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communicate with animals

speak every language fluently

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Speak every language fluently

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  • 56

    Tiki_Guy

    1 year ago

    Dogs: "cat cat!". Cat: "mouse mouse!". I'd get bored really fast

    • 89

      Dr. Prof. Damian

      9 months ago

      Person: "me! me! me!"

    • 14

      Evan Binns

      7 months ago

      wait animal is a language for animals so suck it

    • 3

      BrentDH

      7 months ago

      I realized after reading this, animals wouldn't have much to say. My pets would get annoying and childlike.

    • 12

      Steven Rogers

      6 months ago

      Hey dog, i'll give you a treat if you go poop on Tiki_Guy's lap!

    • 5

      Nikolaj Igor Jørgensen

      6 months ago

      "Communicate" = Be able to speak with them, and they would reply in a language you would understand. Why are you being realistic on this site?

    • 2

      Blue_Xephos

      5 months ago

      I'd love to here what a horse would have to say. "OAT BAG!"

  • 37

    cerpintaxt

    1 year ago

    that actually was a hard question

    • 26

      EccentricTurdMuffin

      7 months ago

      Technically humans are animals, and therefore I can communicate with them as well regardless of their species. Victory is mine.

    • 5

      o0AHK0o

      7 months ago

      (turtle language) ............................. (wise words my friend)

    • 3

      Wigglenuts

      7 months ago

      You could build an army of animals to do your bidding.

    • 4

      Aharon

      6 months ago

      @Wigglenuts Do humans do as you say? Why would animals listen to you?

  • 29

    Alex Patapan

    10 months ago

    I just realized that Humans are animals

    • 0

      Joy

      7 months ago

      Are they? Oh yeah monkey and stuff i know.. lolol

  • 26

    guy coolson

    1 year ago

    I'm really gay

  • 22

    Rythmbot

    1 year ago

    You can learn many languages if you want to, but you can't communicate fluently with animals. Yeah.

  • 18

    Potatomaster

    10 months ago

    Pigoen, you see that guy? yea, i'll give you bread if you and your friends shit on him

  • 16

    theboss_15

    1 year ago

    dog: give me the hotdog. give me the hotdog. give me the hotdog. give me the f***ing hotdog!

  • 10

    deathpwnie

    9 months ago

    Let's see, be able to translate the ruins of the Indus Valley or ask a dog why he just ate his own shit?

  • 3

    billmok

    9 months ago

    Humans are animals. If I can communicate with all animals then I would be able to communicate with all humans. Everybody who chose red is dumb.

  • 3

    Wise Octopus

    10 months ago

    I don't see the difference. /racism

  • 1

    Rory Limmage

    1 month ago

    surely if you can speak every language that would include the language of animals??

  • 2

    Gauldur Blacksoul

    8 months ago

    I'd be like a human Fluttershy!

  • 2

    Seth T

    8 months ago

    Dog go get my keys! Dog: EAT POO EAT POO

  • 2

    Lewis

    9 months ago

    Even if animals could speak English we couldn't communicate, as they'd have lived such different lives to us.

  • 2

    Idontcare

    9 months ago

    People suck. i'd rather talk to animals.

  • 2

    Sandypengu

    10 months ago

    Answers to the mysteries of the world, YES !!!! :D

  • 0

    VibraKnife

    1 day ago

    Pika Pi (What's up bro?)

  • 0

    Vrhythmikz

    1 week ago

    Yes! Ja! Hai! Si!

  • 1

    blaaarg

    3 months ago

    Humans are animals too. HAHA I WIN!

  • 0

    Linkums

    1 week ago

    I'm not risking the animals not having anything worth hearing to say.

  • 0

    keesh

    1 week ago

    I really don't even care about taking to people. No offense.

  • 0

    keesh

    1 week ago

    I really don't even care about taking to people. No offense.

  • 0

    keesh

    1 week ago

    I really don't even care about taking to people. No offense.

  • 1

    Horseponycute Stardo

    6 months ago

    I could take over the whole fucking world if i could communicate with animals! id get them all in an army and these bitches make me there king! Plus i really want to talk to my kitty cat

  • 1

    tansypool

    8 months ago

    I like learning languages. I can't learn to speak to animals.

  • 1

    David

    8 months ago

    Fuck any women I meet, or any animal HMMmmmm

  • 1

    Jonathan

    8 months ago

    Who cares about animals. If it was dragons, trolls and things like that oky but animals are stupid :/

  • 1

    browntile

    8 months ago

    if you can speak every language fluently then you should be able to speak with animals too

  • 1

    Trace N Stien

    8 months ago

    That was tough

  • 0

    Mephiste

    3 weeks ago

    Hey dog, Go fetch me a beer will ya? Dog: Sure thing, man :D

  • 1

    TheFarmer

    8 months ago

    Everyone who picked red is 100% brain dead retarded.

  • 1

    Marippy

    9 months ago

    What is this place, full of so many wonders Casting its spell that I am now under~ ♪

  • 1

    BloodyKnives

    9 months ago

    You can learn languages but not animal language, this was easy

  • 1

    Six1Cynic

    9 months ago

    Animals have a primitive form of communication when compared to us. We know most of the stuff they're trying to communicate to us as it is. Knowing every language in the world will give you the ability to effectively communicate with any human being on Earth.

  • 0

    Justy Antares

    1 month ago

    DO NONE OF YOU REMEMBER THE WILD THORNBERRYS???

  • 0

    ABrony

    1 month ago

    I'm FLUTTERSHY.

  • 0

    Andrew

    1 month ago

    I absolutely love cats. I'd like to know what they're thinking. I know they probably don't have a lot to say, sense they aren't too intelligent (at least that's what we think), but still

  • 0

    Batcreep

    1 month ago

    I'm afraid that if i could understand animals, they would say things like: "The human shall see his loved ones die in a pool of their own blood,as it slowly engulfs and overpowers him. His last thoughts will be of that perfectly good half hot dog bun he threw away"

  • 0

    Elina Elric

    1 month ago

    One show. Littlest pet shop. It's also voiced by some MLP voiced actors

  • 0

    Arya

    1 month ago

    many humans are too stupid to speak to

  • 0

    Arya

    1 month ago

    animals are stupid

  • 0

    wade2008

    1 month ago

    Id make an army of animals an take over the world!!!!!

  • 0

    Jack Van de Ven

    2 months ago

    Communicate with animals people! Thats pretty much a super power

  • 0

    Marcel Suarez

    2 months ago

    Tiger do me a favor and kill everyone I hate

  • 0

    Marcel Suarez

    2 months ago

    Tiger do me a favor and kill everyone I hate

  • 0

    Marcel Suarez

    2 months ago

    Tiger do me a favor and kill everyone I hate

  • 0

    Klasvich Zanres Knapp

    2 months ago

    Fus Roh Dah, bitches.

  • 0

    Mafis

    2 months ago

    Because Fluttershy /)

  • 0

    Divinity

    2 months ago

    picking up chicks of every race :D ill die happy

  • 0

    Xsqueezit

    2 months ago

    Sure every language sounds attractive, but the world speaks English, and I'd love to hear the birds' stories!

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