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Tiki_Guy
Dogs: "cat cat!". Cat: "mouse mouse!". I'd get bored really fast
Dr. Prof. Damian
Person: "me! me! me!"
Evan Binns
wait animal is a language for animals so suck it
BrentDH
I realized after reading this, animals wouldn't have much to say. My pets would get annoying and childlike.
Steven Rogers
Hey dog, i'll give you a treat if you go poop on Tiki_Guy's lap!
Nikolaj Igor Jørgensen
"Communicate" = Be able to speak with them, and they would reply in a language you would understand. Why are you being realistic on this site?
Blue_Xephos
I'd love to here what a horse would have to say. "OAT BAG!"
cerpintaxt
that actually was a hard question
EccentricTurdMuffin
Technically humans are animals, and therefore I can communicate with them as well regardless of their species. Victory is mine.
o0AHK0o
(turtle language) ............................. (wise words my friend)
Wigglenuts
You could build an army of animals to do your bidding.
Aharon
@Wigglenuts Do humans do as you say? Why would animals listen to you?
Alex Patapan
I just realized that Humans are animals
Joy
Are they? Oh yeah monkey and stuff i know.. lolol
guy coolson
I'm really gay
JonDickbutter
I agree, a lot.
Rythmbot
You can learn many languages if you want to, but you can't communicate fluently with animals. Yeah.
armacitis
And what would be the point?You can't have a conversation with an animal other than a human,they aren't intelligent enough.
Basketball King
How do you know that?
Rangi Bullock
@armacitis: Dolphins
Potatomaster
Pigoen, you see that guy? yea, i'll give you bread if you and your friends shit on him
theboss_15
dog: give me the hotdog. give me the hotdog. give me the hotdog. give me the f***ing hotdog!
Ryan
im gonna go watch that video
Joy
smosh.
deathpwnie
Let's see, be able to translate the ruins of the Indus Valley or ask a dog why he just ate his own shit?
billmok
Humans are animals. If I can communicate with all animals then I would be able to communicate with all humans. Everybody who chose red is dumb.
Wise Octopus
I don't see the difference. /racism
Rory Limmage
surely if you can speak every language that would include the language of animals??
Gauldur Blacksoul
I'd be like a human Fluttershy!
Seth T
Dog go get my keys! Dog: EAT POO EAT POO
Lewis
Even if animals could speak English we couldn't communicate, as they'd have lived such different lives to us.
Idontcare
People suck. i'd rather talk to animals.
Sandypengu
Answers to the mysteries of the world, YES !!!! :D
VibraKnife
Pika Pi (What's up bro?)
Vrhythmikz
Yes! Ja! Hai! Si!
blaaarg
Humans are animals too. HAHA I WIN!
Linkums
I'm not risking the animals not having anything worth hearing to say.
keesh
I really don't even care about taking to people. No offense.
keesh
I really don't even care about taking to people. No offense.
keesh
I really don't even care about taking to people. No offense.
Horseponycute Stardo
I could take over the whole fucking world if i could communicate with animals! id get them all in an army and these bitches make me there king! Plus i really want to talk to my kitty cat
tansypool
I like learning languages. I can't learn to speak to animals.
David
Fuck any women I meet, or any animal HMMmmmm
Jonathan
Who cares about animals. If it was dragons, trolls and things like that oky but animals are stupid :/
browntile
if you can speak every language fluently then you should be able to speak with animals too
Trace N Stien
That was tough
Mephiste
Hey dog, Go fetch me a beer will ya? Dog: Sure thing, man :D
TheFarmer
Everyone who picked red is 100% brain dead retarded.
Marippy
What is this place, full of so many wonders Casting its spell that I am now under~ ♪
doctorwho785
Bro hoof /)
BloodyKnives
You can learn languages but not animal language, this was easy
Six1Cynic
Animals have a primitive form of communication when compared to us. We know most of the stuff they're trying to communicate to us as it is. Knowing every language in the world will give you the ability to effectively communicate with any human being on Earth.
Justy Antares
DO NONE OF YOU REMEMBER THE WILD THORNBERRYS???
ABrony
I'm FLUTTERSHY.
Andrew
I absolutely love cats. I'd like to know what they're thinking. I know they probably don't have a lot to say, sense they aren't too intelligent (at least that's what we think), but still
Batcreep
I'm afraid that if i could understand animals, they would say things like: "The human shall see his loved ones die in a pool of their own blood,as it slowly engulfs and overpowers him. His last thoughts will be of that perfectly good half hot dog bun he threw away"
Elina Elric
One show. Littlest pet shop. It's also voiced by some MLP voiced actors
Arya
many humans are too stupid to speak to
Arya
animals are stupid
wade2008
Id make an army of animals an take over the world!!!!!
Jack Van de Ven
Communicate with animals people! Thats pretty much a super power
Marcel Suarez
Tiger do me a favor and kill everyone I hate
Marcel Suarez
Tiger do me a favor and kill everyone I hate
Marcel Suarez
Tiger do me a favor and kill everyone I hate
Klasvich Zanres Knapp
Fus Roh Dah, bitches.
Mafis
Because Fluttershy /)
Divinity
picking up chicks of every race :D ill die happy
Xsqueezit
Sure every language sounds attractive, but the world speaks English, and I'd love to hear the birds' stories!