wheat breadsticks, and yogurt. there, balanced meat that i eat every day
Bacon? Orange? Something?
I'm pretty sure this goes without saying.
After a while, the same three meals start to taste like shit anyways.
^there is a reason people dont eat poop -_- the bacteria in it is enough to get you seriously sick and kill you.
peanut butter jelly time (3X)
@Rasmus what do you mean by... tested... oh god!
It only says that you have to eat the same thing three times every day for the rest of your life. It doesn't say you can't have any other meals.
Shit, if I'd chose the other option, I could've lived like a hobbit!!!
You just made my decision!
I never get tired of cereal.
Didn't this use to say "doo-doo" instead?
i can put a tiny drop of poo on ther nvr said how much
i bleed from my genitals once a month. i think i can handle a poop sandwich.
Thanks to the moustachioed msn in your avatar, I was really worried for you for a second there.
Unless you happen to be a transdude, I don't see how that's hard.
woodlandbear you made me laugh
I'm sure if each of my three meals are 50 pieces of different food (like an all-you-can-eat buffet), I won't miss much.
You can die from eating shit
Nope. Wrong. Only if you eat it after the bacteria grows. Freshly shitted is not deadly....gross....but not deadly! Unless you recently ate some poison. Then you're screwed.
if you can eat other things beyond the 3 meals...
Poop sandwich all day... I cannot live without variety.
You have a point there are documented cases of people starving rather than eating the same thing for a prolonged period of time, also the malnutrition might get you if you ate the same thing always, so you might literally be right.
Poop sandwich once a month? Or Burgers and Fries 24/7 Hmm... Im smart, I don't eat things that went into my mouth and out of my ass.
what are we twelve were on the fucking internet say shit goddammit
2 girls one cup?
Too many idiots are on here...
Twist: you eat poop sandwiches 3x a day for the rest of your life
All 3 would be 50 course meals!
People Order Our Patties.
Funniest way of saying it...poop sandwich
They never said how much had to be on the sandwich. And I could drown out the taste with peanut butter.
Im not eating no poop sandwich
You would learn to appreciate food more after cramming shit into your mouth...
Kill all the bacteria first, you would die if you ate the same thing every day unless you drank breast milk, so f that. plus it's whatever you want.
It doesn't say that you those meals will be the ONLY thing you eat. Besides that everything will be normal.
I thought it said poop a sandwich. And come on does that not sound interesting
I think the other people are full of shit. If someone ACTUALLY had to eat a shit sandwich they'd puss out!
Nutella on bacon. That is all.
I could have ramen forever
You would die if you eat your poop .
It's already digested and what comes out is what the body doesn't need
im preaty sure i eat the same 3 meals anyway
Any burger from McDonalds qualifies as a poop sandwich.
BACON FOR EVERY MEAL
I only eat 4 different meals on a regular basis anyway. I guess I can live without peanut butter toast.
This is a good one lol
variety is the spice of life even if its shit every once in a while
Well I eat turkey samiches with toppings, so I'm going to eat my poop sandwiches with tons of toppings so I can't taste it.
I choose a buffet dinner
If you can choose the meals
I keep getting this one WHY???
Ok it says same meal right? Well my meal would be a 100 course one with a bagillion different foods to chose from. ;) Then it would never get old.....
Roast Dinner it is.
You could have a huge meal made up of lots of things and only eat what you want at the time
really? poop sandwich?
Dude, just go on a detox diet for the day after you eat the poop sandwich. And you could take vitamins and crap to help counteract the poo.
Why not both? Eat a poop sandwich 3 times a day for the rest of your life!
I love habits...
I actually can only eat a few foods anyways so this is easy
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