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Smell like manure
Smell like urine
All day, every day
"Why do you smell like pee?"
"Why the fuck do you think!? I'm Bear Grills"
I just had a very funny mental image of a bear using a grill lol
he drink piss
i need to change my answer
"Why do you smell like manure?"
"oh, i was just doing gardening."
"why do you smell like pee?"
It would be believable maybe the first 3 days.
I watered the garden?
So, you literally want to smell like shit? I see...
"i was hunting and had to mask my scent" ha.
Nowhereman, basically.. "Why do you smell like shit?" "I was doing gardening." "What made you smell like shit in your garden?" "..."
i got stung by a jelly fish...hahah
I could say i'm a farmer, smell of a cow shed is not as bad as urine
i could say im a pornstar and say i was in a golden shower
C'mon, it's sterile.
You can't win
Damnit, i meant urine. Well, in one question, i chose my urine to smell like mcdonalds fries. I will smell lie fires :3.
there's a thing called deodorant.
I've always thought pee smelled like chicken.
Might wanna get that checked out...
You really wanna smell like an ass? Never in my life!
Smell like shit or smell like piss ehh
I'd just take up being an expert gardening designer
THEY'RE BOTH REALLY GROSS
tiger urine smells like popcorn :D
some people find the smell of urine attractive
Maple syrup urine disease. Checkmate.
Smells like money :)
Either way i'm taking a shower
i wonder who threw that axe body spray in the manure?
isaxe the use veson of lynx sorce= slowmoguys
Urine is 90% water till the sun evaporates it it doesn't smell
Sweat is just urine in a different concentrate. I'm Aquaman during the summer, so I'll go with it.
I live on a farm. It smells like manure, I'll blend in.
Easier to cover up
I'm a horse person, so I'm used to smelling like manure! ;)
I would just go work on a farm.
Urine doesn't smell as bad.
I'll just put on ULTRA MEGA UBER SUPER AWESOMELY STRONG...3-in-1 body wash, shampoo and conditioner.
It doesn't say how potent the smell would be... It could be basically non-existent. I just chose piss because I can deal with the smell better.
Manure cause Asians smell like pee and I hate Asian men the women or Hoyt tho but the stink too
eh urine is definitly a better smell
I'd go with manure from animals that DON'T eat meat.
I'll just wear a shirt saying I'm bear grills
Soo....smell like pee or poop
Manure does not smell bad at all.
manure is the smell of a working man
Just be like "Yeah, I work on the farm.."
Urine has almost the same composition as sweat(that's from what i heard),so i'll tell people that i run a lot.
I would just live on a farm!
"I work on a farm" huh, huh?
Urine has no smell unless you eat lots of asparagus.
I think you would sound a lot less cool if you pooped your pants then peed your pants
piss can smell the same, but crap smells a lot worse after awhile
if you smell like pee you could just say you have a cat
"eww, you smell like shit"
"oh yeah, sorry i was gardening"
Manure is a mild smell, I could get it off in a shower or some deodorant
Do you really wanna smell like you peed yourself. At least manure makes grass grow
I'm a farmer for a living, work with them fertilizers everyday!
Urine dosnt really have a smell soo yeah
I actually kind of like the smell of manure. It reminds me of farms and peacefulness. Also if anyone asks, I'll say I was gardening.
I live near a farm so i can just say i was working at the farm
Well could say I'm a farmer instead of a drunk
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