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Mummer16
"Why do you smell like pee?" "Why the fuck do you think!? I'm Bear Grills"
Silens
Grylls*
Tommapar
I just had a very funny mental image of a bear using a grill lol
Brandon Lee
he drink piss
DIRESTR8
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BitisGabonica
LOL
Shaco Clone
i need to change my answer
nowhereman136
"Why do you smell like manure?" "oh, i was just doing gardening." -or- "why do you smell like pee?" "uh..."
Kriss
It would be believable maybe the first 3 days.
Jerry Jerryson
I watered the garden?
OneMadCritic
So, you literally want to smell like shit? I see...
rarity the unicorn
"i was hunting and had to mask my scent" ha.
xweert123
Nowhereman, basically.. "Why do you smell like shit?" "I was doing gardening." "What made you smell like shit in your garden?" "..."
Bianca TMama
i got stung by a jelly fish...hahah
Horshwa
I could say i'm a farmer, smell of a cow shed is not as bad as urine
T.P.N
i could say im a pornstar and say i was in a golden shower
Azer Faraclas
C'mon, it's sterile.
jake
You can't win
Mack
Damnit, i meant urine. Well, in one question, i chose my urine to smell like mcdonalds fries. I will smell lie fires :3.
Mack
Fries*
Weronika x
there's a thing called deodorant.
Mossy
I've always thought pee smelled like chicken.
Ashley
Might wanna get that checked out...
Alex Belonozhko
lmfao
that_black_boy
You really wanna smell like an ass? Never in my life!
4oggie
Smell like shit or smell like piss ehh
Rezhwan Amanj
I'd just take up being an expert gardening designer
ribbonista
THEY'RE BOTH REALLY GROSS
flozzy
tiger urine smells like popcorn :D
TRIST4N
some people find the smell of urine attractive
Alduin
Maple syrup urine disease. Checkmate.
ramsT&F
Smells like money :)
Sanic Hegehog
Either way i'm taking a shower
YaslerFuj
i wonder who threw that axe body spray in the manure?
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Robert Chu
Urine is 90% water till the sun evaporates it it doesn't smell
Sjabber
Sweat is just urine in a different concentrate. I'm Aquaman during the summer, so I'll go with it.
Kai2max
I live on a farm. It smells like manure, I'll blend in.
Mark
Easier to cover up
Becky Smith
I'm a horse person, so I'm used to smelling like manure! ;)
Kuusou
I would just go work on a farm.
xDerpityDoo
Urine doesn't smell as bad.
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I'll just put on ULTRA MEGA UBER SUPER AWESOMELY STRONG...3-in-1 body wash, shampoo and conditioner.
SunnyCrapCake
It doesn't say how potent the smell would be... It could be basically non-existent. I just chose piss because I can deal with the smell better.
Jett
Manure cause Asians smell like pee and I hate Asian men the women or Hoyt tho but the stink too
Lynnaya Hamby
eh urine is definitly a better smell
Marc Chaussivert
I'd go with manure from animals that DON'T eat meat.
Vin Shaw
I'll just wear a shirt saying I'm bear grills
kittycaty45
Soo....smell like pee or poop
Smolaj
Manure does not smell bad at all.
Jamie Stewart
manure is the smell of a working man
Collin Dakota
Just be like "Yeah, I work on the farm.."
alex103sk2
Urine has almost the same composition as sweat(that's from what i heard),so i'll tell people that i run a lot.
Jean-Claude Jaquetti
I would just live on a farm!
Leonora Creamer
"I work on a farm" huh, huh?
Slate
Urine has no smell unless you eat lots of asparagus.
Blaalman
I think you would sound a lot less cool if you pooped your pants then peed your pants
midori
piss can smell the same, but crap smells a lot worse after awhile
plaidsunglasses
if you smell like pee you could just say you have a cat
Kassian Tyler
"eww, you smell like shit" "oh yeah, sorry i was gardening"
Nicholas Gordon
Manure is a mild smell, I could get it off in a shower or some deodorant
The General
Do you really wanna smell like you peed yourself. At least manure makes grass grow
abcpo55
I'm a farmer for a living, work with them fertilizers everyday!
Chris
Urine dosnt really have a smell soo yeah
TeslaCoilGirl
I actually kind of like the smell of manure. It reminds me of farms and peacefulness. Also if anyone asks, I'll say I was gardening.
Dao Huang
I live near a farm so i can just say i was working at the farm
Fuzzy Bacon
Well could say I'm a farmer instead of a drunk