Kif is the assistant to Zapp Brannigan, Dr. Zoidberg is the company "doctor".
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Blake Bennett
Why not Zoidberg?
smrzan
Ahhh you beat me to it
Gavin Morrison II
ctrl + F got me here. I like you.
skeptical
Amy
Tyler Robertstar
bitch you beat me guess i gotta delete my comment
T.P.N
woop woop woop
Eli
lol u made my day sir
Aloerca
Beat me to it... -.-
Dajah
Because Kif is adorable. lol
john117
because kif basically has his face rubbed in zacs face every day, and of course, why NOT zoidberg?
Mike
Your jokes are bad, and you should feel bad!
Dreamkiller
Amy.
nickjw
Amen. I'd definitely choose Kif.
Hatlab
Yeah but it would be you who gets pregnant if you so much as whole bare hands...
mohamed
they never mention kiff having a penis ( not that he needs one since he gets pregnant by holding hands) also at one point amy leaves kiff and all he's left with is brushing zapp brannigan's "back" (a little lower)
Robert Boyken
Let's not forget that you can fucking change colors
Stolkmen
Even though Kif does get the girl at least The evil Santabot is nice to only Zoidberg every Xmas. He aint dying today
Booger
IM DR ZOIDBERG, HOMEOWNER!!
XxxxBlack.Veil.BridesxxxX
im sure they destroyed the santa bot did they not?
nowhereman136
remember, kif has a girlfriend and respect (of people who arent his boss)
Charlie Ogden
Why not Zoidberg?
Matt
Why not Zoidberg?
Jessica
Came here to say this. Not disappointed.
vsudyvyevf
but everybody hates dr zoidberg
DatGuy
Need a person to be? Why not Zoidberg?
atfinals
Dreamkiller you have made the only point that needs to be made.
Mikaela
Love Zoidberg... He can rip off his clothes, ink attack people, then scuttle out shouting WOOPWAWOOPWOOPWOOOP :3
Stewiepwn
(\/)(•,,,,•)(\/)
Emmett Lowe
whop,whopwhopwhopwhopwhopwhopwhop
jakereeno
Kif has a babe
FUNNY-BONESx
Once zoidberg race has sex they die
n1nja_nacho
Why not zoidberg? \/ *)))* \/
matt
Kifs got amy
Emmett Lowe
this is true
Morgan Marie
who are these people?
Tiki_Guy
I have no idea who either of them are
horsedickdotmpeg
You suck
CutiePie
zoidberg is frickin hilarious!!
DarklordTheo
Whoop whoop whoop!
idontyouhave
Did they stop supporting this app? is a retard the person REVIEWING your submissions? Cuz its the same fu€£ing questions every freaking day. And it doesnt take weeks to review this stuff! Come on!
carsonaxel
Zoidberg always gets the least amount of respect, and doesn't have thumbs.
Cosmic Hawke
Echo!
Tom Turnbull
Holy shit how many times are you gonna post it
XxxxBlack.Veil.BridesxxxX
thats because he has claw things
N3VVRmiNd
You don't get Amy's ass to fuck, it sits on you and ruins your life. Plus, Amy isn't hot and I'm sure Kiff gets fucked by Zaff almost daily
Ebenezer Scrooge
zoidberg has no money or friends. kif has a girlfriend and planet express respects him somewhat and makes decent wage
lanzadam
Why not zoidberg!
opalhat
at least people respect zoidberg
Clark Kent
fuck amy
Skyentist
Get the hot chick.
Umm no
IM A COWBOY I AM!
Sharktoothy123
woop woop wop wop woop wop wopw woop
Brdie
Why chose Zoidberg! What's wrong with you he's a loser! And only reason he's alive is because he couldn't get laid! At least Kif has the hot Amy! Lmao
Zac
I chose kiff because A, he has apposable thumbs, B, Because he can change his shape/size (If you know what I mean XD) and C, Amy.
alecoo
who are these people.?
Jacob
They are characters from Futurama. Both aliens. One is shellfish-like, the other "green".
Joe Fox
Id discreetly kill Zapp then take over the ship
jay
I would rather be kif and have a hornet Asian girl friend then to be ignored and not talked to
mrpower
One word Amy
Chrissy
I love Zoidberg, but Kif is kinda cute. Sorry Kif!
sean Weber
kif gets amy. zoidberg just gets hatred
Ellia Foxenaite
Need a choice? Why not Zoidberg?
djkfbf
At least kif gets the hot asian.
Olivia BeepBoop Evan
Kif isn't homeless, he has a real job, stable relationship, friends.
Mexiflan
Kif bangs Amy.
PotatoMan
Hmm... hot girlfriend of WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP
Slayer of Potatoes
PotatoMan...you and I have some business to attend to.
Connor Ross
Kif goes out with Amy...
adam
bagin a martian Asian
furiouscucumber
(V)(;,,;)(V)
Mimi Stockwell
Why not zoidberg?
Excaliburkid
Why not Zoidberg?
bachunderground
Why not... oh fuck it.
supermitch6868
;,,,; Zoidberg FTW
Kif Mogorosi
My Name if Kif haha! If ur South African you'll get me :) love futurama!