Assuming you're in a well cared for environment. Equal treatment and such.
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ewoksarelikeu
Cats may be big pussies, and total bitches sometimes. But seriously, how cool would it be to just climb all over shit and not give a fuck because you're a cat?
Nick
agreed, would live to be able to run up shit and hunting birds would be fun.
Anthony
And rule the internet with an iron fist
Stijn
nice puns
@nze
OMG It'd be so gr8!
Haider
please dont swear... or i'll report you
Andy ಠ_ಠ
but tbh, dogs get pampered and treats and walkies and have a great bond wit their owners...cats just go out for the day and sleep at te night and only come home for food
yourmom78839
Haider, shut the hell up. You're a loser. It's the internet people swear. Freedom of speech.
Marco D. Carsana
Meow meow meow, meow meow! Meow!!
Kim
I would rather be free to go where ever than be stuck on a stupid leash all the time. I could pamper myself. My treat would be sleeping, which is constant. My cats have awesome bonds with my family. Being a dog would kind of be a bummer compared to the life of a cat...
Jarrod
Shit I underestimated the value of this question, I demand a do-over
RavingLunatic
im a bitch anyway
Macy
I own two cats. I wanna jump from the top of the bookcase all the way to the table, too!
Dudugs
I would play guitar and make a video called "guitar cat"
Alex Bayliss
Actually, Dogs are the bitches.
Clark Kent
my neighbor got brutely bitten by a cat and had to get stiches
Nicky Martin
I'd be as lazy as f***
EdgarAllenWoah
you're expected to be nasty
AlexisJane20
@ Haider, fuck fuck, fuckity fuck
potatochips
I would be one fat mofo
pmaguire13
"cats just go out for the day and sleep at te night and only come home for food" uhh hello perfect life right there
wartpig
i like dogs more but being a cat would give you awesome skills beyond lay and sit
XxxxBlack.Veil.BridesxxxX
two words, lol cats. there lives must be so awesome.
meowmixrawr
I picked dog... don't look at my name.
Paul
I enjoy sleeping
Jim
Plus, cats are just better.
canadice
ಠ_ಠ
Anthony
I chose cats because I can get away with treating my owners like shit and still be well treated for
Jerry
i would rather shit outside of the house, more than shit inside
Naturegirl25
t(-_-t)
Mr C Hutty
No they aren't you retard dogs are smarter you can actually do stuff with them they can understand us cats don't sit when you say and dogs are a mans best friend
1stwarror
"Hey, want to bring your pet cat with my dog to do some police work?"
MooCow
Cats and dogs both have their due merits. They aren't so different that we need to argue like children over them. I love cats. I love dogs. They're both great. I would rather be an Irish Wolfhound. @Mr C Hutty Both dogs and cats can be trained. M dog knows over 100 tricks and my cat over 70. So it really depends. Of course an animal isn't born trained. Apparently you couldn't be bothered to try. Either way, cats rule, dogs rule, peace out.
Stolkmen
I hate cats.
TehOhnlyGrizz
I HATE YOU!!!!
Diddly
The internet loves me. Not you.
MONKEY D. LUFFY
Dogs can be bitches but cats are just absolute pussies.
Bennett Herlihy
As far as I can tell this is the only thing we disagree on.
killmenow666
cats do whatever they want. who trains their cat? not many people. who trains their dog? many people.
Vesko
Cats are not intelligent enough to be trained. Like chickens and sheep.
@nze
Who trains cats? POKEMON TRAINERS!
Gryx
Vesko, have you even been near a cat? You have no idea what you're talking about
appel
Thow about a nice car ride, stupid cat?
appel
Thow about a nice car ride, stupid cat?
MooCow
I've trained my cat over 70 tricks! Don't say that they're stupid because you're either too dense to try or you are too dense to use a cat training method rather than dog training methods.
Mary
Cats are better. They're smarter, more agile, and independent. And plus, it'd be great to do whatever I want and go wherever I want without being held on a leash.
Nexus0ne
I doubt that they're smarter. It is difficult to train a cat, but not so for dogs.
Jessie Sofen
Cats are actually highly trainable. Humans just don't want to take the time to train their felines because cats have stubborn and high-strung tendencies. Cats like it their way, and not what their human wants. Hence why cats own you, not you own the cats.
Nele
My friend has a cat who can give a paw and roll over when asked.
Thea T.
Nexus0ne, dogs do whatever their owners tell them to do, while cats refuse to. Cats are independent, dogs are needy. Period.
TheThinker
Cats actually have the ability to hunt alone and are more agile than dogs.
Stickman47
What are you talking about? Well cared environment, why would you be hunting for food. And honestly, no one is scared of a house cat.
MooCow
Dogs too. Sic my doggie on an empty field (or so I thought) and you'll be bathing blood off him tonight.
pollpo
Cats aren't that big of a pussy as you may think, but they are smarter and choose their fights wisely. i've seen my cat take on a bunch of animals. mostly other cats but shes beaten a couple of foxes and dogs. if she can't take em head on she would climb up a tree and pounce on their back.
WackoSlacko
Dude... You just broke Rule #1 of Animal Fight Club!
Emily Spicer
Wait wait wait, smarter? Dogs and cats are equally as smart, sorry to tell you. Dogs can understand more human speech then cats can, but cats are also incredibly smart, as well as dumb. I've seen cats so the same stupid things over and over again, not learning from their prior mistakes. Cats can be really stupid, as stupid as dogs are traditionally seen as.
Thea T.
Cats take care of themselves, while dogs need a leader ( an alpha) to guide them. Cats are smarter in solving problems alone, dogs in solving problems in a team.
bones
woof *pants and wags tail*
Cait
id be allergic to myself, but i find cats very sophisticated.
TehSpaceSnake
As much as I agree that a dogs life is sweeter because more people love dogs, and as sad as it is a lot of people torture cats (as do with dogs but higher percentage with cats). One of the main things is because of the black cat superstition people are stupid and end up killing them for that reason. I would rather share the pain with the cats than live a cushy life being a puppy. Plus I like cats style better they don't live in groups and prefer to love one person and be alone, I love to be alone. Not only that but a cats meow is plesent and silent, a dogs bark is kind of loud and annoying.
NeonCat
Cats lived a harder life that dogs, they are the real tough survives in the wild.
projects8an
Not a single F*ck was given that day.
@nze
especially to you, i guess
Crissy
Dogs > Cats
LegateLanius
Cats > Dogs
SoupDragon
EVERYBODY WANTS TO BEEEEE A CAT!
Shay Perkins
It would be awesome if I was a k9 cop dog or a hunting dog.
shelbysahara
I'm Egyptian, so I'm partial to cats. Plus, cats just get to do whatever the fuck they want, sounds like my kind of life.
Amanda
I would make the cutest dog ever.
wonderbung
I prefer dogs as pets, but cats are far more agile.
Morgan
loyal and man's best friend vs. intelligent and have 9 lives.... obvious choice
tombomberzorz
Dogs are technically more intelligent than cats, according to a study.
Jordy
meow
MrHolycow
Squirrel!
PrincessLuna
Not all cats are mean...some are really sweet and no one gives them cedit for that. Plus cats have way more skills
acpimp
Cat's are fuckin' badasses.
Septizvi
Dogs are total retards. Cats are elegant and intelliigent
The Ass Hole That Poops
You are retarded.
Skylar
5 reasons you should consider becoming a cat: Free food, free rent, sleep as long as you want to, look great with no effort, license to kill.
Morgan Marie
cats are far superior
Cross
Taking over bitches mind by how cute you are will be so easy as a cat.
LoyalJoker
Cat all the way.
Jousis
Sleep 20 hrs a day, and it's perfectly acceptable to get high off catnip.
Alexander Addison
Dogs lick their balls and roll in poop.
Emily Spicer
Cats lick their own balls as well and cough up disgusting hair balls.
jasmg7
Cats are so awesome! They are way more agile . Also cats are so sassy! They do whatever they want! Dogs have to obey their master. Fricken robots. So whatever , MEOW!
David Bell
Im alergic to cats, but who cares?!?!? I LOVE THEM! well i love dogs too, but if im a cat, i cant be alergic to myself!
wangnuggets
9 lives!! For cat
Ethan
Either not be able to resist chasing a ball or give zero fucks. I choose giving zero fucks.
Tamna Cat
Dogs- STUPID GAYSHITS Cats: LORDS!
Paul Guy
MEOW
Cassmonsta
Have fun running around, fetching shit, and chasing your own tail while im over here lazing around, having servants, and being cute with no effort. (Also imma karma train) and dont tell me dogs are smarter than cats because thats not true.
Emily Spicer
You are right! Both animals are equally as smart. Im not sure where the areas where cats are smarter, but i do know that dogs will understand more human speech then cats do, and truly understand the words. I've been told cats only understand tone of voice. However, Cats are just as smart as dogs.
James Walsh
Dogs have owners, cats have staff
James Walsh
I PREFER dogs, but lets face it, being a cat would kick ass.
Zach Dunn
Being that I'm allergic to cats, my answer is a no-brainer.
Vini
i don't think cats are allergic to thmeselves.
chris9898
i may go on le vacation
Franjo
Sleep all day, then eat and shit. Repeat the next day.
Emily Spicer
well the funny thing is, My dog does this all day too!
RyoZex
Get high off catnip. NUFF SAID!
blazingpelt
Mrrow :3
AlexisJane20
9 lives for the win LOL
dmaster840
dogs are omnivores cats are carnivores
Roucan
Jaguars are cats.
Roucan
Jaguars are cats.
Oana Cheta
if you are a cat and treat your owner nice, than you are categorized as a super cat. since for dogs, that is just ordinary.
Pharanim
Be a dog and everyone tells you what to do.... Be a cat and u get away with everything just because you are cute...
DevTook
So, why did you vote for dog again?
thejigglyjuggler
Cats are just the worst animals. Dogs easily
NeonCat
That not true, trust me.