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Only speak in haiku
Only speak in song lyrics
Haiku is an ancient form of poetry with a 5-7-5 syllable structure.
Haikus are really fun But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator
At least attempt to be original just once in a while.
people would be less likely to catch on if you only spoke haikus.
It'd be funnier. xD
You can be original with haikus but not from songs of others
I'd get all the fine ladies. :)
There's a song lyric for every feeling and circumstance. Much easier, and would probably make more sense
It would get annoying trying to pay attention to how many syllables you use all the time.
It would be good to Instantly make Haikus up Out of common words (did I do it right?)
Because i have no idea wtf a haiku is and you can speak become a song writer and turn any thoughts you have in a song.
Cool, I get to speak melodramatic and badass all the time and not get shit because it's a condition.
SONGS IN REAL LIFE
Haikus are easy / I could do them in my sleep / This just proves my point
Speaking in Haiku, would not be so bad at all. I am a houseplant.
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Arrkangel
Haikus are really fun But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator
MarkTheGr8
At least attempt to be original just once in a while.
nowhereman136
people would be less likely to catch on if you only spoke haikus.
Linkums
It'd be funnier. xD
pollpo
You can be original with haikus but not from songs of others
imaghostbuster
I'd get all the fine ladies. :)
cheylabob
There's a song lyric for every feeling and circumstance. Much easier, and would probably make more sense
WentwoJ
It would get annoying trying to pay attention to how many syllables you use all the time.
xereeto
It would be good to Instantly make Haikus up Out of common words (did I do it right?)
Gringomiester
Because i have no idea wtf a haiku is and you can speak become a song writer and turn any thoughts you have in a song.
jazzhands
Cool, I get to speak melodramatic and badass all the time and not get shit because it's a condition.
WOOTWOT
SONGS IN REAL LIFE
DarklordTheo
Haikus are easy / I could do them in my sleep / This just proves my point
JXT
Speaking in Haiku, would not be so bad at all. I am a houseplant.